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21 Steven Universe Quotes We Love


Cartoon Network’s animated series, Steven Universe, follows the adventures of young half-human/half-gem, Steven. He, along with a team of magical “Crystal Gems,” set out on an endless quest to protect the universe together. Their missions are often riddled with little life lessons on love and friendship, which means we often get to hear some pretty insightful stuff. 

Looking for the best Steven Universe expressions? You’ve come to the right place. While it’s hard to narrow down our favorite Steven Universe quotes, we certainly tried. Why don’t you check out our list and see for yourself.

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1. Definitely…always…never do it. -Steven

2. There are… different ways of being strong -Pearl

3. I never asked to be made! -Amethyst

4. Oh no, the laws of physics! -Connie and Steven

5. Tiny hands. My only weakness. -Garnet

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6. Sleep is a curse… And yet a curse I need to live. -Steven

7. Some of us are trying to protect humanity! -Pearl

8. If you’re trying to flush yourself down the toilet, it won’t work. Trust me, I’ve tried. -Amethyst

9. Aww! You’re like an angry little slice of pie! – Steven

10. Tiny hands. My only weakness. -Garnet

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11. I don’t get tired, I get results. -Pearl

12. It’s a trap! It’s an adorable trap! -Steven

13. You are an experience. Make sure you’re a good experience. -Garnet

14. Such is fate. – Sapphire

15. This could either make or break my hobby. -Jamie

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16. I’m combining all my responsibilities into one responsibility. -Steven

17. There are millions of possibilities for the future! But it’s up to you to choose which becomes reality -Garnet

20. If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. -Greg

18. But if you’re the one protecting me… Then who’s the one protecting YOU?- Steven

19. All comedy is derived from fear. -Garnet

21. There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, Let’s only think about love! -Steven

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The Crystal Gems sure seem to have a way with words, don’t ya think?Looking for more Steven Universe expressions? We’ve got you covered. From stickers to posters and everything in between.

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