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50 Love Puns to Make Your Heart Skip a Beet


Ah, Valentine’s day. A time to show your special person that you appreciate them through good ole’ fashioned romance. I’m talkin’ flowers, cards, chocolates, the nauseating combination of pink and purple, romantic decor, and of course, some solid love puns. Need some inspiration for cute ways to say “I love you”? Look no further. (Go ahead, they’re cupid-approved.)

Cheesy Love Puns for the Foodies:

It may sound cheesy, but these are nacho average Valentine’s Day puns (starting off pretty strong, huh? ). So if you’re really mint to be and your snack is into snacks, you’ve come to the right place. Check it outtt.

1. I only have pies for you.
2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
3. You’re one in a melon.
4. Don’t go bacon my heart.
5. I’m so glad you egg-sist.
6. You make my heart skip a beet.
7. You’re my butter half.
8. I’m nuts about you.
9. You’re the pineapple of my eye.
10. We make a perfect pear.
11. I love you s’more each day.
12. Brie mine.
13. You’ve got a pizza my heart.
14. I relish our love.

Romantic Puns for the Animal Lover:

Show your Valentine that you’re toad-ally into them with one of these purrrfect animal love puns.

15. I love you and I ain’t lion.
16. Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
17. I whale-y like you.
18. I love spending koala-ty time with you.
19. Pugs and kisses.
20. Some bunny loves you.
21. Owl always love you.
22. You’re udder-ly perfect.
23. We bee-long together.
24. I like you sow much.

Valentine’s Day Puns for the Sports Fanatic:

Is your bae a real catch? Knock it out of the park with one of these sports-themed love puns that are sure to be a home run.

25. Your love will always be up to par.
26. I pitcher us together forever.
27. You’re my #1 pick.
28. I think you’re incredi-bowl.
29. I’ll always be running-back to you.
30. How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
31. I scored when I met you.
32. You’re out of my league.
33. I always have a ball with you.
34. You’re right up my alley.
35. I get a real kick out of you.

Cute Puns For the Nerds:

Let me guess, you and your partner have real…chemistry? ESC the ordinary with one of these romantic puns.

36. You’re a cutie 3.14159265358979323.
37. You auto-complete me.
38. You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te.
39. You’re just my type.
40. I love you to .
41. You’re wi-fi material.
42. You’re my player 2.
43. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

Short Phrases for the No-Nonsense Pun Lovers:

Get right to the point with a cute “I love you” pun.

Two olives saying Olive you (I love you) to eachother
Olive you! Illustration by Lindy Wong

Tomato with text saying I love you from my head to-ma-toes (to my toes)

I love from my head tomatoes Illustration by JustTheBeginning-x (Tori)

44. I love you a waffle lot.
45. I love you from my head tomatoes.
46. I love you deer-ly.
47. Olive you.
48. I love ewe.
49. I love you a latte.
50. I love you berry much.

Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year when you’re allowed to be super corny and no one can judge you for it. Take advantage of this moment by showing your loved ones you care with a sweet pun. Still looking for that perfect Valentine card? Redbubble has unique cards designed by artists and tips for what to write in a Valentine’s Day card too!


(Header Illustration by irmirx)

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