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95 Dog Puns That You’ll Go Mutts Over

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If you find animal puns dog-gone funny, then you’re in for a treat. No need to go sniffing around anywhere else, we’ve got the top-dog ones right here. From funny dog quotes to dog puns that’ll have you going mutts, you’ll find some fur-miliar ones below – and paw-sibly a few new-to-you ones, too. In fact, pet puns and dog jokes might just become your newest paws-sion.

Dog Puns

Whether you just paws-itively love dogs or enjoy a good play on words, these dog puns are sure to make you smile. We’ve broken them down into categories, because we’re paw-some like that.

Puppy puns

  1. The pup-arazzi can’t stop taking his photo.
  2. Please pass the pup-corn.
  3. Will you get pup-ternity leave?
  4. He’ll be pup and running in no time.
  5. He’s one pup-ular dog.

Musical dog puns

  1. Howl I live without you?
  2. Don’t stop retrieving.
  3. Whippet real good.
  4. I like big mutts and I cannot lie.
  5. She’s a pup-town girl.

Dog puns for lovers

  1. Hey Corg-eous!
  2. You have the corg-key to my heart.
  3. I puggin’ love you.
  4. I’m mutts about you.
  5. I woof you.

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Party dog puns

  1. He can’t handle his alco-howl.
  2. Where’s the paw-ty at?
  3. Livin’ the pug life.
  4. Let’s raise the ruff!
  5. Paw-ty people in the house.

Apology dog puns

  1. Please fur-give me
  2. It’s the leash I can do.
  3. I’m sorry, I fur-got.
  4. I’ve been going through a ruff pooch lately.
  5. I owe you an a-paw-ogy.

Foul-mouthed dog puns

  1. I shih-tzu not!
  2. Dog-gone it!
  3. Mother pupper!
  4. I don’t give a pit
  5. Pit happens

Dog pun greetings

  1. Howl you doin’?
  2. See you on the bark side.
  3. Paw-don me
  4. Howl-o
  5. Collie me maybe?

Work dog puns

  1. Mama called the dog-tor.
  2. Don’t terrier-self up over one mistake.
  3. I’ll collie you later.
  4. Pardon the inter-ruff-tion.
  5. He’s a ruff-eree.

Celebrity dog puns

  1. Kim Kar-dachsund
  2. Mary Pup-pins
  3. Post Ma-bone
  4. Fleas Witherspoon
  5. Bark Obama

Festive dog puns

  1. Happy Howl-idays
  2. Feliz Navi-dog
  3. Happy Howl-o-ween
  4. Happy Mutt-er’s Day
  5. Happy Anni-fur-sary

Dog Jokes

If jokes are more your style, you’re in luck, because we have some paw-some ones just for you. So without further ado-do, here are 45 ulti-mutt dog jokes to share with your fur-ends. (Sorry, it’s im-paws-ible to stop with the puns!)

  1. Q: What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? A: Pup-eroni
  2. Q: What do you call a cold dog? A: A pup-sicle
  3. Q: What’s a dog’s favorite snack? A: Pup-corn
  4. Q: What do dogs eat for breakfast? A: Woofles
  5. Q: What do you call a fat dog? A: A husky
  6. Q: What do you call a dog in disguise? A: In-corg-nito
  7. Q: What do you call a sad dog? A: Melon-collie
  8. Q: What movie do dogs love? A: Trans-fur-mers
  9. Q: How do you tell which dog is the dad? A: Have him take a paw-ternity test
  10. Q: How do famous dogs stay safe? A: They hire a paw-dyguard
  11. Q: How do dog fights get broken up? A: By the ruff-eree
  12. Q: Where do dogs park their cars? A: In a barking lot
  13. Q: Where do dogs go out to eat? A: At a Bark-B-Q restaurant
  14. Q: How do dogs stay clean? A: They use sham-poodle
  15. Q: Which dessert is a dog’s favorite? A: Pug-kin pie
  1. Q: Which Christmas song is a dog’s favorite? A: Deck the Paws
  2. Q: Which holiday is a dog’s favorite? A: Howl-o-ween
  3. Q: Where would you find celebrity dogs? A: Paw-llywood
  4. Q: Which TV show do dogs like to watch? A: Barking Bad
  5. Q: Which song is a favorite of most dogs? A: Puptown Girl
  6. Q: Where would a dog go to see royalty? A: Barkingham Palace
  7. Q: Why did the Dalmation hide? A: He didn’t want to be spotted
  8. Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have? A: A bloodhound
  9. Q: How do puppies refer to their parents? A: Dog-ma and paw
  10. Q: What do you call a dog that does tricks? A: A Lab-racadabra-dor
  11. Q: How can you tell your dog is calling? A: You’ve got collar ID
  12. Q: Where does a dog go if his tail falls off? A: A re-tail store
  13. Q: What’s another word for a vet? A: A dog-ter
  14. Q: Where did the bad dog go? A: He flea’d the scene
  15. Q: Why did they stop training their dog? A: It was a Mastiff waste of time

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  1. Q: Where do most dogs want to live? A: New Yorkie
  2. Q: What do you call a dog that can’t bark? A: A hushpuppy
  3. Q: Which type of dog can tell time? A: A watchdog
  4. Q: How does a dog stop a movie? A: He presses the paws button
  5. Q: Which dog laughs at every joke? A: A Chi-ha-ha
  6. Q: What do you call a sweating dog? A: A hot dog
  7. Q: Which instrument is a dog’s favorite? A: A trombone
  8. Q: Where should you never take your dog? A: A flea market
  9. Q: Which dog is very obedient? A: A Sit Bull Terrier
  10. Q: Which type of dog is black and white and red all over? A: An embarrassed Dalmation
  11. Q: Why did the dog chase his tail? A: He was trying to make ends meet
  12. Q: Which type of dog would you find in a cave? A: A Bat Terrier
  13. Q: What did the owner say when he lost his dog? A: Well, dog-gone!
  14. Q: Why did the dog cross the road? A: To get to the barking lot
  15. Q: Why was the dog stealing shingles? A: He wanted to be a woofer

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There you have it, 95 dog puns and jokes we hope you never pug-get. Share them with a fur-end; they’d make the paw-fect addition to the inside of a greeting card or paired with gifts for dog lovers. And be-leash us, there’s more where that came from because there are dog jokes to be found everywhere! So, which one was your fur-vorite?

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