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Features

  • The standard, traditional t-shirt for everyday wear
  • Classic, generous, boxy fit
  • Male model shown is 6'0" / 183 cm tall and wearing size Medium
  • Female model shown is 5'8" / 173 cm tall and wearing size Small
  • Heavyweight 5.3 oz / 180 gsm fabric, solid colors are 100% preshrunk cotton, heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester, denim heather is 50% cotton/ 50% polyester
  • Double-needle hems and neck band for durability

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Alternate view of Absolute Beast (dark text) Classic T-Shirt
Alternate view of Absolute Beast (dark text) Classic T-Shirt
Alternate view of Absolute Beast (dark text) Classic T-Shirt
Alternate view of Absolute Beast (dark text) Classic T-Shirt
Absolute Beast (dark text)
Designed and sold by DamnAssFunny
"Do you even lift bro?" is not a question you get asked when you are an Absolute Beast. (Even if someone was clueless and wanted to ask anyway, they'd be too intimidated by all of your cultivated mass to summon the courage.)

Absolute Beast (dark text) Classic T-Shirt

Designed and sold by DamnAssFunny

$22.66
$19.26 when you buy 3+

Style

  • Classic T-Shirt
    Everyday tee, crew neck, generous fit
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