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    Allergic to humans. Sticker

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    • Decorate and personalize laptops, water bottles, and more
    • Removable, kiss-cut vinyl stickers
    • Super durable and water-resistant
    • 1/8 inch (3.2mm) white border around each design
    • Matte finish
    • For orders with 2+ small stickers, they will be printed in pairs with two stickers on one sheet to reduce sheet waste
    • Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received
    Artwork thumbnail, Allergic to humans. by chestify
    Allergic to humans.
    Allergic to humans. For those who find social interaction exhausting, this minimalist design delivers a clear, deadpan message. Perfect for introverts, the socially selective, and those who simply prefer their own company. Whether you’re navigating an overcrowded public space, enduring small talk at a gathering, or just signalling your preference for solitude, this statement does the work for you. Ideal for coffee shop observers, work-from-home enthusiasts, and anyone fluent in the art of Irish goodbyes. Wear it to festivals for an ironic twist, to airports as a silent plea, or to family gatherings when explanations feel unnecessary. A subtle nod to social fatigue, misanthropic humour, or just a mood that needs no further clarification. Pairs effortlessly with headphones, a resting-disinterested face, and a strong coffee. If human interaction were optional, this would be the uniform of choice.

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