Hello I’m Faking Calm – Blue Socks
Designed and sold by buglevel
$16.99
$15.29 when you buy any 2+
$13.59 when you buy any 3+
$15.29 when you buy any 2+
$13.59 when you buy any 3+
$16.99
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Product features
- Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort
- Socks fit: men's US shoe size 6-10, women's US shoe size 5-11, UK shoe size 3-9.5, EU shoe size 34-42.5, men's AU shoe size 5.5-9.5, women's AU shoe size 5-11
- Printed to allow ink to penetrate the yarn, so socks look great even when stretched; finer print details may vary from the product photo
- Machine washable
- Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received
Hello I’m Faking Calm – Blue
A classic blue name tag with the words “Hello I’m… faking calm,” which is honestly the most accurate introduction for anyone running on quiet panic and iced coffee. Simple, bold typography keeps the joke clean, while the soft blue makes it look like you’re at least trying to appear functional. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, planners, or anywhere you need a reminder that calm is a performance art.
Great for fans of sarcastic humor, introverts, tired adults, and people who live in a constant state of “it’s fine, everything is fine.”
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