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Designed and sold by IvayloUzunov
$25.19
$25.19
Product features
- The relaxed polo-style cap that isn't just for dads anymore
- Unstructured, medium-to-high-profile crown with slightly curved bill
- Buckle closure for adjustable fit
- 100% cotton in all colors, fabric weight 7 oz. / 240 gsm
- Five-panel design with double-wide front panel for seamless printing
- Sized for ages 13+
- Spot clean with damp cloth
- Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received

SQL No Decaf Query 0 Rows Returned - Programming Coffee Developer Humor
A hilarious SQL query design for developers who don't accept decaf as a valid option! This clever database-themed graphic shows a SELECT statement searching the menu for decaf drinks and returning "0 rows" - because real programmers know decaf isn't a valid choice. Perfect for software developers, database administrators, backend engineers, and coding enthusiasts who fuel their coding sessions with real coffee. A witty tech joke that combines programming humor with coffee culture. Great for computer science students, full-stack developers, and anyone who lives by the code and runs on caffeine
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