Hello I’m Faking Calm – Blue Cap
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$21.41
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Product features
- The relaxed polo-style cap that isn't just for dads anymore
- Unstructured, medium-to-high-profile crown with slightly curved bill
- Buckle closure for adjustable fit
- 100% cotton in all colors, fabric weight 7 oz. / 240 gsm
- Five-panel design with double-wide front panel for seamless printing
- Sized for ages 13+
- Spot clean with damp cloth
- Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received
Hello I’m Faking Calm – Blue
A classic blue name tag with the words “Hello I’m… faking calm,” which is honestly the most accurate introduction for anyone running on quiet panic and iced coffee. Simple, bold typography keeps the joke clean, while the soft blue makes it look like you’re at least trying to appear functional. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, planners, or anywhere you need a reminder that calm is a performance art.
Great for fans of sarcastic humor, introverts, tired adults, and people who live in a constant state of “it’s fine, everything is fine.”
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