Welcome to the Sideshow Clock
Designed and sold by RantingandRaven
$37.58
$37.58
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Product features
- It's always art o'clock when your clock is a work of art
- Printed polypropylene face made for you when you order
- Metal hands in your choice of colors
- Bamboo wood frame in black, white, or natural finish
- Quartz clock mechanism for accurate timekeeping
- Clear plexiglass lens
- Built-in rear hook, ready to hang
- AA battery not included
- Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received
Welcome to the Sideshow
Oh look, another pairs of doomed toddlers wandering into a cornfield with a weaponized root vegetable. Peak survival skills on display here. They’re completely oblivious to the fact that a literal demonic jester is looming over the fence ready to ruin their entire night, or that the local bat population is actively organizing a hit overhead. This is the exact brand of unhinged vintage chaos that proves October has always been unhinged. If you aren't putting this on your favorite hoodie to ward off annoying people with pure, raw, aggressive spooky energy, what are you actually doing with your life? Buy it, print it, wear it, or get left in the field.
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