Slick Rick Clock
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Product features
- It's always art o'clock when your clock is a work of art
- Printed polypropylene face made for you when you order
- Metal hands in your choice of colors
- Bamboo wood frame in black, white, or natural finish
- Quartz clock mechanism for accurate timekeeping
- Clear plexiglass lens
- Built-in rear hook, ready to hang
- AA battery not included
- Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received
Slick Rick
Slick Rick was born with dice in his hands… weighted dice that is. Slick used these dice to beat the doctor in a game a Yahtzee game which was over faster than Usain Bolt crushed his fellow racers in the Olympics. He won the hospital in this game.
Slick was born the best conman and gambler Vegas had ever seen at the age of 5 he sold his neighbor's horses that turned out to be phony.
Then at the age of 8 he won his childhood home from his father in a poker match. His father was so mad he accidently dropped his indestructible Nokia phone on his foot and broke it.
When he reached the age of 20 he already acquired himself a casino and pawnshop. One day a man brought a giant playing card said to played with by the Greek Gods themselves. Slick was sceptical so he called in a buddy who confirmed its authenticity. He was happier than Jason Voorhees at the state fair when he bought from the man for just $2.
But one day trouble reared it’s ugly head at Slick’s casino. He had “forgot” to pay his fines for rigging his slot machines so the cops were coming to take him to jail. He sprinted away from the poe poe as fast he could through the casino.
Slick needed to escape those brownie hounds so on the way out of the casino he grabbed his giant playing card through it in the air jumped on top of it and rode it into space.
He proceeded to ride the card into a wormhole. He flew around in there for what felt like an eternity. Then the wormhole spit him out he went crashing towards back towards Earth. The card hit the Earth at breakneck speeds and killed all the dinosaurs. The wormhole sent him back in time.
He was stranded in the past. At least he was until I came to get him. I took the Delorean I won in a bet with Doc Brown and speeded 70 mph into the past. I knew he was there from the cave paintings we found in ancient cave that depicted him eating chartered dinosaur corpses. I was as nervous as I could be when I found him. I approached him a black cloak and told him “I am the son you never knew about.” and took of the cloak. He replied with “Which one?” To Be Continued...
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