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    Clock, Hello I’m Faking Calm – Red designed and sold by buglevel
    Frame ColorWhite
    Hand ColorWhite

    Hello I’m Faking Calm – Red Clock

    Designed and sold by buglevel
    $31.94
    $37.58 (15% off)
    15% off ends in
    19H
    37M
    43S
    $31.94
    $37.58 (15% off)

    Product features

    • It's always art o'clock when your clock is a work of art
    • Printed polypropylene face made for you when you order
    • Metal hands in your choice of colors
    • Bamboo wood frame in black, white, or natural finish
    • Quartz clock mechanism for accurate timekeeping
    • Clear plexiglass lens
    • Built-in rear hook, ready to hang
    • AA battery not included
    • Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received
    Artwork thumbnail, Hello I’m Faking Calm – Red by buglevel
    Hello I’m Faking Calm – Red
    A classic red name tag with a twist: “Hello I’m… faking calm.” It looks just official enough to pass for real, and just chaotic enough to represent how things are really going. The bright red is bold, loud, and ideal for people who have accepted that their personality is 70 percent caffeine and 30 percent pretending. Great for stickers, notebooks, laptops, and anyone who enjoys humor that feels a little too accurate.

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