


Hello I’m Faking Calm – Red Backpack
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$50.99
$50.99
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- Carry your stuff, express yourself, keep your hands free, it's win-win-win
- Bag measures 17.7 x 11.8 x 4.9in / 45 x 30 x 12.5 cm
- Most standard laptops fit in the internal laptop pocket, which measures 13.5" x 10.5" / 34 x 27 cm
- Durable 100% polyester shell
- Vivid all-over design, sublimation printed for you when you order
- External mesh pocket and adjustable padded straps
- For a different style, check out the Drawstring Bag
- For more space, try the Duffle Bag
- Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received

Hello I’m Faking Calm – Red
A classic red name tag with a twist: “Hello I’m… faking calm.” It looks just official enough to pass for real, and just chaotic enough to represent how things are really going. The bright red is bold, loud, and ideal for people who have accepted that their personality is 70 percent caffeine and 30 percent pretending.
Great for stickers, notebooks, laptops, and anyone who enjoys humor that feels a little too accurate.
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