Hello I’m Faking Calm – Blue Backpack
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Product features
- Carry your stuff, express yourself, keep your hands free, it's win-win-win
- Bag measures 17.7 x 11.8 x 4.9in / 45 x 30 x 12.5 cm
- Most standard laptops fit in the internal laptop pocket, which measures 13.5" x 10.5" / 34 x 27 cm
- Durable 100% polyester shell
- Vivid all-over design, sublimation printed for you when you order
- External mesh pocket and adjustable padded straps
- For a different style, check out the Drawstring Bag
- For more space, try the Duffle Bag
- Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received
Hello I’m Faking Calm – Blue
A classic blue name tag with the words “Hello I’m… faking calm,” which is honestly the most accurate introduction for anyone running on quiet panic and iced coffee. Simple, bold typography keeps the joke clean, while the soft blue makes it look like you’re at least trying to appear functional. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, planners, or anywhere you need a reminder that calm is a performance art.
Great for fans of sarcastic humor, introverts, tired adults, and people who live in a constant state of “it’s fine, everything is fine.”
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