Hello I’m Faking Calm – Red Apron
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Product features
- Stay clean in style when you're doing dirty work in the kitchen, in the art studio, in the garden, or at the BBQ
- All-over sublimation print design
- 100% polyester
- Durable neck band and extra-long black ties that wrap around to tie in front
- One size fits most adults
- Easy care, machine washable
- Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received
Hello I’m Faking Calm – Red
A classic red name tag with a twist: “Hello I’m… faking calm.” It looks just official enough to pass for real, and just chaotic enough to represent how things are really going. The bright red is bold, loud, and ideal for people who have accepted that their personality is 70 percent caffeine and 30 percent pretending.
Great for stickers, notebooks, laptops, and anyone who enjoys humor that feels a little too accurate.
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