Toad Writing

12 creative works found

  • Ode To a Toad
    by BurtleBard

    We all are sorry Mr Toad / For doing you such harm / We did not think that raking grass / Would cause so much alarm Jennifer was first to…

  • Queen Toad
    by LB Andrich

    she slides slow / toward the muddy edge

  • Clappers ... a Pom ... and an Emu
    by iAN Derrick

    ‘Why, sergeant Clappers, are you asking me to remove my trousers?’

    Clappers is caught in a spot of bother, The commissioner has sent an order he cannot refuse…A case of emu eggs or an immediate transfer to the badlands of Wilicanna..A delayed mail delivery means insufficient time to organize specialist Aboriginal assistance…Then like a guardian angel..a stranger arrives in town…Little does he realize he is about to become the sacrificial Lamb in Clappers devious thinking for divine salvation.

  • The Green Princess (with large warts) Part 1
    by FlapjawSpace

    “Yes I do forget my love” / “It was just a push and shove” / “I’m just a frog, not very clean” / “So don’t blame me, if your warty and green”

    The story of a princess, and her sexually transmitted…....skin deformity.

  • ∏his
    by johnnyjenkins

    Mediocritie’s the name of the game / ‘n if you don’t pull through, / gotcha parents to blame

    ok, there’s kind of a long-winded story behind this so i’ll try ‘n be quick. / First off, this is a satire and you kinda have to hear the thing to get the full thought and method. / This was written as the proverbial theme/ demo for the Graphic Serial “∏his” / which has since grown into a fruition of celebrating many many different meduims. / Currently the musical collective that is tOAD are composing the soundtrack, whilst others are working on the animations, rotoscoping, voice actors etc. If you’d like a reference, imagine a nasty mash of: Jeff wayne’s War Of The Worlds, Gwar, Gorillaz. Oh i’m gonna say it. It’s the thinking man’s Beavis ‘n Butthead, and the Nicholas Cage fan’s David Lynnch.. Ha ha THIS track is floating about on the internet somewhere but couldn’t really say specifically. This doesn’t even exhist, just like most theories. A triangle on paper does indeed have three points, but we are or a three dimendsional realm, meaning that there’s gotta be a fourth, making it a quadrilateral, so how far can the argument go, before we start talkin in tongue again? Oh, i’m an insomniac, by the way. Oh and i apologise for my atrocious spelling

  • The Flat Out Truth About Being Stubborn
    by jubabeast

    Along came a car, / didn’t miss him by far. / But he wouldn’t hop off.

    It could happen to you

  • The Princess and the Toad
    by jubabeast

    “I am a prince! / I am a prince!” / That’s what the toady said.

    Kissing a toad only gives you slimy lips / And there are a lot of toads in the world

  • The Frog Tattoo
    by Jeannette Sheehy

    The tattoo expanded and contracted like a big ol’ bull-frog.

    For the Flash Fiction Weekend Challenge – Frog Tattoo 150 Words. (I have counted twice!! :) )

  • Kissing Toads
    by HappyDexter

    In truth I’ve kissed a lot of toads / I’ve even kissed some twice / They’ve met the folks, proclaimed their love / Then drowned me in advice…

  • Swallowing the Moon
    by Quinn Blackburn

    We all begin helpless and small. / Soon enough we grow, adapt, transform / to handle Life’s call…

    Each Who Sings Now? poem is inspired by a Teacher found in Nature; tree, stone, animal, plant, etc. All Our Relations are still willing to teach anyone willing to gratefully listen. Nothing is ever truly lost as long as there is still someone willing to look for it.

  • Kissed the angel's feet
    by Geissler

    blood will fill rivers by dawn..

  • Shining Toad
    by Geissler

    ...shining toad, / under diamond sky..

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