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  • "I Can`t Wait"
    by tajuanisha

    It all started on December 20th,2007. Larry Smith sat on the edge of his bed with his 2 best friends sitting on the floor.”Man,Larry i ca…

    It all started on December 20th,2007. Larry Smith sat on the edge of his bed with his 2 best friends sitting on the floor.”Man,Larry i can`t wait for christmas.I think my mom and dad is getting me that XBOX 360 i`ve been bragging about all week.” One of the boys said to Larry. “Yeah, i think my moms gonna get me that Dirt Bike and Four Wheller i`ve been asking for.” Another boy said. ” What happened to you guys holiday spirit.Christmas is suppose to be about Santa Clause and the egg nog that you drink at parties.” Larry told them.”Come on Larry you know we stopped believing in santa clause a long time ago.” Travis said. “Yeah Larry you need to listen to Travis. He may not always be right but i agree with him on this one. All i look forward to on Christmas is the presents and spending time with my mom.It`s the only time of the year she can spends all day with me instead of just 10 lowsy minutes” Andy said.” You guys are probably right. But is that all you really look forward to on Christmas?” Larry asked”No.Not really i also like the parties i go to and seeing people i never met before.”Travis answered.Bright and early the next morning Larry got up made him some breakfast set at the family table and thought about what his friends said.Then a knock came on the door.Larrys big sister Jena rushed downstairs and pushed larry so she could get to the door first.”Who is it!!!!” Hollard Jena.”Travis and Andy can Larry come out?”They asked.Jena unlocked the door and said….... “It`s your dorkish friends”. As they walked in they looked at Larry in a unfamilair way.”What”. Larry said spitting his ceral everywhere.”Come on dude don`t tell me you forgot. It`s saturday morning for petes sake why are you still in your PJ`s we are suppose to be out shopping for gifts for our moms and dads. But in Andys case mom.”Said Travis.”Oh. Yeah right the shopping.Sorry you guys i can`t make it.”Larry said.”Why not you`ve been saying you would be free on today.You even made a promise that you would`nt bail out at the last minute.” Andy said.”Yeah i know but.Ummmmmmmmmmm.I…I.I have to help Jena get ready for her prom tonight.” Larry said taking a big spoonful of ceral in his mouth.”What. My prom is`nt until a month from now.Look you guys Larrys lying he does`nt have anything to do but sleep.He was up all night doing some homework.” Jena said.”But we didn`t have any homework!”Travis yelled.Jena ran upstairs as fast as she could.”Look Larry you are my best friend but if you keep continuing to lie like this.We won`t have a friendship!Now are you going or not?”Travis asked angerly.”Alright im going.Give me 5 minutes to change.”Said Larry.”Alright 5 minutes or else.”Andy said.”Don`t push it And”.Said Larry.As Larry ran upstairs Jena looked at him and started laughing.Larry wondered why she was laughing but he didn`t ask he just looked at her and ran in his room.After larry put on his stuff he ran outside to Andy and Travis.”Right on time too.”Travis said. As they left off the porch they ran into 2 old enemies.Alex Matason and Bug Brain.”Well,well,well.Look what the cat spit out.Alex Matason and Bug Brain.” Said Travis.”Aw Travis i think you better leave them alone they got a dog.”Said Larry.”Stop being such a wimp Lar they are not gonna do anything with those dogs.”Said Andy.”I think you need to listen to your boy for you get wiped on my by me and my homeboy.Oh and lil Sparky here to.” Said Bug Brain.”Like i said before you ain`t do nothing with that mutt or your homeboy.”Travis said to Bug Brain. “Didn`t we teach you last that you should mind who you talk to.”Said Andy. “What punk i`ll whip your tail.”Said Bug Brain.”Sick`em boy”.Then the boys started to run with the dog on there tail and the other 2 boys behind them.They hit the corner and lost Bug Brain,Alex,and the dog.”Man that was a close one when are you two gonna learn how to keep your big mouths shut you almost got us killed today. Didn`t you see how big that dog was.He could have eaten us alive.” Said Larry.”Stop your worries he was just trying to scare us.” Said Travis.”Well it worked thanks to you and Andy.By the way where is Andy.”Asked Larry. Then they heard a scream. It was Andy they had caught him and the dog was eating him up.”Help, help.Help me Travis,Larry help!”yelled Andy.”Leave him alone he didn`t do anything to you or that mingy mutt.”Said Travis.”You know you got alot of nerve talking to me and my boy like that.” Said Alex.”You aint gonna do nuttin punk about it”said Travis.”Yeah aight.Try me.”Said Alex.Alex threw the first punch and bam. Travis was out like a light.When he woke up he was in a wheelchair in the middle of a hospital.”Wha…what happened?”asked Travis.”Alex threw the first punch and you went down like that.”Larry said snapping his fingers.That can`t be possible he was just right here.”Said Travis.”Yeah hours ago.”Said Andy.”Andy buddy are you alright all i remember was that Alex and Bug Brain`s dog was eating you up and bitting you with his visus teeth.”Said Travis sadly.”Yeah im okay thanks to you and Larry.Larry was amazing after you and Bug Brain got into it and he knoced you out.Larry jumped in it and took on both of them.But he got knocked down.And had a slittyly sprained arm.But thats okay he just has to rest for the next 2 weeks or so.”Andy said.”Man what are we gonna tell our parents?”Asked Travis scared.”I don`t know about you but me and Andy already called our moms and dads explaining what had happened.”Said Larry.”What.Ya`ll just going to let me hang like that.Ya`ll suppose to be my boys we look after each other.”Travis told them.”I know,i know,i know.But this time we couldn`t bail you out you made your own desicion nobody asked you to help me.”Said Andy.”Hold up, hold up,hold up. You were the one screaming like a little girl talking bout.Travis Larry help please help me.”Travis said immatating a girl.”Yeah but how was i suppose to know you were acutually gonna help?”Asked Andy.”Because were boys and like i said we look after each other.”Said Travis.”Man i am in so much trouble.I can’t stand ya`ll”Yelled Travis.”Yall couldn`t bail me out this 1 time”Said Travis.”Travis we have been bailing you out ever since…..well forever.”Said Larry.Later that day when Travis arrived home he had a sprained arm a concusion on his head and a broken leg.”Mom and dad now before you say anything they started it.We were on our way to the mall when they said they were…...Well you know.”Said Travis.”No i don`t know Travis tell me.”Said his father angerly.”well it all sstarted like this.”He said studdering

  • Tim Bolotnikoff Art Nude Series
    by GoldCoastGirl

    This series of photographs were done in 2003. Location? The Spit in Southport ...

    This series of photographs were done in 2003. Location? The Spit in Southport on the Gold Coast. I actually found this location whilst scouting out this part of the Gold Coast .. it was private because you had to go over a huge ‘sand hill’ as such to get to it. Unfortunately, it was a cloudy day and the sun was absent in all the photos yet this (honestly to me) didn’t take away from the photographs. I will admit that it was indeed a windy day.. and not in a “ooh.. that’s a nice soothing breeze” type of way either! You will notice my nipples are erect.. for a reason ! hahaha. Plus any shots we did involving the fence we had to do discreetly. There were plenty of times when I would quickly duck down or out of the way so we wouldn’t be discovered. Unfortunately, the Gold Coast has no “clothing optional” beaches that I am privy thus the reasons I didn’t want to get the photographer (Tim) nor myself “in trouble”. All it would’ve taken is one person to alert the police or something and no more shoot. Luckily, as I mentioned, I found a good spot. Please enjoy these photographs. If you feel inspired to comment, please do as I always enjoy and welcome comments. The best compliment, for me personally, is to purchase any of the photographs…........ naturally.

  • I am over the Moon I have just sold my 1st laminated print
    by dawndavies

    I am over the moon, lovely Jim Caldwell has just purchased a laminated print of Spitting Mad, I am so thrilled Jim, my face resembles the…

    I am over the moon, lovely Jim Caldwell has just purchased a laminated print of Spitting Mad, I am so thrilled Jim, my face resembles the moon, thank you for all your support since I joined RB just over 4 weeks ago, Dawnxxx

  • "Spitting image" was featured in "That's Funny"!
    by Gili Orr

    Really feels good when my sense of humor is appreciated ;-) / Thank you, hosts of “That’s Funny”, for featuring “Spitting image !http:...

    Really feels good when my sense of humor is appreciated ;-) / Thank you, hosts of “That’s Funny”, for featuring “Spitting image

  • Bof B Spit and 109
    by Woodie

    “B of B Spitfire and Me109” was featured in the group Aeronautics & Aviation today. / Thanks team for selecting and all who have commented…

    “B of B Spitfire and Me109” was featured in the group Aeronautics & Aviation today. / Thanks team for selecting and all who have commented in the past! / Cheers Neil

  • I am very honored and grateful to the hosts for the feature!!!

  • I need to watch more anime before my TiVo starts spitting out DVDs!
    by Pneuma

    Yeah, seriously, the thing is gunna overflow if I don’t watch it soon…

    Yeah, seriously, the thing is gunna overflow if I don’t watch it soon…

  • I am sooooooo mad I'm spitting feathers.........................
    by Sharon Perrett

    I went to Havant Thicket today, it was cold but sunny and dry. I turned the corner to my little feeding area and I couldn’t believe my ey…

    I went to Havant Thicket today, it was cold but sunny and dry. I turned the corner to my little feeding area and I couldn’t believe my eyes. Some builders had decided we needed a bathroom, nice idea I often have to dash home to go, especially in this cold weather. What’s made you so mad I hear you ask…......well they left their materials and haven’t been back to build it. Sadly this is not an uncommon sight anymore, I phoned the forestry commission and they have made arrangements for it to be removed. I even suffer this in my garden I woke up one morning to find a single divan and mattress dumped in my back garden followed by an old gas cooker a few days later and when I phoned the council I was told I would have top pay for them to take the items away. Even though they weren’t mine

  • An apology from the pretend copper
    by Cynthia Adams

    Well,for the curious people on the subject of my last Journal. / The Sergeant called me this afternoon and told me he had spoken to the PC…

    Well,for the curious people on the subject of my last Journal. / The Sergeant called me this afternoon and told me he had spoken to the PCSO who accidently sent me an email that wasn’t for my eyes,but made a cock-up and sent it to me anyway.It stated the fact that: / “Cynthia makes me spit!” / The Sarge said he had spoken to the offending officer,and he Apologised on her behalf because she isn’t allowed anywhere near me from now on,and told her to avoid me at all costs because I was so angry,and I don’t suffer fools lightly! / Needless to say I will bump into her at sometime or other,but I will make sure that “I do the spitting”. / Just wish I could have been a fly on that wall today. / So there we have it as far as I know she has apologised ..mmmmm I wonder if she did? / LOL!

  • spitting mad tigers Tee - Featured
    by dawndavies

    !http://images-1.redbubble.net/img/clothing/bodycolor:forest/product:tshirt/size:large/style:mens/view:preview/3522638-1-fighting-tigers….

    I am over the moon my Tee Fighting Tigers featured in the Tiger,Tiger group, many thanks you guys, this is a tee I am wating hehe, delighted that you like it too, dawnxx Tigers are on the endangerd creatures list

  • SAND PUMP JETTY
    by Patricia Lucy Arohanui

    A belated thank you! thank you ! on the Feature in the GOLD COAST GROUP / So very much appreciated :) / Patricia Lucy :)!http://images-1.re…

    A belated thank you! thank you ! on the Feature in the GOLD COAST GROUP / So very much appreciated :) / Patricia Lucy :)

  • FEEL YOU ON THE INSIDE
    by Patricia Lucy Arohanui

    This is an honour to be FEATURED in the GOLD GOAST GROUP / Thanks so very much / Patricia Lucy :)!http://images-2.redbubble.net/img/art/bo…

    This is an honour to be FEATURED in the GOLD GOAST GROUP / Thanks so very much / Patricia Lucy :)

  • ALL AROUND ME
    by Patricia Lucy Arohanui

    This is such a awesome surprise !!! / I wish to thank the OLYMPUS AND FOURTHIRDS GROUP for the FEATURE!!! / Patricia Lucy ; )!http://imag…

    This is such a awesome surprise !!! / I wish to thank the OLYMPUS AND FOURTHIRDS GROUP for the FEATURE!!! / Patricia Lucy ; )

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