Redneck
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Redneck
Australia
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This is another flower captured at the rest stop, I liked the edges, as well as how the background worked out! I added my text into the image, and then flatten the layers, and then saved as .jpg It is another example of images for the Flower Power Project!
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Some people procrastinate and others like to…...
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Some people procrastinate and others like to…..
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On Halloween and Christmas, I build villages using my diecast car collection, / peculiar cast of characters, buildings that range from the local petshop to / the Macabre Movie Theatre and many more great and historic buildings like Saint Nicholas Church named after the great Saint that we refer to as Santa Claus. If you want to catch up on the plot of last season’s internet soap opera, you can see the drama that occured in Snowville when Florence, the 50 foot woman from the cult movie of the 50’s The Attack of the 50 foot woman comes to town from where she lives in the North Pole after Mrs. Claus suspects that Santa is literally “monkeying around” with the bathing beauty and other beautiful women that he visits in the night after entering their homes through the chimney. He is worse than the pool boy and takes advantage of women who still believe in Santa Claus and are as desperate for attention as the women in Desperate Housewives. Over the course of the season, many people showed up from the North Pole including Florence’s family, her sisters Peggy Sue, Turleen and her brother Jerwayne from the Pink Flamingo trailer park. Later in the season their mother Gertrude and father Bubba who is of normal size although his wife is 80 feet and their children are gigantic in comparison to the town folk of a quaint conventional village that has never seen such a motley crew. Everyone in Snowville and Chillyville suspect that Santa is an imposter based on his many affairs that Mrs. Claus learns about when she reads her best friend Florence’s letters about his infidelity and lack of values and morality that the an icon like Santa represents. When Mrs Claus comes to town she confronts her husband and all hell breaks loose with this wild family. The market can not keep the small liquor store filled with generic beer, spam and oleo that iis the favorite menu for those living at the trailer park. They are proud of Peggy Sue whose companion is a pig that for three town fairs won the ugliest pig contest and most importantly Peggy Sue is the only family member that graduated from the third grade and is not ashamed to say that her “daddy is the best kisser in the county.” Her sister Turleen is pregnant with her third child and has brought her infant son to Snowville along with her father Bubba who is the disc jockey of the North Pole and resists playing Holiday songs except for his favorites Jingle Smells, Silent But Deadly Night that can be purchased at www.pullmyfinger.com. Their mother and grandmother also visiting the village are witches and control their redneck children with their spells. Jerwayne’s girlfriend Honey set the bar higher for herself and moved out of the trailer park two years ago to follow her dream to be a lounge singer in Las Vegas breaking Jerwayne’s heart since both shared the same dream of having an Elvis Wedding in Las Vegas. Honey has not had the heart to tell him that she is in love with a soldier in Iraq, Carlos who frequents the casinos when he is not on duty. Jerwayne does not want to leave Snowville until he can persuade Honey to come home with him and raise the family they planned since Junior High School when they worked at the drive-in, the Honk and Holler and on weekends at the Bowlarama. I am now posting the coming attractions for the new Christmas season and when their mother Gertrude’s brothers who are ghouls arrive in town to join the party. Nothing much happens at the North Pole during the off season and Manny wants everyone to come home to prepare for Christmas. The uncles are very surprised when they learn who is the real Santa Claus. This was the cliffhanger of last season’s final episode that some may have missed. Please stay tuned to find out that who you believed was Santa was a pretender.
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Wot? Don’t say you never felt like this! Needless to say, the message on this T-shirt is entriely metaphoric. I do not advocate violence at all, except in the context of certain sporting contexts! And then, not with guns or manufactured tools of violence.
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Pure down-home love. / Ain’t it great!! ALSO AVAILABLE ON MUGS, MAGNETS, MOUSEPADS, ETC.
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Selling locally as Christmas cards
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This photo was taken at the chumuckla redneck christmas parade in chumuckla florida… / / MUSIC / Inspired By: Lynyrd Skynyrd / We don’t have no plastic L.A. Frynds, / ain’t on the edge of no popular trend. / Ain’t never seen the inside of that magazine GQ. / We don’t care if you ‘re a lawyer, or a texas oil man, / or some waitress busting ass in some liquor stand. / If you got Soul / We hang out with people just like you / My hair’s turning white, / my neck’s always been red, / my collar’s still blue, / we’ve always been here / just trying to sing the truth to you. / Yes you could say / we’ve always been, / Red, White, and Blue / Ride our own bikes To Sturgis / we pay our own dues, / smoking camels, drinking domestic BREWS / You want to know where I have been / just look at my hands / Yeah, I’ve driven by the White House, / Spent some time in jail. / Momma cried but she still wouldn’t pay my bail. / I ain’t been no angel, / But even God, he understands. / My hair’s turning white, / my neck’s always been red, / my collar’s still blue, / we’ve always been here / just trying to sing the truth to you. / Yes you could say / we’ve always been, / Red, White, and Blue / Yeah that’s right! / My Daddy worked hard, and so have I, / paid our taxes and gave our lives / to serve this great country / so what are they complaining about / Yeah we love our families, we love our kids / you know it is love that makes us all so rich / That’s where were at, / If they don’t like it they can just / get the HELL out! / Yeah! / My hair’s turning white, / my neck’s always been red, / my collar’s still blue, / we’ve always been here / just trying to sing the truth to you. / Yes you could say
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When duty calls at the chumuckla redneck parade you will find the sheriff on his four wheeler…
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Among the greatest things about living outside the bounds and confines of the urban environment, is that we get to know our neighbors very well. As independent as people are out here, there is - often unspoken - the understanding that we can always count on one another, should the need arise.
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When caught in a hot spot, just look at your shirt and make a rifle! Handy!
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This is what happens when you are an abnormal person living smack dab in the middle of redneck suburbia…..
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MY Teddy. featured in Mad Hatters / April 22nd, 2009
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The coward cowered in the corner. featured in Artrageous RB Artists / April 21st, 2009 the love of Eerie and enchanting artwork / april 22nd, 2009
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This is a design I have done to highlight the issue of bullying. Please take a look at my new Care2 group and feel free to join and contribute. Say No To Bullying
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This is a design I have done to highlight the issue of bullying. Please take a look at my new Care2 group and feel free to join and contribute. Say No To Bullying
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black and white portrait of a young couple in the shed, Crete 2007; a selfportrait
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dork (dôrk) / n. 1. Slang A stupid, inept, or foolish person: “the stupid antics of America’s favorite teen-age cartoon dorks” (Joshua Mooney). / 2. Vulgar Slang The penis. [Perhaps from dork, variant of dirk.] / dork’i·ness n., dork’y adj. / The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition / Copyright © 2009 by Houghton Mifflin Company. / Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
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I found this sign tacked on the corner of a barn sitting very close to the end of a country cross road. I had to get this shot!! It was priceless! lol! There is a favorite saying here for such findings…..........Only in Kentucky!!!!
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