A Whales Tale – The Japanese Spin
Ruin Part
I want to be a photographer Aspiring artist No. 3
More damn poetry
Life’s little Lost mysteries
“Oh, yeah . Them. Well they put up a good fight, with their itchy spells and fart bombs, but when the guys realized that when you squash …
A fairy story
I felt better now I had some semblance of control back I turned to look at Lucan he was wrestling with his jacket and was loosing,
A candid interview with Lucan Industries
“But Holmes I’m only here to help..” I said fairly hurt. / Holmes drew another deep breath. / “And that ulterior motive Watson is to get …
An untold classic
How to write poetry on Red Bubble / Great tips for new players
How to write poetry on Red Bubble / Great tips for new players
Put a poet / In a room / With fifty happy people. / What do you think / they’ll write?
Red Bubble Merchandising Presents / Red Bubble Action Figures / Series One: The Back Alley Atelier / Photography Group
Red Bubble Merchandising Presents / Red Bubble Action Figures / Series One: The Back Alley Atelier / Photography Group / . / . Popular Photography Group the Back Alley Atelier have become the focus of this the first of a series of Red Bubble action Figures. / You can now be your favorite BAA character or recreate your own BAA photo shoot using the scene and accessory packages. / You can get your favorite character (sold separately) Also available a full range of weapons and torture implements for that realistic feel. / / / COLLECT THEM SEPERATELY OR GET THE COMPLETE / BAA ACTION FIGURE PLAY SET PS : kudos to the Back Alley Atelier who are pretty good at taking the piss out of themselves
“Like getting a smack in the head by rock while dragging your arse across broken glass” / TheNewPoetry Monthly Aug 2004
Before i lived in my 3 storey corner block in Black Rock / Before i drove the BMW / Before i ate in restaurants every night / I starved for my art
Everyone was thrilled with this idea, and they were considering a banquet and frivolity and free English muffin baskets, when suddenly a …
I wrote this tongue and cheek RedBubble metaphor during the Moderator/Leader/Host crisis of a month + back… the ending of the story thankfully did not match the resolution of the conflict here, and yet this same basic issue still plagues us – unwillingness to simply concede victory to another party, and more horribly damaging, the inability of some to have a debate without it becoming an argument and finally a brawl. All would do well to remember it is in unity which as artists and linguists we stand firm… sometimes semantics should be let to slide, if only to prevent them from creating conflict.
Some of more serious poems
The boy stood on the burning deck….....
I got a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions said, Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the r…
Official A.R.S.E winner March challenge 2008 I may have bitten off more than I can chew with this one….. / But when have I let a good idea get in the way of quality ;) Plus my T-designs suck, so I had to write something instead. You will find the last installment of the real Danny Gonzo stories here Though I highly recommend you go here first
Why can’t I be like you? / With your perfect posture / And golden hair / Your perky breasts / That support themselves / Your sparkling eyes / ...
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A classic tale of something or another
This was written by my great Grandfather DH Nolan. / I found it when I was plundering his estate years ago. / He said it was an idea he had and was stolen by DH Lawrence when he got pissed with him in Brisbane. / Great Grandad said he got his own back when he rogered his mistress and hobbled his horse. / Enjoy or don’t.
I slowly turned and kissed him on the forehead, I could feel him tense up his body rejoicing that his labours were not in vain. / His clum…
Just for a change I thought I’d write something. / I’m not a big fan of Erotica, mainly because like porn I get half through it, something happens and I lose interest. / But then there are wonderful people like Little Helen and Jen the Delirious Girl who specialize in this form of writing and are popular because they do it very well. / Sooo … in my quest for versatility I thought I’d give it a go and even finish it. / PS / Every guy on the planet should be able to relate to the last line.
Book of Tiger, Chapter 3 / By Terence A Russell / Rated “PG-13” by the Author. 12. And it came to pass that Tiger left his father’s ho…
This was written for another internet contest, the closest I got to actually winning one, the point being to write about an event in one’s own life in the style of another written work. I chose the King James Bible. This story is not based on actual events and any resemblance to actual events or any real person is coincidental.
Blackness, burning, fart. / Burb, blarp.
Parody of poetry.. But there is hidden depths (only I can see.. as usual). Not.
My friend Jayseth sent me a copy of his article he had published long ago in some American magazine. As it was delivered not long before…
Sorry my English is not so good nevertheless I took a risk to write a story in it.
Head swells up / Oh yay! Oh yay! / Fills my cup / With six features in one day.
A parody of “Four Seasons In One Day” by Crowded House to celebrate my getting six features yesterday, 29th September 2009. Sing along to it, it fits! Go on, you know you want to…
when a woman looks at me / to say she’s doing it for free / I’ve seen empty sockets where / both her eyes should be.
Lurking in the shadows of my desires / ready to burst forth and scare away my / love for you.
Enjoy.
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