Paranoid Journal Entries

4 creative works found

• My Pants are out to get me.
  by margodalia

  It’s not paranoia if they really are out to get you. / They are out to get me. Just today they tried to glue themselves to my legs, and su…

  It’s not paranoia if they really are out to get you. / They are out to get me. Just today they tried to glue themselves to my legs, and succeeded in a few spots. So now this pair of pants is dead, because there’s a WHOLE lot of death-sticky almost-super-glue all over them. Sat down to completely gut and rearrange my portfolio, and I only got as far as opening the damned bottle of glue before I made a total mess of it. What’s more, this glue apparently eats the finish off of hardwood tables. Guess how I found THAT out? Well, that pair of pants turning against me isn’t a big loss, they weren’t really my friends anyways. They were old, bulgy-button-fly, and have tattoo ink all over them. Yes, they were still useful…until the glue… but they were not the best. However, some rather respectable blue jeans of mine proved to be plotting my demise last night, and rather publicly at that. Somehow, it gathered up a whole bunch of stickers (the pointy kind) when I went out to my car at work. It didn’t tell me it had picked them up, oh no, not until I was in the office in front of people. And even when I first sat down, they still hid from me, so I did my reference hunt on the computer and everything. I lean forward to get up, and they come out like ninjas, stick me right in the ass, and I am sure the way i jumped it looked like I was either totally batshit crazy or had just sharded. Thanks, pants. Based on what are now multiple assaults, I have concluded that my pants are out to get me. Remember that short story, “The Body Politic” by Clive Barker? Just like that, but it’s my pants.

• Paranoid ! My first T-Shirt for Polaroid addicts !
  by MoiMM

  I’m happy ! I have made my first t-shirt on redbubble ! It’s a “clin d’œil” of my addiction for polaroid pictures ! / Tell me what yo…

  I’m happy ! I have made my first t-shirt on redbubble ! It’s a “clin d’œil” of my addiction for polaroid pictures ! / Tell me what you think of this tshirts ! I have made two version for clear & dark tshirt colors !

• Sometimes I think I'm just paranoid when I get feelings about people... But most times they turn out to be right...
  by JenniferB

  Conversing with THIS MAN over a six month period of time, must have been one of the most intriguing,...

  Conversing with THIS MAN over a six month period of time, must have been one of the most intriguing, sickening, frightening, enlightening, fucked-up online experiences that I ever had… But there have been others… CHECK HIM OUT A LITTLE BACKGROUND INFO FOR YOU AND HOW IT ALL RELATES TO BLOGGING AND THE INTERNET… And if you can ever be screwed sifting through all of the millions of bullshit, moronic, flaming COMMENTS made on his last BLOG ENTRY, which, ultimately, didn’t help keep him on a level very much, you’ll find me in there… Only I wasn’t one of the flamers, and my name wasn’t Jennifer B.. 1353 fucking, moronic, juvenile comments were made around the very same time he was fighting his demons and had abducted two children, one of which he murdered, and the other, both sodomised and raped. Sometimes people, with their Vigilante Attitudes, don’t realise the influence they may have on the mental health of others simply because they attack them through the supposedly safe, filtered, distance of cyber space… Sure… He held the gun But I was a witness first-hand, to the thousands of fools, who provided him with the ammunition… Sick as he was… There were qualities in him that I actually liked for a while… So screw anyone who says or thinks differently… Literally… Because I don’t really care. xox If you ever feel like finding out a little more… HERE HERE and all over… HERE=

• Featured in THE SISTERHOOD !!! WOOHOOO
  by mimulux

  thank you so much Sally Omar and linaji for feat…

  thank you so much Sally Omar and linaji for featuring Paranoia