I have a spa bath. N-yah-hah! N-yah-hah! No, that was nasty of me. I’m sorry you don’t have one too. / However, like all things that …
I have a spa bath. N-yah-hah! N-yah-hah! No, that was nasty of me. I’m sorry you don’t have one too. / However, like all things that retain their new gleam for a while mine has started to look as if a bit of elbow grease wouldn’t go astray. / I scoured the supermarket shelves, and found the very product. So today I undertook the task. How easy could it be? / Following instructions I filled the bath with cold water to just above the jets. Fine so far. Next instruction was to pour 50mls of this super duper liquid in. 50mls? Hmmmm. How to measure that? I didn’t want to use a medicine glass as I was a little worried that the toxic (and no doubt spa bath cleaner is toxic) residue might kill the next person who was taking medicine from the glass, hopeful of a cure. / So I poured a bit in. Then a bit more. Well, more has to be better, I figure. Now this is where I fell down. I should have read the next bit, rather than skipping to the following step which said, turn all jets on for five minutes, and turn the exhaust fan on as well. That meant pressing the button for the jets on the floor of the spa, and the button for the side jets, and clicking the switch for the overhead fan. Easy. / I wandered out to read the Sunday paper, and wait for the five minutes to pass. However, of course I had to go back and have a look. I must admit I got quite a fright when I did! / Foam was generating itself at a frantic rate, rising up a full foot and more above the bath, climbing the tiled walls, and spilling out onto the floor and making its way across the floor tiles towards the door. / Now I didn’t want to turn it off – I wasn’t about to waste all that water, nor the obviously more than 50mls of spa bath cleaning stuff. So I cleverly scooped up armfuls of foam and hurled them in the general direction of the basin. However, in no time at all it seemed, the basin was full with a peak of white thick suds rising like some crazy giant sized ice cream sundae. / I really needed a bucket, but where to put the suds? The window has an insect screen, so I couldn’t chuck bucketfuls out there. At a complete loss, and watching more and more foam rise and rise, I did what anyone would do, and went in search of my camera. / I took a shot just to prove it had happened. I don’t know why my family all seem to think I tend to exaggerate! / At the end of the seemingly never ending five minutes, I groped under the foam and located the two buttons to turn the jets off. I swear the foam still seemed to grow. / I then consulted the side of the bottle for further instructions. That’s when I read the bit that said, after adding 50mls, ‘Foaming may occur’. You’re telling me! / The next bit was to let the water out of the bath. Now it was a cold winter morning, the bathroom is tiled and therefore even colder than the rest of the house, I could barely see the bath, let alone find the plug, and with all the suds, I had to lean into the froth, jumper sleeve pushed up as far as it would go, and grope for the plug. During this little exercise I realised that the coldness around my ankles was the foam that lay a good six inches deep on the floor seeping into my shoes. I bravely held my breath, plunged my face into the toxic suds, and found the plug. Standing up I found I had a coating of suds on my, er, chest area, as well as a wet jumper sleeve. / The water slowly drained out of the bath. I knew this from hearing it, as I couldn’t see it for the froth and bubble. The water was gone, but the suds lived on. I once again did what any sensible person would do, and went away! / Finally I was brave enough to return and found the suds has somewhat dispersed, and the big clean up was now required. This took paper towels, cloths, a mop, a bucket, and a heap of swearing. / The bath looks pretty clean, and I’m considering writing to the manufacturers to tell them that, if the bit they put in this stuff isn’t toxic, they should patent it for bubble bath manufacture. Its certainly the most effective part of their cleaner – in fact, I’ve never seen a clearer representation of advertising hype. ‘Foaming may occur’ – all I want them to do is change that to ‘Foaming WILL occur – take cover’.
Conceptual view of the “game of life” finally ending and heading for the heavens above.
I’m out with the school jock / Listening to Jailhouse Rock / Elvis is really cool / Love to cut classes from school / Hope he doesn’t want to…
Donna, The Groovy Passenger is really groovy. Please check out my friend Donna’s (hickerson) other awesome artwork on the Bubble. /
People were screaming. People were crying. People were livid with anger. People were running.
A First-Hand Account of the Events Occurring In New York City on 11 September, 2001, and a Timely Retrospective Message to All
The most respected scientific bodies have stated unequivocally that global warming is occurring…
The most respected scientific bodies have stated unequivocally that global warming is occurring, and people are causing it by burning fossil fuels (like coal, oil and natural gas) and cutting down forests.
waiting for sin to occur
This is a daily sight in our small town, and the middle section of the mile long coal train. Jointly owned, thus the name Q.National, Private & Government. / I cannot see any similar pictures on redbubble, hoping I am not treading on toes!
The bulbs of Palma de Mallorca hanging ready for another Christmas night. / I wonder what icon was used for an idea before the invention of the lightbulb? The raised finger? A candle? Light breaking through a cloud? A small hill?
abstract painting : watercolour on cardboard 50 % will be donated to “kids with cancer foundation”
Near uptown San Antonio off of IH-10
Yosemite National Park (pronounced yo-SEM-it-ee) is a national park located in the eastern portions of Tuolumne, Mariposa and Madera counties in east central California, United States. The park covers an area of 761,266 acres or 1,189 square miles (3,081 km²) and reaches across the western slopes of the Sierra Nevada mountain chain.[1] Yosemite is visited by over 3.5 million people each year, many of whom only spend time in the seven square miles (18 km²) of Yosemite Valley. Designated a World Heritage Site in 1984, Yosemite is internationally recognized for its spectacular granite cliffs, waterfalls, clear streams, Giant Sequoia groves, and biological diversity. Almost 95% of the park is designated wilderness.Although not the first designated national park, Yosemite was a focal point in the development of the national park idea, largely owing to the work of people like John Muir and Galen Clark. Yosemite is one of the largest and least fragmented habitat blocks in the Sierra Nevada, and the park supports a diversity of plants and animals. The park has an elevation range from 2,000 to 13,114 feet (600 to 4,000 m) and contains five major vegetation zones: chaparral/oak woodland, lower montane, upper montane, subalpine, and alpine. Of California’s 7,000 plant species, about 50% occur in the Sierra Nevada and more than 20% within Yosemite. There is suitable habitat or documentation for more than 160 rare plants in the park, with rare local geologic formations and unique soils characterizing the restricted ranges many of these plants occupy. The geology of the Yosemite area is characterized by granitic rocks and remnants of older rock. About 10 million years ago, the Sierra Nevada was uplifted and then tilted to form its relatively gentle western slopes and the more dramatic eastern slopes. The uplift increased the steepness of stream and river beds, resulting in formation of deep, narrow canyons. About 1 million years ago, snow and ice accumulated, forming glaciers at the higher alpine meadows that moved down the river valleys. Ice thickness in Yosemite Valley may have reached 4,000 feet (1200 m) during the early glacial episode. The downslope movement of the ice masses cut and sculpted the U-shaped valley that attracts so many visitors to its scenic vistas today.
Surreal occurance in an old weaving and loom shop.
I was walking down by the woods, when I tripped and stumbled upon a world of colour and darkness…
Calling for the re-introduction of the death penalty is not the way to stop atrocious behaviour – it only enhances it. © C J Lewis, Au…
SEPTEMBER 2009 FEATURED IN Core Group KARMA simply means: Kinetic..Accreditation..Reasoning..Motivated..Activity. Wise old sayings such as: War begets war. Peace begets peace / As you sow so shall you reap / As you give so shall you receive / An eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth are all based on the physics of kinetic energy … a force unto itself. So, for example, if someone kills someone then eventually they will be killed as they started that movement of energy to occur for themselves by killing in the first instance or if someone steals then they will be stolen from, eventually, as they put the theft in their life to start with etc. I certainly wouldn’t like to be the one giving the death penalty to another … unless I was prepared to be killed in like manner at some stage of life … and that doesn’t necessarily mean just in this physical life … it could be in another incarnation on the pathway of an eternal life still to come.
A play on the old “S&%# happens” saying comes from the giant redwoods of coastal California. There once was a mighty ambitious railroad here. Then a forest whipped thru the trees like a hurricane so hot it pulled steel pins out of rail ties pre-treated to resist burning. It didn’t level the forest. California forests seem rather immune to becoming completely leveled. For an example, look at some of the video shot by people leveled so completely we haven’t found them yet at Mount St Helens. Today, the ambitious railway is largely rebuilt but the pieces of the old part are left for people to remember that it’s not us who are in charge. :-)
One of the catchphrases from Gavin and Stacey, a popular TV series in the UK at the moment.
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