Naughty Journal Entries

22 creative works found

  • I have been a naughty, naughty girl !
    by Kayleen West

    This is so addictive. I spent a good part of the day designing another t-shirt and uploading more images. I had other work to do but coul…

    This is so addictive. I spent a good part of the day designing another t-shirt and uploading more images. I had other work to do but couldn’t help myself. That is the trap of working for yourself. / Do they have bubble addiction counselling in here? LOL / My head is exploding with ideas.

  • Clever me, I haven't thrown the old one away yet.
    by Gregoryno6

    Just received – spam email: How it is going greg / Your new, bigger penis is only 5-6 mths away

    Just received – spam email: How it is going greg / Your new, bigger penis is only 5-6 mths away

  • THANK YOU to "naughty" buyer!!
    by Crockpot

    Thanks to whoever bought a copy of our “Have you been naughty?” froggy holiday card!! Admittedly we’re a bit befuddled since Christmas i…

    Thanks to whoever bought a copy of our “Have you been naughty?” froggy holiday card!! Admittedly we’re a bit befuddled since Christmas is over BUT we’re flattered and appreciative, nonetheless!!!! :D So THANKS!!!! We hope you love Mr. Frog as much as we do!

  • Naughti-Gras was a lot of fun..
    by John Williams

    We had a great time just hanging out and I got to sit back and watch peoples reactions to my work, even though it was just two pieces, ne…

    We had a great time just hanging out and I got to sit back and watch peoples reactions to my work, even though it was just two pieces, next year I will have to submit some smaller works and include more of my male imagery, that show was lacking in that area. Overall I loved pretty much all the work at the show, there were some sculptures that I fell in love with completely. This was the first show I was in that I was able to attend, even though I had quite a few pieces in Chicago, I never made it to either of the group shows I was in at the time. So far I like the St. Louis art scene, seems to be less about the bullshit and more about simply enjoying art, other artists and just having a good time doing both. For those of you that did find me and talked to me about my work, a huge thank you. Like it or Hate it, I love to see and hear what others think and if I can get an emotional reaction that is the icing on the cake for me. A big thank you to the Naughti-Gras people for letting me be part of the show, I look forward to next year, I already have ideas for some exclusive pieces.

  • Almost in da house
    by flipteez

    A couch full of washing / the dishes all done / kidz are in bed NOW WHERE”S that / naughty / BRILLIANT / / REDBUBBLE FUN?

    A couch full of washing / the dishes all done / kidz are in bed NOW WHERE”S that / naughty / BRILLIANT / / REDBUBBLE FUN?

  • Some people have no respect...

  • HUGE invasion of privacy!!
    by BlueKnot

    RB’s new random stupid fact generator completely shocked me tonight. It said: *Hi Dan, did you know pandas have never been seen procr…

    RB’s new random stupid fact generator completely shocked me tonight. It said: Hi Dan, did you know pandas have never been seen procreating in the wild? Please send footage… (looks at avatar) I mean, REALLY… absolutely none of their business!!!

  • Have you got a secret?
    by Jo O'Brien

    My sexy, handsome, helpful cook of a partner just launched a little website for fun. (Techy people do that sometimes) Basically you can p…

    My sexy, handsome, helpful cook of a partner just launched a little website for fun. (Techy people do that sometimes) Basically you can purge all your deep dark secrets in a nice anonymous kind of way, and indulge in the sordid details of other people’s affairs. It’s fairly empty right now which is why we need you to think naughty thoughts. So anyway, if you’ve been up to mischief, or your conscience is starting to get to you, or you have a friend who tells you their stories and they are way better than any of yours, go give it a whirl EDIT – oh my gosh you people make me blush. I think that link above is well and truly Not Safe For Work now! P.S. Attention Writers

  • Whoa...another TBA?! Damn...my luck is changing!
    by Shannon Rene' Justice

    I’m so shocked! I just published this and already it has a TBA! Naughty Nurse...

    I’m so shocked! I just published this and already it has a TBA! Naughty Nurse

  • A little about me (excerpts from replies to emails)
    by Arletta

    I am dichotomy in action. The sort of straight laced person who would just about rather die than watch porno, but who could kiss you in w…

    I am dichotomy in action. The sort of straight laced person who would just about rather die than watch porno, but who could kiss you in ways that made you wonder why you wasted all that time before on other people’s blow jobs! However, you should know, it’s not because porn shocks me or that I was raised to believe it’s wrong. It’s that .. I don’t think excesses of the flesh are good for people, based on observation. I know they aren’t good for me. Sex should be somewhat ethereal and, quite possibly, somewhat like Shakespearean comedy: beautiful, quasi-understandable, a little mysterious, but none too serious. So should life! Tell me something! I believe religion can be, and should be, the search for the truth. Sadly, much religion is not, but that is supposed to be the purpose of it. And rules, well .. there are rules and then there are rules. The apostles, one of them anyway, brought out that if you live by the spirit then you do not have to follow the laws. It does not make the rules of the laws null and void, though; it means sometimes rules are guidelines which you may overstep in need; and sometimes they are, because of your search for the truth, an inherent part of your nature, which you have worked to build within yourself, so that you do it naturally and the law as written becomes superfluous to you. Which goes along nicely with what Jesus said about the sabbath being made for man, and not man for the sabbath. I used to think that religions were about learning rules, forcing yourself to fit within certain parameters. Now I know, done rightly, it’s about learning to be yourself, without being overridden by anxiety or anger, with forgiveness of others, and coming to understand life. The rules help you, not if you force yourself into them without thought except to fit in, but by giving you something to meditate upon: why they exist, what good do they do, what harm could come from doing/not doing this, etc. And, truthfully, many of the rules for the people Israel were about sanitation, basic honesty, prevention of diseases being spread, raising children who are not abused or molested, treating the people of your household right whether you think they belong to you or not, and not abusing animals. Sure, some of the penalties were harsh, but they had made life or death promises to follow the laws, so… Rules are important to society, religious or otherwise, so long as the rules make sense for that society. Some of the rules now, well, they don’t; but some of the basic ones, like not murdering people, are still quite skippy .. and I would prefer to deal with someone who lived by that rule. You know? The above was my disclaimer. I can’t agree to that spiritual vs religious thing. To me, if it is spiritual, it is religious; and if it is something you put before all else or most else, in your life to that sort of extent, it becomes religious. It’s that black and white. ///////////////////////////// Done with the emals. I am going to have to watch The Outlaw Josey Wales again, despite how much I would prefer not to see Sandra Locke’s buttocks! = side note = I accidentally left out the ‘l’ in ‘woud’ The spelling suggestions were such things as wood, wound, loud, and woad. I did not, see ’ would’ on the list! Weird! It was there the second time, though, when I did it on purpose so as to more accurately put down the words it did suggest. Even weirder! Anyway, I was reading some of the Hebrew Scriptures and ran into something where Jehovah told his people something that reminded me so much of what Clint Eastwood says to the Indians. Something about “As you know my word of death is true, so you know my word of life is true.” It may have been more the opposite, though. I was trying to look that up and quote it at someone, but when I looked up quotes from the movie they had what, I believe, is what he says right before that. Or, maybe it was right after. Anyway, they skipped the best part, I say! Rambling over! Get on with your life!

  • Small horse syndrome.
    by Michelle Dry

    For those of you that have had a chance to peek at the miniature horses this is the story that accompanies ‘the event.’ Carol, the lov…

    For those of you that have had a chance to peek at the miniature horses this is the story that accompanies ‘the event.’ Carol, the lovely lady who sends me on the horsey escapades knew a long time ago that when a miniature horse event came up, I would be the woman to photograph it. Now the thing with very small horses is that they are looked down on by the other horses. Woops I didn’t mean that literally, admittedly they would have to be on a step or a hill to be looked up at. Or maybe one wearing a parachute would shock the shire horses. Anyway enough of my creative meanderings, oh and please note horses in parachutes is not something I condone…. Anyway miniature horses are often sneered at by the big boys in the arena. Who knows why because these dwarf horses live longer because they are lower to the ground, we are talking biology, circulation and pressure on the heart… I bet you didn’t know that. Or those that did… Well done. So prior to the event/ photographing I was advised not to laugh. If I was going to laugh I had to be unobvious about it. How on earth you hide a hearty cackle is beyond me. It would be like asking a lion to roar subtley. Anyway the first thing that happened when I arrived and witnessed my first miniature horse was that I pointed and said ‘ahhhh’. That was completely against protocol. The next thing I said was, ‘God they are so cute.’ Still against protocol. Anyway I soon noticed that these little guys were feisty blighters; whenever they could cause trouble or generally rebel they were going to do it. Many were giving their owners a run for their money and rearing up. I particularly enjoyed this because even on their hind legs they weren’t beyond a five foot six ladies shoulder. So this event the owners walk the horses around the arena, in a display. The way they walk and are presented gain marks. At the end of each round a prestigious rossette is given to the best in each category. Whilst the high society showed off their lovely little horses, George the goat snuck in. He wanted to be a miniature horse. No joke, a goat who wanted to be a horse…. I think there might be a book there somewhere. Anyway George was escorted off by the horns. In the mean time numerous rounds took place and I was asked to do specific horse portraits… It was brilliant until I had to do a portrait of the stud horse and mare. Now let me give you idea of how this event was…. War of the worlds was played from tannoys as miniature horses pranced past, each trying to b feistier than the next. Then came the music from Charlie Chaplin, the music where he seems to be getting in trouble. At this point bear in mind I can not laugh and there are a crowd of miniature horse admirers mesmerised by these two fine specimins. So I go to take an image that advertises this stud farm perfectly and notice that the stud has an extra leg. The little guy was not that little and the mare was quite aware of it. So I asked the handlers to ‘push it back in’ I will leave you to work out how they did it with a stick… Anyway for about twenty minutes I tried to get a clear picture without any appearance of a sausage. Could I? It was like the stud was glancing at me and laughing to himself. At the same time Charlie chaplin music perfectly in time with the roll out of the sausage display. All the while I hid behind the camera in hysterics. Finally I took the camera from in front of my face and the crowd realised that I was struggling. So I laughed heartily and it was infectious. It seems that a woman laughing hysterically was enough to put the stud off and enabled me to get the image I needed without additional appendage. It was sausage free! One more note. Afterwards one of the horse owners came over. You can use photoshop if any of those photos are good. I said yes I might do that, Imagine a horse with six legs rather than five…. Moral of the story: when attempting to create a sausageless image make sure you laugh hysterically and loudly!!!!

  • Writing Feature in the Blue Room :)
    by dimarie

    Wohoo! / something I wrote has been featured! / stoked! / so, my piece The witness...

    Wohoo! / something I wrote has been featured! / stoked! / so, my piece The witness is currently featured over in the Blue Room / Go check it out peeps! / I’m all excited something I wrote was featured…. / yay :) / / thanks so much to the hosts of the blue room…. / I’m all feeling fluffy now :)

  • ANOTHER FEATURE! THANK YOU HOSTS OF "PAINTED ANIMALS" GROUP!!
    by Ruth Kauffman

    A BIG thanks to the hosts of the “Painted Animals” group for featuring my oil painting, “Naughty Kitty”!! Oh happy day!! :):):) / !http:...

    A BIG thanks to the hosts of the “Painted Animals” group for featuring my oil painting, “Naughty Kitty”!! Oh happy day!! :):):) /

  • Oh Alice, you naughty naughty girl!
    by EatMeAlice

    This is the site of my wilder alter-ego. I am, after all, just a wild girl at heart and I wanted a vehicle to display my edgier work…

    This is the site of my wilder alter-ego. I am, after all, just a wild girl at heart and I wanted a vehicle to display my edgier works. I’m currently looking for models – male or female, if you are interested and are happy to either work on collaborative projects or have me model for you as fair exchange for your time, please send me a bubblemail and we’ll tee something up. I’m currently based in Sydney Australia.

  • Were you Naughty or Nice?
    by Charles Dobbs Photography

    Did Santa bring you anything new in the photography category this year? He brought me: Nikon D300 Camera Body / Imagenomic Noiseware…

    Did Santa bring you anything new in the photography category this year? He brought me: Nikon D300 Camera Body / Imagenomic Noiseware Professional Software / Giottos Large Rocket Blaster / Interfit Background Support Stand – Small / Muslin Background 8 ft x 9 ft Gray I must have been nice. Thanks Santa!

  • “Naughty©” was featured in Woman Appreciation group
    by Seth Weaver

    I was pleased to find that my work “Naughty©” was featured in the group Woman Appreciation. I can’t thank the moderators of this group fo…

    I was pleased to find that my work “Naughty©” was featured in the group Woman Appreciation. I can’t thank the moderators of this group for the added exposure and this honor. I really do appreciate their support of my work and this featuring. / God Bless You All! / All My Best / Seth

  • Thank you - Peter the Administrator
    by DragonFlyer

    I have just seen your response to the ‘out of control’ forum thread ‘Naughty or naughty’. / Thank you. / Red Bubble has taken a very sensib…

    I have just seen your response to the ‘out of control’ forum thread ‘Naughty or naughty’. / Thank you. / Red Bubble has taken a very sensible line on this extremely ‘tricky’ topic. I am especially glad to read your formal point regarding images of children – that all children ‘must be appropriately clothed’, and your definition of a ‘child’ as being ‘anyone under the age of 18’. That is extremely clear. It is also ‘safe’. Safe for children, whose images may appear on RB – where they are automatically accessible to ‘anyone’ with any kind of motives. Thank you. I am extremely happy to be a member of a site that will not provide fodder for anyone with ulterior motives. I breathe a HUGE sigh of relief. Thank you. / Kallena.

  • Features 16 September
    by taiche

    Features ...

    Features (not forgetting Richard). ..The magic goes on ….....whiz bang! I would like to say thankyou for the features in the following groups: “Playful Photogenic Pets? (NOT)” was featured in Pets Are Us Have a giggle at our expense ….. THIS MONTH’S FEATURES

  • Sorry guys, I took a little siesta, didn't realise the foreplay was still on
    by princessleah

    Sorry about that guys, I took a little nap, I left Ray high and dry. I woke up and saw a new response from him. I’m going to answer with…

    Sorry about that guys, I took a little nap, I left Ray high and dry. I woke up and saw a new response from him. I’m going to answer with Naughty Boy 5. I have 6 already ready!! Bring it on, RB lover…........!

  • Thank you.........
    by princessleah

    Thank you to Raymondo, Goldenspirit and En-joy for your kind comments and well wishes. I have been unwell and will be on and off from RB….

    Thank you to Raymondo, Goldenspirit and En-joy for your kind comments and well wishes. I have been unwell and will be on and off from RB. Just run down, I guess. I just thought I’d say thank you. I have been writing still, as it is my only escape and sanctuary. I might post some new pieces very soon, but I have compiled my Naughty Boy Haikus as one piece, if anyone is interested. Take care all and keep writing….... Love, / princessleah

  • "Frisky Mac" Cards sold on Zazzle 4.12.09.
    by taiche

    Many many thanks to the c…

    Many many thanks to the customer who has just bought “Frisky Mac” Cards on Zazzle. Thankyou for your purchase and visit to my store! !Highest Quality Card Stock and Envelopes / No minimum quantity. / Each card comes with a white envelope. / Save up to 58% when you buy in bulk. To see thisimage alongside other fantastic works of art by the artists of Redbubble check out these video links! Just hit the button (lol). Many thanks to Dave Parkin and his slideshow tribute to Michael Jackson AND the talented people of RedBubble ( I’m ONE :-) ) / I think the short skirt did it! ....... A comical, slightly daring and utterly sexy painting depicting a tartan skirt blown in all the right directions. I was motivated to paint this following the success of ‘Flirt in a Skirt’: an earlier piece. ‘Flirt’ has received so many hits I decided to take the idea a little further and make an image that was more realism than cubism. 30×30cm 300gsm canvas tecture acid-free acrylic paper. / The original is for sale. / / / ! / A selection of products in my Zazzle store: More choices from Zazzle: Wear My Art – Check out Female Contemporary Art on Apparel here: See more of taiche at ZAZZLE / Baby Custom T-Shirts :dress that baby up with a special design on a custom t-shirt, long sleeve or onesize / Kids Custom T-Shirts .from organic t-shirts to long sleeve shirts, boys, girls, and toddlers can fill their fashion needs with a one-of-a-kind custom t-shirts for kids. Check out the latest organic t-shirts, sweatshirts, and girls shirts. And plenty of styles for toddlers too! Aprons / Bags / Buttons / Cards / Hats / Keds Shoes / Keychains / Magnets / Mousepads / Mugs / Postage / Postcards / Stickers / T-Shirt / Ties Do not forget to check out my range of fully customisable calendars. Simply let me know your choice of images and months to show them and I will create especaillly for you. You can choose from any of my images.

  • Many many thanks to the customer who has just bought “Raunchy and Risque” Cards on Zazzle. Thankyou for your purchase and visit to my store! !Highest Quality Card Stock and Envelopes / No minimum quantity. / Each card comes with a white envelope. / Save up to 58% when you buy in bulk. Raunchy and Risqué is a modern painting of a beautiful strip-tease artist. / Suggestive, seductive and sexy. This is an original which should arouse, delight and excite. Existentialism: Do we live to work or do we work to live? / A 50×35 cm hand painted original. To purchase this unique work of art contact taiche through Redbubble. Who could say it better: “I advocate glamour. Every day. Every minute.”Dita Von Teese / / / ! / A selection of products in my Zazzle store: More choices from Zazzle: Wear My Art – Check out Female Contemporary Art on Apparel here: See more of taiche at ZAZZLE / Baby Custom T-Shirts :dress that baby up with a special design on a custom t-shirt, long sleeve or onesize / Kids Custom T-Shirts .from organic t-shirts to long sleeve shirts, boys, girls, and toddlers can fill their fashion needs with a one-of-a-kind custom t-shirts for kids. Check out the latest organic t-shirts, sweatshirts, and girls shirts. And plenty of styles for toddlers too! Aprons / Bags / Buttons / Cards / Hats / Keds Shoes / Keychains / Magnets / Mousepads / Mugs / Postage / Postcards / Stickers / T-Shirt / Ties Do not forget to check out my range of fully customisable calendars. Simply let me know your choice of images and months to show them and I will create especaillly for you. You can choose from any of my images.

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