Mr Brown winced a little as he climbed the stairs to the second floor. He had passed wind as well and hoped no-one would come by while th…
Mr Brown aged into the rut on his couch and thought how typical. Not even the narrator of my story knows my first name. He thought on thi…
You have nothing to live for but have everything you need. / You see, I know who you are. / You’re Mr. Personality.
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“May I smoke?” I ask politely. / He says, “no, smoking on school grounds let alone in a classroom is a suspendable offence.” / I light my …
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Before you read this please read Mr Wareham Part 1 O…
I am a lonely tree / I stand among the Sliver Gums / But I am not one, / I have squiggly marks upon my bark / And I do not shine in the sun, ...
For those who’ve heard of the classic BBC TV Comedy, Dad’s Army, this is my extended version of the theme. If you don’t know it then sto…
For those who’ve heard of the classic BBC TV Comedy, Dad’s Army, this is my extended version of the theme. If you don’t know it then stop reading now. If you do, then maybe (just maybe) you might find it tickles your funny bone. There was originally only the first verse and the second. But I added a verse for each character. It works to the music but sometimes you have to sing it right (no I’m not going to sing it!)
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Mrs Jones a prim proper 85 year old The town prosecuting attorney asked, Do you know me?
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I’m holding out for number one / Number two was just no fun / I kissed and miss sweet number three / I wonder if he misses me / Number f…
Be steadfast for Mr. Right. The poem is light hearted, but it’s truly serious business! :)
Right up at the end of our street there is a great big hill / Where right upon the very top a lovely house stood still
This was my first poem ever and my first attempt at a children’s book. I wrote it in an hour while the children were in the court playing with said Mrs Hannah and billy cart and I was guarding the freshly mopped kitchen floor as it was drying. Mrs Hannah was the children’s favourite teacher at the Puckapunyal Army Base primary school in the late 80’s. She had a house at the top of the court and the kid’s newly made billy cart running down her drive and out through the court prompted the poem. / The things she did with the children in this poem, she did for real in her spare time and my son still remembers her with affection some 20 years on. Oh to be a teacher loved like she! Later my girlfriend’s daughter [10yo at the time] painted me the most amazing pictures to match this story and I will try to post them at a later date. / I took this to the local primary school and the teachers there were happy to allow me to read it to every class and the pupils gave me a book report in return. / I submitted these with a copy of my story and pictures to 10 publishers but was regrettably turned down. / I will try again when I know the right avenues to take. / You never know I could be the next Mem Fox with the next “Magic Pudding” ..... lol yeah right! Read it to your kids [if you have any] and enjoy :o)
“We should take him to see a doctor.” Tina said stamping her little feet. “The sun is shining too brightly and he feels very cold, he m…
This is another story which was so completely different for me to write and so much fun that I decided if ever I stop writing horror then I’d get into writing for the children’s market. Thanks again for reading my work for without you guys it’s just me and my pen. I wrote Mr Man in 2000 and again I was lucky to get it published by New Fiction in another Anthology of Short Stories called ‘Tangled Webs’ and edited by Carl Golder.
I cannot sleep tonite, / My mind wanders round, / Finding hidden corners, / Messing shit about. / The dawn will be upon me, / Sooner than I’l…
All writing images poetry and lyrics copyright dimarie painter / MCN: CAF28-040F7-B76BC
SO LONG HAVE THEY BEEN SPOILED OF THEIR RIGHTS / SO LONG THEY HAVE SCREAMED FOR NOTHING / UNHEARD / FORSAKEN / FORGOTTEN / SPOILED OF THEIR D…
Daylight slunk gingerly into the cabin. Mornings were a careful affair, here, where things shuffled. Where dark held it’s silent, watc…
This is what insomnia unpicks…
Discussing social affairs with Willie was like trying to hold an intelligent conversation with a deranged metronome.
I once thought what it would be like to born totally nameless. / You had a sound instead of a name. / Mine was a burp!...but a polite one if there is such a thing. / ‘Come here [burp!] I want you to run a message down to your auntie [Eeeke!] ...or”Do you [ Burp! } take [ Hick! ] to be your ever loving wife?” / String enough “names” together and you could end up with a hit record….Make a flaming fortune.
We love you Mrs Thomas
Maximillian and Mr Griffin have locked us in our room.
Emily and Jack have found a secret!
There is bad news. It is the North Gate of the Garden.
Spencer (Mr.Griffin) has some bad news.
With a sleepy smile she whispered / “I said I do today” / Spoken words with heart and mind / Lust and desire made clear / “Boy, how you grind…
Elizabeth loves to smell the roses.
Just dipping my toes… / Actually, no I’m not, I’m too late! Oh well, maybe next one…
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