Morons
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You’ll see from the graphic that I’m generally implying the sorry fact that in the future our neurons will be so filled with war, hatred, dis-ease, fear, greed, vanity, and vapid, banal nonsense that our super skinny bodies will have one short arm to hold our brain-tumour inducing mobiles up to our rotten Apple infested heads, while our eyes bleed having never spent one second away from a flickering screen, our chest cavities will be stuffed with money since interest rates have plummeted so low that keeping cash in a bank devalues it, all the while wielding a shotgun to protect ourselves from everyone else who are all exactly like us. It looks like this in my head when I close my eyes at night.
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The man with a head like a F%$king orange
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dork (dôrk) / n. 1. Slang A stupid, inept, or foolish person: “the stupid antics of America’s favorite teen-age cartoon dorks” (Joshua Mooney). / 2. Vulgar Slang The penis. [Perhaps from dork, variant of dirk.] / dork’i·ness n., dork’y adj. / The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition / Copyright © 2009 by Houghton Mifflin Company. / Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
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The American education system is extremely lacking.
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This is my Hyundai Excel 1997, I gave it a wash and polish along with cleaning the windows inside and out, and a interior refreshment inside, smell and looked good until I accidentally went down a dirt road to take this photo.
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A perfect way to interact with the morons u will see through the / course of your day.
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Be the first person on your block with a dead-set Cuss Tard t-shirt.
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I challenge every other designer on Redbubble to create a t-shirt that is less funny than this one.
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Tired of those twits in your life who think they’re winning arguments by using fallacious reasoning, or ignoramuses who think that talking louder than you makes what they’re saying more correct despite the fact they have no knowledge of the subject that they’re talking about. Then this is the T-shirt for you. Get them to stand next to you and take a photo, they’ll probably think it’s a compliment. This is my version of the “I’m with stupid” t-shirts. It’s also good for standing next to politicians when they make public appearances.
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It struck me that people really probably don’t want to be associated with sophistic nescients unless they’re partnered to them. Thus I have added this modification to the T, “I’m with sophistic nescient”. Tired of those twits in your life who think they’re winning arguments by using fallacious reasoning, or ignoramuses who think that talking louder than you makes what they’re saying more correct despite the fact they have no knowledge of the subject that they’re talking about. Then this is the T-shirt for you. Get them to stand next to you and take a photo, they’ll probably think it’s a compliment. This is my version of the “I’m with stupid” t-shirts. It’s also good for standing next to politicians when they make public appearances. / T-shirt: http://www.redbubble.com/people/rangerroger/t-shirts/2658403-1-im-with-sophistic-nescient
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Grist for The Mill - PLEB!
by Rhys McDonaldOnce again, The Fixer himself Tom was my lyrical cohort this week for your Friday Grist. Now, I d…
Once again, The Fixer himself Tom was my lyrical cohort this week for your Friday Grist. Now, I dont mean to to suggest that everyone thats been to or studied at an art institution is indeed an asscock, but some are more pre disposed to it than others. Generally speaking. The said brand of cock-fiddlers were the source of many rolled eyes and many lolz. There was a particular fellow I remember from my brief stint, he was a large heavy set fellow, smelled of cigarettes and body ordure, whom I never saw actually work, ever. I only ever saw him in the tiny filth encrusted courtyard chain smoking while tiny flocks of emo’s huddled around his pungent glow. I garnered from his pants he was a painter, but I saw little evidence of it. But thats an extreme example of it, the design and multimedia kid where fine, too meek to utter a word above a tiny frail whisper. The staff were old washed out has beens, save for 2 which imparted words which have resonated in my fickle brain. Geez I miss that place sometimes. Asscocks and all.
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by BrainCandyDubbya on war in Iraq: / “Not finding weapons of mass destruction was a significant disappointment.” / A DISAPPOINTMENT?! A what?
Dubbya on war in Iraq: / “Not finding weapons of mass destruction was a significant disappointment.” / A DISAPPOINTMENT?! A what?
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Other times where t-shirts with stuff on them have highlighted the morons among us
by Aaron BoothClick on this text here Wont somebody think of the children?
Click on this text here Wont somebody think of the children?
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Ever met a Moron?
by Lisa DefazioThis will help
This will help
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Trolls trolling the Forums
by montdragonHarrumphs ever make a comment in the or a forum to the person who posted the thread? And then all the Trolls showed up to pick you and yo…
Harrumphs ever make a comment in the or a forum to the person who posted the thread? And then all the Trolls showed up to pick you and your comment to pieces because they are Trolls and have no lives. And the person you made the comment to was okie dokie with your innocuous comment…OMG the or forums are in ruins with self centered smug self absorbed forum docent Trolls cracking wind breaking noise because they don’t have a life and are bitter mean spirited never thinking how rude and stupid they are…like…did you want their in your face obnoxious self important comments like they are the Popes of pontification….why they must own the forum or forums…and they email each other to sharpen their axes to do a butcher chop snipe and bite…if only they could see themselves but they can’t…Trolls never can see themselves they have no lives. So an old classic so very apropos for the Trolls of the forum or forums…. “If you go into the Forum today / You’re sure of a big surprise. / If you go into the Forums today / You’d better go in disguise. For every Troll that ever there was / Will gather there for certain, because / Today’s the day the Trolls have their picnic. If you go into in the Forum today, / You’d better not go alone. / It’s lovely out in the Forum today, / But safer to stay at home. For every Troll there ever was / Will gather for certain, because / Today’s the day the Trolls have their p-i-c-n-i-c.” There I feel so much better…can’t say if the Trolls feel a thing…brain dead. Trolls run with a pack of mean spirited dirt bags looking to make themselves something they can never be…just having fun for funs sake…stay out of the Forum or Forums it is private property and stay off the lawn…Trolls hate anyone stepping on the lawn…
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Tempest in a Teapot…while watching the grass movement grow.
by montdragonWay back when America or the Thirteen Colonies was a part of the British Empire why Great Britain imposed a tax on tea…or did Great Bri…
Way back when America or the Thirteen Colonies was a part of the British Empire why Great Britain imposed a tax on tea…or did Great Britain lower the price of tea to maintain their monopoly of tea? A great read revolving around tea, taxes, representation, monopolies and the perception of freedom of that century and of course “The American Revolution” and an iconic expression “The Boston Tea Party” or “Tea Party” which can in some situations convey protest or revolution. / Some brilliant minds have decide what is needed is a twenty first century Boston Tea Party or just a Tea Party, with rallies and slogans and even an anthem…with music and lyrics to protest how in less than a hundred days of President Obama’s administration the United States of America has been destroyed. And don’t even mention the reign of King George Dubya Debacle Bush who was the Decider from 2000 to 2008…that never happen (?) it never happened!!…it never happened!!! / The grass roots movement of Tea Parties, funded by Republican millionaires and billionaires and media moguls as well as media talking head puppets who are touting that from shining sea to shining sea millions upon millions of protesters will be staging Boston Tea Party style protest, let the Tea Party grass movement revolution began…spontaneously. / Protests are as American as apple pie and so is criticizing political leaders of whatever political party is currently in office. The partisans in this historic movement have become known as Teabaggers…you might want to do a search of this appellation it suits them to a “tea” and may they get all the media coverage that they deserve…it is right up there with wingnuts, right wing evangelicals, loony-tunes, nut-jobs, holy-rollers, RepubliKlan Fascist and so many more descriptions of the extreme far right that have come to make up the blends of the tea of teabagging teabaggers, with a bag or loose leaf tea to fill the tempest in a tea pot. / Teabaggers are converging all over America with their teabags a dangling and some just stuffing their teapots with loose leaves of jingo jangle jingoism of no new taxes ranting déjà vu “no taxation without representation” ad hominem. Tea Bag Parties are the rage du jour of the enlightened cognoscente protesting the decrease in working class taxes and disgruntled with the increase of taxes for the rich…oxymoron moron revolutionists. Teabaggers will stage a “MAJOR” protest on April 15 (in the United States this is the deadline to file your personal income tax) to get attention about the socialistic or is it Marxist hum maybe fascist direction the United States of America is going and also that tax thingy too (?)…in reality it is the democratic process of the electorate that voted for change in 2008 a very Un-American concept which has them all riled up, the Teabaggers lost and losers hate to lose…most Teabbagers are Republicans of various tea blends who wished that the election of 2008 could have been stolen or rigged (rigged is the same thing as stolen just requires a little more effort than stealing) like the elections of 2000 and 2004. One election dubious (?) and the other nefarious (?) and the winners of both elections were Republicans and with dire results. Please remember 2000 to 2008 never happened!!…it never happened!!! / The media will cover the great Tea Bag Revolution of 2009 and no doubt millions upon millions of Teabaggers will stage “MAJOR” protests on a scale never before seen of epic proportions America and the world will be rocked and shocked. Teabaggers and Teabaggers alone are the only red white and blue Americans, drinking the tea and eating the free Marie Antoinette cake tossed to them by the Republican millionaires and billionaires, of course the Republican elites knowing that “trickle down” is what really is in the yellow tea and the Teabaggers are clueless…as always. / / April 14, 2009…just a journal rant..BFD not a manifesto just an out loud thought or two so forget the grammar and punctuation…there is a cancer growing from the right wing nutjobs brewing trickle down tea…what else is new!!!!!
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What a load...
by BrainCandyI am getting seriously sick and tired of hearing Australian politicians repeating on and on how we emit “ONLY” 1.5 percent of world’s gre…
I am getting seriously sick and tired of hearing Australian politicians repeating on and on how we emit “ONLY” 1.5 percent of world’s greenhouse gasses. Well, here are my numbers, you make up your own mind. Population of Australia: 21,779,230 – Source / World’s population: 6,784,073,287 – Source Which means that we are 0.321 percent of the world’s population, which in turn means that per capita we emit around 5 times more that any other nation in the world. Should somebody tell them, or should we keep it our little secret?
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... not the picture, but the path design WTF???
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Disgusted with the Downgrading of University Standards
by XtomJamesI just recently edited the syllabus of a friend of mine’s. It was written by her prof for a history class. I must say that for a 60 some …
I just recently edited the syllabus of a friend of mine’s. It was written by her prof for a history class. I must say that for a 60 some year old, his grammar reminds me of a four year olds. The six page reference was filled with more grammar errors than a comic strip done by Mad Magazine. I counted some eighteen run on sentences, misspellings of tons of every day words; and whats worse is the total misuse of semi-colons, colons, commas, apostrophes, and dashes. The lengthy incomprehensable piece of crap had so many errors I felt my IQ drop fifty points. To be quite honest I feel this prof shouldn’t be teaching.
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Sorry for MTV,...I’m big fan of MTV but I don’t some of their show…so this is came out. I can’t hide what’s on my mind about something that bothering me.
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Females and the Mating Games - PR Pali (Counsellor)
by PaliDynamic. Hard Hitting Truth. A book for single girls…about men.. Written in conversational prose style… Dating ...
A colourful adventure through the male mind. How to see his integrity, honour and respect values. (If he has them). Written with sparkling wit and insight.
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Fire Jay Leno
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