Jew Journal Entries

14 creative works found

  • I made up a joke!!!!!
    by AngelPhotozzz

    I made up a joke to share lol!!!! Being a jewish girl I thought this was funny it is a stupid little joke but funny! lol What do you…

    I made up a joke to share lol!!!! Being a jewish girl I thought this was funny it is a stupid little joke but funny! lol What do you call a jewish Alian life form?? A Cyberg! lol =D

  • Sold another T-shirt! Thank you lindsaystewart!!!
    by Gili Orr

    Second sale of “Some of my best friends are…”! How thrilling…. !http://images-1.redbubble.net/img/clothing/backgroundcolor:fafafa…

    Second sale of “Some of my best friends are…”! How thrilling….

  • Daisies
    by Arletta

    I have to admit it, Maisy: I’ve gone a little daisy, crazy. When it comes to bead-work, I can make daisies like nobody’s business, wh…

    I have to admit it, Maisy: I’ve gone a little daisy, crazy. When it comes to bead-work, I can make daisies like nobody’s business, which is convenient, as what I do with my beads is nobody’s business until a purchase is made! Why the daisy? I do not know. Perhaps because it is rather common and bug infested, yet still shows one a sunny sort of disposition. It is a little flower enigma, controversial in it’s plainness, a mystery in open petal. Right now I am working on a digital painting that, once again, has daisies in it. Now, I used to include daisy or daisy-esque flowers just because they were simple and malleable. Then I met a Gunn, who I fell in love with, and who then shot me down in flames. Somewhere in betwixt the meeting and the death of my heart, he told me of his utter dispassion for daisies. Or, perhaps, should I say , his utter passion against daisies? Far from turning me into a simpering violet, whom would eschew all things daisy for his pleasure, it made me quite mad with daisy cravings. Cravings? I don’t know. I mean, I don’t go around going “Ooh, I need a daisy or I shall die.” okay? And I do not plant them, seek them out in floral shops, or desire to decorate my bedroom with their prints. Yet, since that point, every single one of my books has had a daisy in it’s design, somewhere; photos of daisies beguile me; I painted portraits of him as a daisy; and a friend named his child Daisy. The last wasn’t my fault; just thought I’d mention it as an interesting aside. The new painting is entitled something about V’Klimt, which is a play on words, one of which I cannot, in all honesty, claim to know how to spell: vecklempt, possibly, is it. Maybe just veclempt. I don’t know. I know the word, from watching many, many movies with Jewish mothers and neighbors in them; Mike Myers probably knows how to spell it, as he was doing sketches as a Jewish woman on Saturday Night Live, so please ask him. As another aside, asking someone how to spell something by email, letter, note, etc. is mighty awkward. “How do you spell chese?” you can ask, until you are Beu in the face, but unless the person recognizes what you mean by context, it may be a lesson in futility. Obviously, the rest of the play on words is because of an artist that someone recently said one of my paintings reminded him of. Well, I assume my style reminded him of the artist’s style, because, man, I hope no artist resembles that painting! lol Before I fully finish the painting, of course, I shall have to go and look up the artist again, to make sure I got his name right. I did look him up, after, though; that’s how I got the idea for the swirly/curly bits of my painting!

  • Two more features...
    by Gili Orr

    “Age 18,5 – in the army” was featured in the group Prize Challenges!! / !http://images-1.redbubble.net/img/art/cropped/size:small/view:...

    “Age 18,5 – in the army” was featured in the group Prize Challenges!! / / Thank you, Melissa, Halley and Alex!! “The Old Jewish cemetery in Josefov, the former Jewish ghetto of Prague” was featured in the group PhotoWriting / / Thank you so much, dear Anne-Marie and Cora!! Wish you a lot of pleasure with this great new group.

  • “The Old Jewish cemetery in Josefov, the former Jewish ghetto of Prague” featured again...
    by Gili Orr

    ... this time in the group Amazing Graves. !http://images-2.redbubble.net/img/art/b…

    ... this time in the group Amazing Graves. Thank you soooo much, Jotham and cougarfan!!

  • “Some of my best friends are... (Homos, Jews, Marsians, etc.)” featured in "Fabulous T's"
    by Gili Orr

    !http://images-3.redbubble.net/img/clothing/bodycolor:black/cropped/size:large/style:mens/view:preview/1350695-2-some-of-my-best-friends-...

    Thank you sooo much, Lisa and Gina!!

  • A feature of a different sort
    by A. JILL GAEBEL

    I have an article on here under writing titled “Facing the Holocaust and It’s Victims: A Personal Challenge” that has just been publishe…

    I have an article on here under writing titled “Facing the Holocaust and It’s Victims: A Personal Challenge” that has just been published and featured in an online magazine (izine) The Literary Lynnch Pen. I am happy about this because my goal with this article is for it to touch people and to encourage remembrance. I know it isn’t a pleasant topic, but I invite you to read it and then, if you like, you are welcome to copy it and pass it on. I am happy to share it freely, all I ask is that my name remain attached with it. Thank you….Jill

  • Six new features... Thanks sooo much, hosts of all these wonderful groups!!
    by Gili Orr

    “Old Jewish Cemetery (Prague)” was featured in Historic Landmarks of Europe / !http://images-3.redbubble.net/img/art/border:blackwithd…

    “Old Jewish Cemetery (Prague)” was featured in Historic Landmarks of Europe / “What’s next?!” was featured in The Group of Death / “So tired, haven’t slept a wink…” was featured in Dimensions / “redbubble tribute” was featured in The true beauty / “Orchid dream” was featured in the group Only Orchids! / “Straight in the eyes – II” was featured in ImageWriting /

  • Certified OUTSIDER... lol. Thanks a million for the features, hosts!
    by Gili Orr

    “Some of my best friends are… (Homos, Jews, Marsians, etc.)” and “Dancing star” were featured in the group Outsiders !http://i…

    “Some of my best friends are… (Homos, Jews, Marsians, etc.)” and “Dancing star” were featured in the group Outsiders /

  • Double features
    by Moshe Cohen

    My new image Prayes was featured on ImageWriting and on The Human Condition:...

    My new image Prayes was featured on ImageWriting and on The Human Condition groups. / Thank you very much.

  • Another feature
    by Moshe Cohen

    My work Abuhav alley Safed was featured in Live, Love, Dream group. / Thank you. ”!http://im…

    My work Abuhav alley Safed was featured in Live, Love, Dream group. / Thank you.

  • By All Means I Invented the Gas Chamber 8/17/09
    by misfit1965

    I wanted to explain the last lines of my latest poem from The Breath of Indifference. / / “By all means I inve…

    I wanted to explain the last lines of my latest poem from The Breath of Indifference. / / “By all means I invented the gas chamber / and I volunteered my life to test its validity.” What I meant is that we are all the inventors of destructive things, and we all have to test and eventually be executed by the things we invent. I meant nothing against the Jews. I love Jewish people, I greatly respect and honour their sacrifice during the war. It is because they are the chosen people that Satan went after them during the Second World War. I have studied the Holocaust, and the genocide they suffered was one of the most horrific and tragic scenes of humanity. As a Christian and fellow human being I will never forget the Holocaust.

  • FFS!, Houses, and Men
    by Arletta

    I am currently being harassed via Bubblemail by someone I do not know, for something I had nothing to do with, regarding a group that I …

    I am currently being harassed via Bubblemail by someone I do not know, for something I had nothing to do with, regarding a group that I don’t belong to. How’s that for weird? That was the FFS! part of the Title. Houses: We have been looking for a place to live for various reasons, various person in various combinations, for months. I have found what is now my dream home. Took some pictures of it, too, which I am trying to decide if I should call artwork, as some of them are at most becoming angles and all. I am so in love with the place and it is a good investment opportunity, and all; but, alas, they want cash and I haven’t that kind of cash. Can I have your cash? I promise to be good to it and use it wisely! Really, anything would do. A penny? A thousand dollars? Please? lol Come to think of it, if I upload the images to Facebook, I can, at least, share them on here as part of my journal. Then you would know the awesomeness that is my house, and, yet, most of you would be too far away to figure out how to find it! If you buy my house, I will kick you! Unless you buy it for me, of course! It is entirely the sort of house where an artist should live, of a certain variety. Not of the clean-lined Asian variety, and not of the tropical hut variety, or the loft variety, all of which are good types too, but, of the old, small but somehow rambling, ethnically hispanic variety. I suppose, eventually, I’d have to de-Catholicify it, somewhat. Not so much the tile crosses, which, to me, are just an interesting shape, but, the actual saints on some of the tiles might need to go. Men: Speaking of Catholics .. Eugene is a Catholic, and an Irishman, and he called me today. He has a gorgeous, gorgeous voice and he likes mine as well. Also, he is the sort of man who is intelligent, and apparently is comfortable with being a man, so he seems a bit dominant but not in that creepy, talking down to women, sort of way. The problem with Eugene, besides that he is a Catholic and I am not, is that he wants me to be a Catholic. This could lead to trouble, as, eventually, he might push the issue and I might say something highly inappropriate about Catholicism, that I would never say under other circumstances, that may or may not involve where he can shove his own head, and, that would just not be good. It is not because I secretly feel that way and would be expressing my true nature, by the way; it is that, how strongly I feel about something being not for me is directly proportionate to how much someone is trying to force me into it. Someone who goes off and is Catholic on their own time? Well, that’s their business. Someone who wants to get married in a Catholic church and tries to force me to take communion? Haahhahah! They better be ready for black eyes and dirty words, that’s all! Stuart is also a Catholic. He’s the Scotsman that you’ve heard so much about. The thing about Stuart is that, if he has any feelings about me being a Catholic, or himself being one, he’s never let on. So, I don’t think of him as a Catholic, I just .. well .. think of him. Then I try not to think of him, and then I cry. I am very confused about Stuart. Augy is an agnostic Jew. Augy confuses me. However, he, to the best of my knowledge, has no intention of trying to force me to be an agnostic, or an atheist as he is also, or a politico, or a Jew. He just wants me to call him, sometimes. We were discussing setting up house together, but, only for the sake of sharing bills and being able to write together, but, I’m not sure 1) If it could happen 2) if it should happen. It might be that those days are over, for us. A sad thought, indeed! Now, if you have a problem with anything I said in this journal, and you are not one of the great Red Bubble owners/moderators that be, do not write me a bubblemail about it. In fact, first, I would suggest that you read it over again, as nothing in it was meant to be offensive, but, was meant to be more prattling and entertaining, a bit tongue in cheek and naively naughty, etc. Humorous, of a type, in other words, comedic, and etc. So, read it with your sense of humor on! Then, feel free to comment here. However, do not feel free to comment on the situation regarding the person that is harassing me, whether you are that person or the person who posted he original journal that I commented on that sparked that harassment or one of the other 300 people or so that are also getting, or likely to be, harassed by the same person. I did not post that part to spark comments or debates or, especially, bubblemails. Just saying it, because it’s a part of my life, what’s going on, and what will influence me for having entered into my sphere of existence. Thank you for understanding.

  • FFS!, Houses, and Men
    by Arletta

    I am currently being harassed via Bubblemail by someone I do not know, for something I had nothing to do with, regarding a group that I …

    I am currently being harassed via Bubblemail by someone I do not know, for something I had nothing to do with, regarding a group that I don’t belong to. How’s that for weird? That was the FFS! part of the Title. Houses: We have been looking for a place to live for various reasons, various person in various combinations, for months. I have found what is now my dream home. Took some pictures of it, too, which I am trying to decide if I should call artwork, as some of them are at most becoming angles and all. I am so in love with the place and it is a good investment opportunity, and all; but, alas, they want cash and I haven’t that kind of cash. Can I have your cash? I promise to be good to it and use it wisely! Really, anything would do. A penny? A thousand dollars? Please? lol Come to think of it, if I upload the images to Facebook, I can, at least, share them on here as part of my journal. Then you would know the awesomeness that is my house, and, yet, most of you would be too far away to figure out how to find it! If you buy my house, I will kick you! Unless you buy it for me, of course! It is entirely the sort of house where an artist should live, of a certain variety. Not of the clean-lined Asian variety, and not of the tropical hut variety, or the loft variety, all of which are good types too, but, of the old, small but somehow rambling, ethnically hispanic variety. I suppose, eventually, I’d have to de-Catholicify it, somewhat. Not so much the tile crosses, which, to me, are just an interesting shape, but, the actual saints on some of the tiles might need to go. Men: Speaking of Catholics .. Eugene is a Catholic, and an Irishman, and he called me today. He has a gorgeous, gorgeous voice and he likes mine as well. Also, he is the sort of man who is intelligent, and apparently is comfortable with being a man, so he seems a bit dominant but not in that creepy, talking down to women, sort of way. The problem with Eugene, besides that he is a Catholic and I am not, is that he wants me to be a Catholic. This could lead to trouble, as, eventually, he might push the issue and I might say something highly inappropriate about Catholicism, that I would never say under other circumstances, that may or may not involve where he can shove his own head, and, that would just not be good. It is not because I secretly feel that way and would be expressing my true nature, by the way; it is that, how strongly I feel about something being not for me is directly proportionate to how much someone is trying to force me into it. Someone who goes off and is Catholic on their own time? Well, that’s their business. Someone who wants to get married in a Catholic church and tries to force me to take communion? Haahhahah! They better be ready for black eyes and dirty words, that’s all! Stuart is also a Catholic. He’s the Scotsman that you’ve heard so much about. The thing about Stuart is that, if he has any feelings about me being a Catholic, or himself being one, he’s never let on. So, I don’t think of him as a Catholic, I just .. well .. think of him. Then I try not to think of him, and then I cry. I am very confused about Stuart. Augy is an agnostic Jew. Augy confuses me. However, he, to the best of my knowledge, has no intention of trying to force me to be an agnostic, or an atheist as he is also, or a politico, or a Jew. He just wants me to call him, sometimes. We were discussing setting up house together, but, only for the sake of sharing bills and being able to write together, but, I’m not sure 1) If it could happen 2) if it should happen. It might be that those days are over, for us. A sad thought, indeed! Now, if you have a problem with anything I said in this journal, and you are not one of the great Red Bubble owners/moderators that be, do not write me a bubblemail about it. In fact, first, I would suggest that you read it over again, as nothing in it was meant to be offensive, but, was meant to be more prattling and entertaining, a bit tongue in cheek and naively naughty, etc. Humorous, of a type, in other words, comedic, and etc. So, read it with your sense of humor on! Then, feel free to comment here. However, do not feel free to comment on the situation regarding the person that is harassing me, whether you are that person or the person who posted he original journal that I commented on that sparked that harassment or one of the other 300 people or so that are also getting, or likely to be, harassed by the same person. I did not post that part to spark comments or debates or, especially, bubblemails. Just saying it, because it’s a part of my life, what’s going on, and what will influence me for having entered into my sphere of existence. Thank you for understanding.

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