Isaac Newtons Three (Unwritten) Laws of Motion
Isaac Newtons Three (Unwritten) Laws of Motion
thankyou to all of those kind people here @ redbubble who have introduced me to george carlin…....
thankyou to all of those kind people here @ redbubble who have introduced me to george carlin… i’d never even heard of him… it gets like that when you’re stuck on a tiny, fucking, little pebble in the pacific ocean, i want to marry him, make him my pensioner viagra-pushing partner in unholy matrimony, he’s my ass(soul) mate, i just know it, the love of my life, the cock i’ve never sucked, mind i’ve never fucked, we are destined to be conjoined in a blesssed 69’er, one on one… now could someone out there phone him and let him know i’m stranded out here in NZ waiting??? i’m gonna dedicate a poem to him, to a man i’ve never met but am destined to wed, hang on… is he still alive? what the hell, never mind, i’ll marry him anyway. hey you out there if you know george carlin tell the ugly old fucker to give me a call on messenger we’ll start with cyber sex progress onto phone sex and finally… oh shit… i just remembered i’m committed mentally physically and financially fuck it what the hell we’ll make it a threesome george carlin you make me horny.
could someone who commented on this journal entry ...
could someone who commented on this journal entry please enlighten an old ho, who, in so many ways remains so refreshingly wholesome and unaffected, just why the hell I shouldn’t fuck George Carlin? I mean, cooooooooooooooooome on, it’s not like it would make much difference to my… ahem… unblemished reputation… So just what is it that you people are aware of that I’m not? Okay, so Georgie and I haven’t known each other very long, like, I viewed a couple of videos of him, listened to the words of a genius mind, observed him getting a hard-on mid-scene and became immediately besotted… so… why shouldn’t I fuck him? Has he got herpes? Aids? some other infectious, incurable disease? please… I’m just itching to know… ;-) by the way, very soon I’m going to take a three day vow of silence… I have my reasons for this so don’t even ask… It has something to do with my own, self-manufactured religion. I also Fast… as in starve myself for three days, eat and drink nothing, with the exception of swallowing a bit of cum… which is good for you…. or so I’ve heard.
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Sheesh… Some people just don’t appreciate a little free promotion f…
Sheesh… Some people just don’t appreciate a little free promotion from a ‘pro’ PR Manager… And to think that I was trying to be considerate and charitable for once… Go there Show you care Buy a print or a T Shirt or a pair of fucking new shoes… but… if you haven’t got any money no worries just go find a homeless person and teach them how to tie their fucking shoe laces god will love you for it. yeah. This advertisement was proudly brought to you by JenniferB @ Whore Promotions read the fucking fine-print dipsticks.
Hey you… don’t send me emails containing the words and quotations of “writers/comedians…
Hey you… don’t send me emails containing the words and quotations of writers/comedians who are far more fucking supreme than I am! i swear to god i’d never even heard of the man ‘till just the other night… thanks for depressing me… to think that I thought I was a fucking genius… unique… hell, I’m just a cheap imitation of someone who’s far better, someone who’d said and done it all before… you’re right, i’m nobody, nothing, just a loose-lipped, sloppy old whore, fuck it… georgie’s way too good for me… i’ve got nothing left to live for, I’m gonna shoot myself… I hate you. asshole. sob… sob… sob... PUT DOWN THE GUN! / I thought this would turn you on… nooooooooooo, it’s too late, it’s over, I’m all finished with, I’ve made my mind up, the gun is poised… Jennifer… / This is St. Peter… / Turn around… / There’s more work to be done… No, sob, sob… my life is over, splutter, _ splutter, i’m just a talentless old whore who has absolutely nothing going for me… I’m too old to whore myself and as for my writing, my art, my shit, well… you’ve just proven to me what a load of cheap crap it all is… there’s nothing left to live for… it’s too late, I’ve got my finger on the trigger… (hang on… I’ll just load the gun…) right. i’m back… I’m ready, my finger’s itching, twitching and throbbing… please… dwaynie, talk dirty to me just one last time… let’s cyberfuck… aaaaaaaaah…. ooooooooh… mmmmmmmmmmm… okaaaaaaaaaaay… thanks honey, I’m ready now… this is it… the final countdown… I’m going to blow my brains out… I’m going to pull the trigger… I said, I’m going to pull the damn trigger… well???????? aren’t ya gonna fucking try and stop me? I’m pres-sing the trigger… I’m… fuck you, you asshole! shit. damn. next time maybe… call me. ;-) thanks for providing me with more material for tonight’s show Dwayne. ;-) Show? are you in “the biz?” nah… I’m just a pretentious whore who’d try to have you believe that I’m in the biz. :-) thank you for being my one and only heckler. over and out. mental note: Add george carlin and Dwayne’s names, to my list of words that piss me off! take care out there… your correspondence could well provide me with the new material I need for my next, / lie-down, comedy routine. ;-)
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