My old man is the best in the whole wide world, and although I am still very young to realize things, I honestly can’t remember a day whe…
My old man is the best in the whole wide world, and although I am still very young to realize things, I honestly can’t remember a day when he wasn’t there for me. You see, I lost my mom when I was younger and to this day I have only ever known one parent. I guess you could say I’ve lived a sheltered life, with only a few friends scattered here and there in our neighbourhood. My best friend “Tom” died some years ago and since then I have been ‘more or less’ a loner. You might even be able to say, “Nowadays, I prefer my dads company to anyone else.” I trust him implicitly with my life – no other person will do it for me! / Oh! There have been times when I’ve came home all dirty and scruffy looking, but that’s because I had been playing on wet soil and forgot to watch my step, resulting in an accident with the ground, as I like to call it. My dad would see me coming and enter the house and he’d whisk me off to the wash basin, where my reward would be a wet, soggy, soapy sponge – yuck! I absolutely hated that sponge, but the best part was being rubbed down with a warm soft dry towel to me, that was sheer ecstasy. Ooh! How that towel made me happy! / Over the past eleven years my dad has taken real good care of me, better than most responsible parents could have, and I’ve wanted for nothing, yet I don’t feel spoiled! If my dinner wasn’t to my liking, I’d tell him. He would then replace it with something else, resulting in two choices for yours truly which, in my opinion, was “the business.” After all, if my dad can have a dinner and a sweet, why shouldn’t I have something similar, it’s only right and proper, if you see my point! / Of course, there have been times when I’ve returned home, hurt and crying. Again, my old man was there waiting, waiting to see what I had done, or where I had injured myself. Sometimes the injury was so minor all I needed was a ‘pick me up’ in the shape of a quick wound clean and lots of TLC, or tender loving care. Take it from me; TLC from my old man is the best. He would take me into the living room by the fire and place me on his lap. Then, with one hand near my injury, his other hand would hold me in place to prevent me from falling. On these occasions, the heat from my dad’s hands was amazing. I’ve never felt so much heat. It warms you up from the inside then sends you into a sound, peaceful sleep. A little while later, I’d wake up and feel a hundred percent better, with little or no pain at all. How my dad achieved this I do not know, but I am grateful that he can. / Naturally, there have been times when I haven’t been quite so lucky! On those occasions, the old man would put in me in the car and drive yours truly straight to the Doctor’s for medical attention – but all I can say about that, is, even with a few major mishaps, I’ve come through with smiling colours! And it’s all down to him and his caring attitude towards me, I couldn’t wish for a better person. / Well, in ending my story, I feel it’s only fair to mention, finally, that I have an age disorder. In other words, I age fast! In your terms I am eleven years old, in mine I am about sixty years of age – actually older than my old man. So, if you haven’t guessed it by now, my name is Mystic, and I am my dads Cat! Now, I’m open to further offerings from feminine felines, preferably ginger ones, but if none are interested, that’s OK! A bowl of kitty-bits will do, or you can kiss my furry butt! © Jim 2008
Yeeeeaaah….after a long day of chores, running …
Yeeeeaaah….after a long day of chores, running around and my weekend cleaning…I began to log on to my favorite site…only to find, one of my newest works staring back at me…and let out a small yelp of joy…to myself! ;) / It’s strange almost to see my own work on the homepage…I always check out what works are featured; it’s a great way to find new artists to watch and I really enjoy the themes. I was very happy to be included in one!!! / Thanks everyone!!! ....and the fish thanks you too… ;)
I just realized “A Fish Out of Water” i…
I just realized “A Fish Out of Water” is the Humor Captured groups icon! Yeaaah thanks guys…and it just makes me laugh more when people laugh at my piece…it’s contagious! Stop…you’re making my tummy hurt!! LOL / So I wanted to say thanks to Daren Deri and Meg for that. They are all uniquely talented people and I think do a fabulous job on the group / If you haven’t seen this group, stop by and take a look….and join the fun! Thanks everyone! :)
September 2008 ...That Fish Is Back Again!!!!!...
September 2008 ...That Fish Is Back Again!!!!! :D / Everyone’s artwork looks fantastic and thank you so much for the honor!!! ....and the fish thanks you too… ;) Mixed Media, 20” x 20” A Fish Out Of Water There’s more ocean in fish than fish in the ocean… Nature is wise, but Mankind… just bumbling fools. Learn from the living, watch water in motion, Don’t waste your time staring at small stagnant pools. Fish are content to live their life in water, Water is after all their life’s element. There’s no need for them to be an “achiever,” Living, staying alive… that’s accomplishment. But there was one fish wanting something “better”, He wanted “achievement,” he wanted a “first.” He leapt out of water, fins in quick flutter, Taking fast to the sky… but soon died of thirst… / Poem by Peter. J. Oszmann © 2003 / (Check out his other written works they are a delight!) You can contact Carrie at: carrie@carrieglennstudios.com and please visit Carrie Glenn Studios /
“Yummy…” was featured in the group Giraffes- the Long and Tall of It! / !http://images-3.redbubble.net/img/art/border:blackwithdetai…
“Yummy…” was featured in the group Giraffes- the Long and Tall of It! / “Safe sex” was featured in the group LMAO ART / “The kiss” was featured in the group All Out Emotion / I am very happy with these features! Thanks so much, hosts of the three groups!!!
Many thanks to Attn. / fo…
Many thanks to Attn. / for visiting my store and purchasing What’s On A Man’s Mind Postcards The full range of goods is also on Redbubble: Many thanks to Maryann / for visiting my store and purchasing There Are No Ordinary Cats Stickers! – and taking the time to customise a set just for herself! The full range of goods is also on Redbubble:
“Toilet Sign – Pammukale”...
“Toilet Sign – Pammukale” was featured in Put Out! or Get Out!!! Men stand – women levitate lol OCTOBER 2009 Features /
Thankyou to the hosts wh…
Thankyou to the hosts who take their precious time to managing their Groups and giving the spot-light to our works! To see additional information on each featured piece click on the image: the main page will open :-) “Give A Man A Fish” was featured in “Exceptional Ekphrasis” “Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime”—Author unknown The colourings of this tee can and will be reversed on request. ACRYLIC ART CALENDARS CARDS POETRY PHOTOGRAPHY – ANIMALS PHOTOGRAPHY -CANDID SHOTS PHOTOGRAPHY – CATS AND DOGS PHOTOGRAPHY – CONTEMPORARY WORK PHOTOGRAPHY – FLOWERS PHOTOGRAPHY – INSECTS PHOTOGRAPHY – TRADITIONALLY TURKISH PHOTOGRAPHY – TREE AND TREE PARTS T-SHİRTS My Images Do Not Belong To The Public Domain. All images are copyright © taiche. All Rights Reserved. Copying, altering, displaying or redistribution of any of these images without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited / More products available / Why not follow me on / or join me at LINE DRAWING SERIES I have sub-sectioned this series to make my life a whole lot easier. ANIMALS HUMOUR COMPUTING MEDICAL INNUENDO MYTHOLOGY OPTICAL ILLUSION POLITICAL SKELETONS / UNDERWEAR AMERICAN POLITICS SERIES ANIMAL SERIES ART TO WEAR BIRDS CATS AND DOGS SERIES CELTIC SERIES CUTE SERIES DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT SERIES DIGITAL SERIES EINSTEIN SERIES FOR F**’s AKE SERIES GAY SERIES KISS SERIES LINE DRAWING SERIES MANAGRAM SERIES NATIVE AMERICAN SERIES PALINDROME AND AMBIGRAM SERIES PHALLUS SERIES PISS TAKE SERIES RUDE FOOD SERIES SEASONAL SERIES SIGN AND SYMBOL SERIES SMILE SERIES TEXT ONLY SERIES UK POLITICS UNDERWEAR SERIES VINTAGE BURLESQUE SERİES WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT? See more of taiche at ZAZZLE / Baby Custom T-Shirts :dress that baby up with a special design on a custom t-shirt, long sleeve or onesize / Kids Custom T-Shirts .from organic t-shirts to long sleeve shirts, boys, girls, and toddlers can fill their fashion needs with a one-of-a-kind custom t-shirts for kids. Check out the latest organic t-shirts, sweatshirts, and girls shirts. And plenty of styles for toddlers too! Aprons / Bags / Buttons / Cards / Hats / Keds Shoes / Keychains / Magnets / Mousepads / Mugs / Postage / Postcards / Stickers / T-Shirt / Ties OCTOBER 2009 Features / / /
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