Happy man
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On again On again I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day. / To me it is palpable proof of God’s existence, a posteriori. / Also I love breasts and arms and ankles, elbows, knees; / It’s the tongue, the tongue, the tongue on a woman that spoils the job for me. / Please understand I respect and admire the frailer sex / And I honour them every bit as much as the next misogynist. / But give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and thereupon / They go on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on. I fell in love with a woman with wonderful thighs and hips / And a sensational belly. I just never noticed her lips were always moving. / Only when we got to the altar and she had to say “I do” / And she folded her arms and gathered herself and took in a breath and I knew / She could have gone on again, on again, on again till the entire / Congregation passed out and the vicar passed on and the choirboys passed through puberty. / At the reception I gloomily noted her family’s jubilant mood, / Their maniacal laughter and their ghastly gratitude. She talks to me when I go for a shave or a sleep or a swim. / She talks to me on a Sunday when I go singing hymns and drinking heavily. / When I go mending my chimney pot she’s down there in the street, / And at ninety-five on my motorbike she’s on the pillion seat / Wittering on again, on again, on and again and again. / When I’m eating or drinking or reading or thinking or when I’m saying my rosary. / She will never stop talking to me; she is one of those women who / Will never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do! She also talks without stopping to me in our bed of a night; / Throughout the sweetest of our intimate delights she never gives over. / Not even stopping while we go hammer and tongs towards the peak - / Except maybe for a sigh and a groan and one perfunctory shriek. / Then she goes on again, on again, on again on and I must / Assume that she has never noticed that she’s just been interrupted. / Totally unruffled she is, and as far as I can see / I might just as well have been posting a letter or stirring up the tea! She will not take a hint, not once she’s made a start. / I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint or fart – she’ll not drop a syllable. / I could stand in front of her grimly sharpening up an axe, / I could sprinkle her with paraffin, and ask her for a match - / She’d just go on again, on again, on again even more. / The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her, she can bore the balls off a buffalo. / “Mother of God,” I cried one day, “Oh, let your kingdom come / “And in the meantime, Mother, could you strike this bugger dumb?” Well, believe it or not, she appeared to me then and there: / The Blessed Virgin herself, in answer to my prayer, despite the vulgarity, / Shimmering softly, dressed in blue and holding up a hand. / I cocked a pious ear as the Mother of God began. / Well she went on again, on again, on again, on, and I / Will have to state how very much I sympathise with the rest of the family. / Give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and thereupon / They go on again, on again, on again, on again, / And again, and again, and again, and again / They will go on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on. Jake Thackeray /
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Raw
by Basia McAuleyMy hubby displaying raw emotion and me capturing it!
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Here is a captured greeting between my younger son and my hubby who’s just returned home from work.
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word to yo momma
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I have been trying out various black and white methods and I thought I should give this one a go. / I took this picture without them knowing. / It looked like although the grandfather didn’t have much money, he still managed to buy is grandson an ice cream. Taken in Bristol on Colston Street.
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cartoon illustration of a happy married couple :)
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FIRST TIME PUBLISHED / When I looked outside my restaurant in Broome I saw two cowboyheads sitting on the tables outside and I had a strong urge to make some photo’s. I spook to the two men they where from Fitzroy Crossing. They where watching a crowd of Indeginous Aboriginal men and women ‘hanging’ outside in the Plaza. They where waiting for the local liquorshop to open, In Fitzroy is now a ‘ban’ on alcohol, they told me, so Fitzroy Crossing is now a ‘dry’ Community Miss. / Broome, Western Australia. / Today I received an email stating; CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR IMAGE ‘TYPAN’ is one of 55 images from the PEOPLE & PLANET International Photo Competition. to be published in the 2009 People&Planet; Social Justice & Enviroment Diary, which will be published this month in Australia (2009). / We thought that your image was incredible, and it won from a pool of OVER 1000 images from 316 photographers from around the World! / All funds raised by the People&Planet diary go to Australia’s small non profit organisations which are working to promote social-justice and environmental substainability around the world. /
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Bikaner in Rajahstan has surprises on every corner, this man jsut came out this gate so I said hello and asked him ‘did you just finished work’ he just stared at me….what a lovely man i thougt…Rajahstan, India
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I was inspired by Starry night ….the first painting that I felt …not just loved …when I saw it …I felt i could understand it …and i scribbled these lines down as i painted As she dreams And I will be the one to steal the nightmares away / As you dream / I will ravenously ….glutinously eat at all the spoiled memories and chaos / Remembered and forgotten / I will eat with the appetite of a million hungry men / Until my stomach / And heart aches / Like yours has all these years / As you dream love / And I will kiss you / No not like the others / I will place my mouth over yours / And breathe in the ugly heaviness / Your lunatic laugh / Your screams of agony / Mercy ! / mercy please / They are all now mine to own / Because I adore you …and want you to dream / I will lay with you in my arms you as quiet as whisper / I as your shadow / I will take your bed of destitute and destruction / Filling my viens with your plague / Keeping me awake / Keeping me only half alive and half sane / Just for you. / To dream of what I always believed you were. / And I now own the thoughts of suicide / The padded walls covered in piss and cum / The fear of breaking / Of falling / The fear…. always fear in your eyes / Shhhhhhh now baby / We won’t ever speak of this / It is mine / You sleep with dreams love / And when you ask me / Why I never sleep / Why I am so distant / It is because / I hold this for you / This secret / That I can’t ever let you have back / We know what it did to you / I can’t see you like that anymore / I am not that cruel / That I love you so much that I would own your hate / More so than your love / So you can always dream / As I lay awake knowing / I gave you the peace you always needed / But could never ask for.
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I just finished her today ..will add the writing later in my journals …but for now i am going to sit back with a coffee and just look at her..awww i think i’m in Love LOL
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Nothing beats a long summers day at the beach… so many wonderful memories from back in the day… makes you feel forever young! Sunshine Coast, Queensland (the man in the picture is my Dad)
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This work was featured by RedBubble on home page on 02/01/09, Thank you very much:0)))) / and thank you dear friends for your lovely comments and favorites ,very much appretiate it :0)))
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o again, I’m in some sort of flow right now. I just take a photo, get in my little cozy bubble and when I’m done this painting comes out. I JUST LOVE PAINTER ;-) / It’s is a remake of Old arab man, which I did in pastel look. This one is on oil technique and personally I like it more than the pastel. I really tried to similate the impasto brush stroke and it really went well. If you look closely you can almost see the paint strokes laying on top of each other. I call it No more No less, because to me this man looks to satisfied. He is old, lived his life, but he look fulfilled, so No more No less…..... Hope you enjoy watching it, because that’s why I make them ;-)
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Lunux Baby Tux Obama-style!
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Like in the movie ‘Ferris Bueller’.... 9 TIMES! But in this case I guess I was definitely… not absent.
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Can any buyers, please send a photo of how the shirt turns out, thanks =) Brushes by anaRasha
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Black pen on photocopy paper. Coloured in Adobe Illustrator. The fourth in my series for the Happy challenge. At the moment a lot of things seem to be clicking into place making me feel quite chuffed with life. I would pretty much rate myself at 9 out of 10 for happiness in 2009. This is as close I can get to real colouring in Illustrator, including my permanent Homer Simpson 5 o’clock shadow. I think I’m gonna work on this over the next week or so and do some digital colouring to make a few different versions. I’ll upload them all as they are created. The one with the most favourable comments will be my final entry. So please, all feedback would be very welcome. I saw Stefan Sagmeister give a lecture at my university about 4 years ago and it was quite inspirational. His work is awesome and it’d be wonderful to be a part of anything he created!
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