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• *Rage Against the Pixie Dust*
  by mstrace

  it gives off a scent you can smell and see / like a killing pheromone cloud hovering above my skin

  I did indeed write this piece tonight in that bar watching those two make doe-eyes at each other. Life stinks sometimes. And men are idiots. Predictable, beautiful, idiots.

• My Mum has a Bum!
  by Michelle Whennan

  I hope you’re sitting down now / Cos I think you’ll be quite shocked . . .

  Another poem for all the weird and quirky big and little kids out there! I hope you enjoy this selection of beautiful bums courtesy of the brilliant Karin Taylor / / / / / / / /

• Catholic Elementary School
  by Warren Anthony Williams

  At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

• Change
  by Craig Shillington

  love is like no other thing / with which we gauge our fares / it takes less than those other things / to feel another cares / but one thing i…

• My horse riding incident (An account) by Anthony Hedger
  by Anthony Hedger

  Well I looked at the faces looking back at me including Thunder Clap who seem to be feeling sorry for me by now,

  Something VERY different for you this time and you’ll see why as you read on. Apologies to anyone of you who has read this before because a few of you have seen it but it makes me laugh every time I read it so it may just do the same to you, who knows? But isn’t laughter great? I wanted to call this piece: ‘My horse riding experience’ but opted instead to rename it to: ‘My horse riding incident’ you’ll see why. Enjoy.

• Melancholia at the Camy Shanghai Noodle and Dumpling Bar
  by clarity

  There’s nothing quite like the feeling when it’s dark and raining and one of your shoes is filled with water. And why only one shoe? What…

• Tattoo
  by flipteez

  NSFW

• modern grief is rubbish
  by dynamopiev

  If I get knifecrimed, / Think only this of me: / I dont want a Facebook group / Set up in my memory.

  i wanted to use knifecrime as a verb, because it’s always on the news, so i did.

• The Soap Bubble - Episodes 4 & 5... the story continues
  by Andrew Walker

  What if Red Bubble was more than just a website? A trip into the Flibble Dimension doesn’t go to plan This is an update, so new rea…

• The Soap Bubble - Episode 12a. The Outer Edges of the Bubble
  by Andrew Walker

  More Soap, lots of Bubbles, a scary ride with Woodsac. The episode number… look I’m not superstitious honest, touch wood, fingers cross…

• Being 50
  by wanda lechene

  this is a peom i made for a birthday boy who was turning 50 / got to read it . / its funny

• Music Soothes The Savage Beast...
  by Paul Louis Villani

  So indeed, music does tame the mighty savage beast. / For I am living proof of this amazing tuneful feat!

  Was inspired by a piece written by LisaG / / Music is the theme for the July Melbourne writers meet / / Comedy really isn’t my forte but this just flowed, enjoy! ;p / Peace and hugs to you all! :)

• Romance
  by Chanel2

  I love my husband dearly / He truly is my heart / But when it comes to romance / He falls down at the start His best flirtatious efforts ...

  This poem is based on conversation with many different women over the years.

• Cuckoo
  by Darren Sharp

  Even when totally wasted… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos / MIDNIGHT!

  Had to share this!!

• When the wee tin cock did spin!
  by adgray

  tis the funniest sight I’ve ever seen / When the wee tin cock did spin!

  hee hee hee :o) / the phantom picture poet strikes again! lol / Sorry far too much rump tee tumming! lol / but do you like my little rhyme? :o) Inspired by fellow Bubbler the amazing Outdoors2 Go check it all out! Especially the gorgeous shot of a handsome weather-vein Enjoy! :o)

• HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
  by Dyle Warren

  HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH / / 1 Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men’s work boots, size 14-16. ...

  this came to me via email…...author unknown.

• Burnt
  by Craig Shillington

  of all the times you’ve been in this same place / you fall like ashes to the floor / and once again the riches spoil / you think we would ha…

• Stupidity
  by Anni Morris

  Have you been there? Done that?

  A 6 word story

• Funny Face
  by amarica

  A total surprise became the most wonderful friend and pet anyone could ask for.

  It was a total surprise when Funnyface came into our lives. We had a Ragdoll Siamese cat named “Bandy”. We also called her “Mama Kitty” and “Our Little Baby”. She was our first cat we had as a family, my husband and me. Mamma Kitty (Bandy) became the mother of Funnyface.. Funnyface was our little Blue Eyes Funnyface was our little sweetheart. If you would like to see that side of her Please click here She was our little character. If your would like to see more of Funnyface Please click here If you would like the see the T-shirt Please click here She had the biggest blue eyes / __________ Images Do Not Belong To The Public Domain. All images and writings are the copyright of the artist – © amari, amarica. All Rights Reserved. Copying, altering, displaying, distributing and/or selling any image without prior written consent from the artist is strictly prohibited and subject to any and all legal remedies.

• HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL!
  by Craig Watson

  Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s…

  Another laugh from an unknown source… Hope you all have a good chuckle!

• the old goat
  by daniels

  An old goat ate my poem!

  funny poem about a goat eating my poem.

• You Silly Cat
  by Ruben Flanagan aka (Flan)

  You …

• Dave the hen
  by Darren Sharp

  Dave was stunned “You mean I’m dead!!!

  Very Funny Story

• I'm Glad that I'm not Famous
  by Chanel2

  I’m glad that I’m not famous / With my clumsy 2 left feet / There’d be so many photos / Of me tripping down the street / Lying very awkwardl…

  I actually wish I was famous, but it’s just as well I’m not…....