Funny woman
281 creative works found
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Acrylic on canvas. / I put my own spin on Edvard Munch’s painting The Scream.
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Featured t-shirt / ...to tell the truth i feel a little shame about this design :) / Detail / / Other Yanmos t-shirts / / STOREROOM
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Pen and ink color enhanced on photoshop.
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The unprovoked attack by the knife-wielding monkey required the monk to defend himself with the only means that would save his life – Monkey-style Kung fu!
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Pen and ink pastel drawing of Mr. Pickle.
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Pencil to pen and ink drawing of many moments in my life.
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Some women just aren’t suited to domesticity Model & MUA: Amanda Driver / Hair: Jessica Villiers / Location: Carlton North / Photography & Costuming: Jo O’Brien
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Pastel colored pencil drawing of a Man with a Apple. This is a freestyle drawing I didn’t know what I would get.
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All of the money from this T-shirt will be donated to Dogs Deserve Better… Please consider today how you can help the dogs in your neighborhood. If you see a chained dog or a penned dog daily, it is time to take action. Please join Dogs Deserve Better today in taking a stand against this mistreatment of dogs. / Just click on the banner to donate yourself or visit the site… / /
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Pastel collage of colored pencil shavings.
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On again On again I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day. / To me it is palpable proof of God’s existence, a posteriori. / Also I love breasts and arms and ankles, elbows, knees; / It’s the tongue, the tongue, the tongue on a woman that spoils the job for me. / Please understand I respect and admire the frailer sex / And I honour them every bit as much as the next misogynist. / But give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and thereupon / They go on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on. I fell in love with a woman with wonderful thighs and hips / And a sensational belly. I just never noticed her lips were always moving. / Only when we got to the altar and she had to say “I do” / And she folded her arms and gathered herself and took in a breath and I knew / She could have gone on again, on again, on again till the entire / Congregation passed out and the vicar passed on and the choirboys passed through puberty. / At the reception I gloomily noted her family’s jubilant mood, / Their maniacal laughter and their ghastly gratitude. She talks to me when I go for a shave or a sleep or a swim. / She talks to me on a Sunday when I go singing hymns and drinking heavily. / When I go mending my chimney pot she’s down there in the street, / And at ninety-five on my motorbike she’s on the pillion seat / Wittering on again, on again, on and again and again. / When I’m eating or drinking or reading or thinking or when I’m saying my rosary. / She will never stop talking to me; she is one of those women who / Will never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do! She also talks without stopping to me in our bed of a night; / Throughout the sweetest of our intimate delights she never gives over. / Not even stopping while we go hammer and tongs towards the peak - / Except maybe for a sigh and a groan and one perfunctory shriek. / Then she goes on again, on again, on again on and I must / Assume that she has never noticed that she’s just been interrupted. / Totally unruffled she is, and as far as I can see / I might just as well have been posting a letter or stirring up the tea! She will not take a hint, not once she’s made a start. / I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint or fart – she’ll not drop a syllable. / I could stand in front of her grimly sharpening up an axe, / I could sprinkle her with paraffin, and ask her for a match - / She’d just go on again, on again, on again even more. / The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her, she can bore the balls off a buffalo. / “Mother of God,” I cried one day, “Oh, let your kingdom come / “And in the meantime, Mother, could you strike this bugger dumb?” Well, believe it or not, she appeared to me then and there: / The Blessed Virgin herself, in answer to my prayer, despite the vulgarity, / Shimmering softly, dressed in blue and holding up a hand. / I cocked a pious ear as the Mother of God began. / Well she went on again, on again, on again, on, and I / Will have to state how very much I sympathise with the rest of the family. / Give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and thereupon / They go on again, on again, on again, on again, / And again, and again, and again, and again / They will go on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on. Jake Thackeray /
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Celebrating the Gloriousness of Big Girls and Big Cakes. Painted in the Spring of 2007 The original of this painting is 20”x20” and is now owned by a private collector. (I retain all copyrights) Visit my website to buy original paintings from my online gallery
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Pen and ink drawing of a Elvis Impersonator singing Love Me Tender… One of my moms favorite songs..
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It’s just a side, a part of me. I’m quite full actually.
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Photoshop image.
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Pen and ink animation drawing of a Happy Home.
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Pastel pen and ink drawing of a Snake in the Grass. Based on the Original Sin in the Garden of Eden from the Bible. Click on the “Snake in the Grass” Image to buy Print /
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After a long hard day at work Lexi loves to get naked and pleasure herself in the lab. She suddenly hears footsteps. To her surprise she is suddenly invading by little green men running all around the room and jumping on her. She exclaims: “I cant believe it… little green men do exist!” / . / . / . / This image will be replace with a print version soon. Thank you for your patience.
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This is closer to the original version of Please without color added. / Thank you for viewing my art!
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Animation drawing I did for a tecno band called “Electric Goldfish” by Cheetah Records Orlando Florida.
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This is one of my series of “crazy blue cats” art
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Acrylic on canvas. / My cat HATES my hair dryer and that is my inspiration for this painting. I have used some imagination to add a few other quirky things happening in the room too. Hope it makes you smile.
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Pen and ink drawing of A Wife for Claude. Claude was drawn in San Francisco CA 1995 and his Wife came shortly after 1996.
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