It all started on December 20th,2007. Larry Smith sat on the edge of his bed with his 2 best friends sitting on the floor.”Man,Larry i ca…
It all started on December 20th,2007. Larry Smith sat on the edge of his bed with his 2 best friends sitting on the floor.”Man,Larry i can`t wait for christmas.I think my mom and dad is getting me that XBOX 360 i`ve been bragging about all week.” One of the boys said to Larry. “Yeah, i think my moms gonna get me that Dirt Bike and Four Wheller i`ve been asking for.” Another boy said. ” What happened to you guys holiday spirit.Christmas is suppose to be about Santa Clause and the egg nog that you drink at parties.” Larry told them.”Come on Larry you know we stopped believing in santa clause a long time ago.” Travis said. “Yeah Larry you need to listen to Travis. He may not always be right but i agree with him on this one. All i look forward to on Christmas is the presents and spending time with my mom.It`s the only time of the year she can spends all day with me instead of just 10 lowsy minutes” Andy said.” You guys are probably right. But is that all you really look forward to on Christmas?” Larry asked”No.Not really i also like the parties i go to and seeing people i never met before.”Travis answered.Bright and early the next morning Larry got up made him some breakfast set at the family table and thought about what his friends said.Then a knock came on the door.Larrys big sister Jena rushed downstairs and pushed larry so she could get to the door first.”Who is it!!!!” Hollard Jena.”Travis and Andy can Larry come out?”They asked.Jena unlocked the door and said….... “It`s your dorkish friends”. As they walked in they looked at Larry in a unfamilair way.”What”. Larry said spitting his ceral everywhere.”Come on dude don`t tell me you forgot. It`s saturday morning for petes sake why are you still in your PJ`s we are suppose to be out shopping for gifts for our moms and dads. But in Andys case mom.”Said Travis.”Oh. Yeah right the shopping.Sorry you guys i can`t make it.”Larry said.”Why not you`ve been saying you would be free on today.You even made a promise that you would`nt bail out at the last minute.” Andy said.”Yeah i know but.Ummmmmmmmmmm.I…I.I have to help Jena get ready for her prom tonight.” Larry said taking a big spoonful of ceral in his mouth.”What. My prom is`nt until a month from now.Look you guys Larrys lying he does`nt have anything to do but sleep.He was up all night doing some homework.” Jena said.”But we didn`t have any homework!”Travis yelled.Jena ran upstairs as fast as she could.”Look Larry you are my best friend but if you keep continuing to lie like this.We won`t have a friendship!Now are you going or not?”Travis asked angerly.”Alright im going.Give me 5 minutes to change.”Said Larry.”Alright 5 minutes or else.”Andy said.”Don`t push it And”.Said Larry.As Larry ran upstairs Jena looked at him and started laughing.Larry wondered why she was laughing but he didn`t ask he just looked at her and ran in his room.After larry put on his stuff he ran outside to Andy and Travis.”Right on time too.”Travis said. As they left off the porch they ran into 2 old enemies.Alex Matason and Bug Brain.”Well,well,well.Look what the cat spit out.Alex Matason and Bug Brain.” Said Travis.”Aw Travis i think you better leave them alone they got a dog.”Said Larry.”Stop being such a wimp Lar they are not gonna do anything with those dogs.”Said Andy.”I think you need to listen to your boy for you get wiped on my by me and my homeboy.Oh and lil Sparky here to.” Said Bug Brain.”Like i said before you ain`t do nothing with that mutt or your homeboy.”Travis said to Bug Brain. “Didn`t we teach you last that you should mind who you talk to.”Said Andy. “What punk i`ll whip your tail.”Said Bug Brain.”Sick`em boy”.Then the boys started to run with the dog on there tail and the other 2 boys behind them.They hit the corner and lost Bug Brain,Alex,and the dog.”Man that was a close one when are you two gonna learn how to keep your big mouths shut you almost got us killed today. Didn`t you see how big that dog was.He could have eaten us alive.” Said Larry.”Stop your worries he was just trying to scare us.” Said Travis.”Well it worked thanks to you and Andy.By the way where is Andy.”Asked Larry. Then they heard a scream. It was Andy they had caught him and the dog was eating him up.”Help, help.Help me Travis,Larry help!”yelled Andy.”Leave him alone he didn`t do anything to you or that mingy mutt.”Said Travis.”You know you got alot of nerve talking to me and my boy like that.” Said Alex.”You aint gonna do nuttin punk about it”said Travis.”Yeah aight.Try me.”Said Alex.Alex threw the first punch and bam. Travis was out like a light.When he woke up he was in a wheelchair in the middle of a hospital.”Wha…what happened?”asked Travis.”Alex threw the first punch and you went down like that.”Larry said snapping his fingers.That can`t be possible he was just right here.”Said Travis.”Yeah hours ago.”Said Andy.”Andy buddy are you alright all i remember was that Alex and Bug Brain`s dog was eating you up and bitting you with his visus teeth.”Said Travis sadly.”Yeah im okay thanks to you and Larry.Larry was amazing after you and Bug Brain got into it and he knoced you out.Larry jumped in it and took on both of them.But he got knocked down.And had a slittyly sprained arm.But thats okay he just has to rest for the next 2 weeks or so.”Andy said.”Man what are we gonna tell our parents?”Asked Travis scared.”I don`t know about you but me and Andy already called our moms and dads explaining what had happened.”Said Larry.”What.Ya`ll just going to let me hang like that.Ya`ll suppose to be my boys we look after each other.”Travis told them.”I know,i know,i know.But this time we couldn`t bail you out you made your own desicion nobody asked you to help me.”Said Andy.”Hold up, hold up,hold up. You were the one screaming like a little girl talking bout.Travis Larry help please help me.”Travis said immatating a girl.”Yeah but how was i suppose to know you were acutually gonna help?”Asked Andy.”Because were boys and like i said we look after each other.”Said Travis.”Man i am in so much trouble.I can’t stand ya`ll”Yelled Travis.”Yall couldn`t bail me out this 1 time”Said Travis.”Travis we have been bailing you out ever since…..well forever.”Said Larry.Later that day when Travis arrived home he had a sprained arm a concusion on his head and a broken leg.”Mom and dad now before you say anything they started it.We were on our way to the mall when they said they were…...Well you know.”Said Travis.”No i don`t know Travis tell me.”Said his father angerly.”well it all sstarted like this.”He said studdering
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A BIG THANK YOU, to Dear Susan King for buying / At Anchor / / And / For Dad / / This has really made my day, and I feel so humble that someone has thought my work good enough to buy. Thank you Sue. xxxxx
This week my image, “Flame”, is the weekly avatar for the Bubbleicious Group. I am deeply touched to have this image chosen. It was desig…
This week my image, “Flame”, is the weekly avatar for the Bubbleicious Group. I am deeply touched to have this image chosen. It was designed in memory of my Dad who passed away 10 months ago from today. I titled it Flame as a remembrance of the eternal flame of love that remains in my heart for a very special Dad. Thank you, Paula aka/Rpnzle, for your selection.
Thank you Marie for adding my church window design to the features of our group!!! I am truly humbled and delighted!!! / May I take this o…
Thank you Marie for adding my church window design to the features of our group!!! I am truly humbled and delighted!!! / May I take this opportunity to let all of my dear friends on RB know that my Dad is pretty crook at the moment, and is having open heart surgery on Wednesday. I have been pretty invovled with my parents lately, and do apologise for not respnding to you comments, and for not commenting on the fantastic work that has beenshown recently!!!! / I wish you all a very holy and happy Christmas!! / Hugs to all, Beth xxxx
So as you know it’s Fathers’s day tomorrow… / Like most Dad’s i think, mine is near impossible to buy for… the fact that he owns a clo…
So as you know it’s Fathers’s day tomorrow… / Like most Dad’s i think, mine is near impossible to buy for… the fact that he owns a clothing shop makes it even more challenging, rules out an entire category!!! / Being creative has always seemed to get me out of trouble though… i’ve painted shirts & surfboards & all sorts of things… but i was beginning to think i’d run out of “functional objects” to decorate… For a while now he’s been threatening to buy a skateboard… to ride to work… his concept of “being green”... he owns a surf/skate shop so he does at least dress the part, but i still find the image of a 50 year old grey haired man flying down the hill highly amusing! / Little Miss Anna Rose aged 11 however, does not… which is why i say “threatening”... in reply she told him “if i see you riding a skateboard around Beecroft i’m disowning you as my Dad!”... My other sister Meg is really not phased… she lives 3 hours away & so wouldn’t have to see him “in action”, but she was interested enough to partake in a little bet with me… which will he snap first- bone or board? I say bone! So there came the inspiration for his present, i’d paint him a deck… & if Anna had her way he’d hang it on the wall! As usual time got away from me & i started to think i was going to have to come up with another option… Then, thankfully, i discovered you can have boards printed over at Zazzle! Problem solved!!! & so…. It arrived this morning, just in time(i love you FedEx!!!)... phew!!! I hadn’t intended to use Caught A Light Breeze for the artwork but what i’d had in mind didn’t quite work whilst this seemed to fit so well! So now i just have to hope he likes it… & if he decides to ride it a) doesn’t break anything & b)my little sister doesn’t disown me for providing it!!! Happy Father’s day to all the Dad’s out there… Hope you get a skateboard or something equally as cool!!! Xxx Sarah P.S Heehee a big THANKYOU to Journal Junkies for featuring Blue black breeze
To celebrate the coming of Christmas I thought I’d get festive and slash the prices on my Calendars. I have 4 brand new 2010 Calendars…
To celebrate the coming of Christmas I thought I’d get festive and slash the prices on my Calendars. I have 4 brand new 2010 Calendars that may appeal to you or for a gift…I have slashed the prices by $15 meaning I only make $1 per calendar but that is OK, I’d rather see them go out the door for super Christmas presents. For every dollar I make I will match it and donate it to my local Kid’s Playgroup, I don’t expect to give them much but every dollar helps someone!! Please have a look, for $21 (instead of the regular $25 – a saving of $4 per calendar!) you can have a lovely, quality present that lasts for a whole 12 months, I reckon calendars are a top gift, anyone can buy me one anytime!! My Calendar Selection for 2010 Thanks everyone, / Vanessa :O)
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Many many THANK YOU’S to the customer(s) who have just bought “Don’t you just Lovett?” Mug on Zazzle. Thankyou for your visit to my store! Find here a selection of Greeting Cards. / The perfect card for any occasion. Humourous card showing a meat pie..with the caption ‘don’t you just lovett?’ To learn more about Sweeny Todd check out Wikipedia or scroll to the bottom of this page! Alternatively check out my Zazzle store and make your own customised card online. Zazzle custom greeting cards are a great way to send a special message. Whether you are sending holiday greetings, announcing a new baby, celebrating a birthday, sending wedding or party invitations, or just need to say “hi”. It’s fun and easy way to design the entire card, adding your photos and messages to all four sides. / / / / / / / / / HUMOUROUS CARDS FOR ALL OCASSIONS / A selection of products in my Zazzle store: More choices from Zazzle: Wear My Art – Check out Female Contemporary Art on Apparel here: My Images Do Not Belong To The Public Domain. All images are copyright © taiche. All Rights Reserved. Copying, altering, displaying or redistribution of any of these images without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited / See more of taiche at ZAZZLE / Baby Custom T-Shirts :dress that baby up with a special design on a custom t-shirt, long sleeve or onesize / Kids Custom T-Shirts .from organic t-shirts to long sleeve shirts, boys, girls, and toddlers can fill their fashion needs with a one-of-a-kind custom t-shirts for kids. Check out the latest organic t-shirts, sweatshirts, and girls shirts. And plenty of styles for toddlers too! Aprons / Bags / Buttons / Cards / Hats / Keds Shoes / Keychains / Magnets / Mousepads / Mugs / Postage / Postcards / Stickers / T-Shirt / Ties* Don’t forget to check out my poetry section Selected works of art from my 2009 Portfolio Do not forget to check out my range of fully customisable calendars. Simply let me know your choice of images and months to show them and I will create especaillly for you. You can choose from any of my images. / Sweeney Todd is a character who first appeared as one of the protagonists of a penny dreadful serial entitled The String of Pearls (1846-1847). Claims that Sweeney Todd was a real person are strongly disputed by scholars, although there are possible legendary prototypes, arguably making the story of Sweeney Todd an example of an urban legend. In the original version of the tale he is a barber who murders wealthy customers by pulling a lever while they are in his barber chair which, unknown to them, is fixed to a revolving trap-door, making them fall backward into the basement, generally causing them to break their necks or skulls as they hit the ground. Just in case they are alive, he goes to the basement and “polishes them off”, meaning he slits their throats with a cut-throat razor. After Todd has robbed his dead victims of their goods, Mrs. Lovett, his partner in crime (in some later versions, his friend who wants to become his lover), assists him in disposing of the bodies by having their flesh baked into meat pies, and selling them to the unsuspecting customers of her pie shop. Todd’s barber shop is situated at 186 Fleet Street, London, next to St. Dunstan’s church, and is connected to Mrs. Lovett’s pie shop in nearby Bell Yard by means of an underground passage.
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Many thanks to the hosts of “Left Wing Values and Positive Global Awareness” who have given a Group Feature to “I Swear to God” FEATURES NOVEMBER 2009 /
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Many thanks to the hosts of “Left Wing Values and Positive Global Awareness” who have given a Group Feature to “Josepine Baker – Burlesque II” FEATURES NOVEMBER 2009 /
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Many many thanks to the customer who has just bought “2 Get the flock outa here Aprons ” on Zazzle. Thankyou for your purchase and visit to my store! Standard ApronStay clean while cooking with this medium length 35% cotton / 65% polyester blend twill apron. Three spacious utensil pockets to hold all you need. Machine washable. 24” L x 28” W. Made in the USA. / / / LINE DRAWING SERIES / I have sub-sectioned this series to make my life a whole lot easier. ANIMALS HUMOUR COMPUTING MEDICAL INNUENDO MYTHOLOGY OPTICAL ILLUSION POLITICAL SKELETONS UNDERWEAR ANIMAL SERIES ART TO WEAR BIRDS CATS AND DOGS SERIES CELTIC SERIES CUTE SERIES DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT SERIES DIGITAL SERIES EINSTEIN SERIES FOR F*’s AKE SERIES GAY SERIES KISS SERIES LINE DRAWING SERIES MANAGRAM SERIES NATIVE AMERICAN SERIES PALINDROME AND AMBIGRAM SERIES PHALLUS SERIES PISS TAKE SERIES RUDE FOOD SERIES SEASONAL SERIES SIGN AND SYMBOL SERIES SMILE SERIES TEXT ONLY SERIES UK POLITICS UNDERWEAR SERIES VINTAGE BURLESQUE SERİES WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT? My zazzle gallery has a premium range of gifts that are suitable for people of all ages and tastes: an eclectic collection of unusually imaginative, hip and sometimes beautiful designs. Enjoy browsing though this store and please feel free to comment: there is always room for improvement. / / / Some products from my Zazzle store Female Contemporary Art More Zazzle choices from Female Contemporary Art Wear my Art at Female Contemporary Art My Images Do Not Belong To The Public Domain. All images are copyright © taiche. All Rights Reserved. Copying, altering, displaying or redistribution of any of these images without written permission from the artist is strictly prohibited / See more of taiche at Female Contemporary Art / / Baby Custom T-Shirts :dress that baby up with a special design on a custom t-shirt, long sleeve or onesize / Kids Custom T-Shirts .from organic t-shirts to long sleeve shirts, boys, girls, and toddlers can fill their fashion needs with a one-of-a-kind custom t-shirts for kids. Check out the latest organic t-shirts, sweatshirts, and girls shirts. And plenty of styles for toddlers too! Aprons / Bags / Buttons / Cards / Hats / Keds Shoes / Keychains / Magnets / Mousepads / Mugs / Postage / Postcards / Stickers / T-Shirt / Ties* Don’t forget my Calendar Section
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Wow within a half an hour of posting” tenderly Embrace” it was featured in For the love of dads. thank you so much to the wonderful hosts…
Wow within a half an hour of posting” tenderly Embrace” it was featured in For the love of dads. thank you so much to the wonderful hosts! Such an honor!! The love between this father and his wife and child was amazing and literally filled the entire studio :) /
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Where’s Tiger? was featured in JUST FUN 18.12.09. / FEATURES DECEMBER 2009 /
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