Flatulant
17 creative works found
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FART
by SofiaYoushiFart is an English language vulgarism most commonly used in reference to flatulence. Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract of mammals. Such a mixture of gases is known as flatus, and is expelled from the rectum in a process colloquially known as farting.
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Should you wish for a different colour … please BubbleMail me and I’ll arrange it ASAP – I just don’t want to upload every combination and clog up the site!
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Gassy Santa
by RajeeAll those cookies and milk caught up with Santa.
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The intended design behind my When I Fart, I Blush piece!! =D / My brother was the one who came up with this quotes, making me laugh like hell that night.. and i thought.. hey, Tim is perfect monster for this!! Yesh, Tim can be horribly cheeky.. Hope Tim and I manage to bring a smile to your face and chase away any monday blues!! XD For those who prefer a softer blush, you can get it over at my Zazzle gallery.. (cos i tried uploading the soft blush here and yea, the gradient effect for tees always seems weird..) / Here’s the version for kids: / Check out my T.I.M t-shirts series: /
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Its a gift.
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Sure, fart jokes are overrated, but honestly, most of your regular guys out there find them hilarious! I’m definitely one of them, haha. Oh man. Anyway, here’s a bit of retro-ized humor for you.
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Are Republicans smarter than fifth graders?
by montdragonAre Republicans smarter than fifth graders? They like to say “NO!” to everything and pout when they don’t get their way and need their Ma…
Are Republicans smarter than fifth graders? They like to say “NO!” to everything and pout when they don’t get their way and need their MamaGOPpe and DaddyGOPpy to kiss it better after their temper tantrums…they are more like two year olds going through their terrible twos. Just wondering…geezzz Republicans need to have their temperatures taken. Rectally (?) nope Rush Limbaugh is spewing hate out of that hole…the art of the fart!!!! Orally (?) Michele Steel the Man of Steel is chortling old deja vu tunes out of that hole…Do Dah!!! Under the arm pit (?) nope…choose your armpit Sarah Palin or Ann Coulter just gaggling and haggling goose stepping two stepping…Stepford Republican gals!!! / Republicans are a small minded political party always have been and somehow manage to stick their agenda up the American backside and trickledown their magic Kool Aid elixir pee pee, standing up or sitting down in the name of big corporations under slogans like “Country First” and “Republican because not everyone can be on welfare” and saying that only good Americans live in mythical rural Smalltown America. Republicans are smug and arrogant with the smell of RepubliKlan hubris diarrhea carrying their stinky brand, whichever way the wind blows from their elected demagogues to their free range deranged demagogue mouthpieces ejaculating misinformation 24-7-365. / “It’s coming out of Washington. It’s going through Congress.” very sardonic and so funny comment made by President Obama referring to the “stimulus package” also referred to as the “stimulus bill” which had a hard time passing through the House of Representatives and seems to be held up in the Senate by the smarter than a fifth grader mind set of Republicans…who just want to cut tax’s…tax cuts will solve everything for corporations and the wealthy and it will stimulate the economy…via trickledown and trickledown worked (?)...since the time of Saint Ronald Reagan and up until George W. Debacle Bush…nothing like tried and true Reaganomics espoused by every Tom whose Dicks are Harry’s…just gang bangers in suits shelling for the same old crowd…and they all need their temperatures taken with an atomic bomb to get them to move and pass on and pass out the “stimulus package”...butt first you have to remove that old blockage the G.O.P. plug firmly lodged and out of their do-nothing asses. You have to wonder why Republicans hate their fellow Americans so much…is it the acrid Trickledown Kool Aid…the bullshit mantra of “Republican because not everyone can be on welfare” or having been corporation fascist for so long it ties their panties up in a knot…now they are Bush Debacle Socialist with taxpayer money flowing out of every Republican orifice from the Wall Street Bailout…quick stick a thermometric in to see if their goose stepping goose will finally be cooked…and their Republican Party renamed the RepubliKlan Party of the Confederate States of Amerika…there is not enough money going to their corporate masters…like in the Wall Street Bailout…and where they could cut out anything from the stimulus bill that might help the average American they have put their bloody butchers aprons on and doing their “specialty” cut and chop…just Google it and check it out for yourself. / The Republicans hoped and prayed to the detriment of every average American citizen that the stimulus bill would not pass without their “Republican cuts.” And when it does pass that it fails to stimulate the economy and like children shout out in jubilation “We told you it wasn’t going to work…so there.” House Republicans voted no on the stimulus bill…Senate Republicans are still breaking wind over and on the stimulus bill…better to spend billions on wars and make war on the stimulus bill…it is the Republican way…buy one Republican Windbreaker get two free…there is a catch…it comes with a corporation attached. Someday soon America will wake up from the smell of Republicanism and know it ain’t really an American brand just the smelly multinational windbreakers breaking wind…worn by RepubliKlans…the Party that hangs together.
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Elevator Hell
by smegSmile on your face / What a disgrace / What a smell / Its elevator hell
You know what its like… © Ben Herman 2009
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A nieve children’s style illustration of two kids in a bubble bath. “It wasn’t me”!!
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Oh yeah, birds fart!
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This one’s for my Mom….I hope someone buys it!!!!!! SHE would have. It’s also for my “pooty” peeps on Vox! LOL…...... For the Speed Tee Challenge /
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This cute little goldfish is swimming along happily when he is surprised by a little flatulence!
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This little goldfish is happily swimming along when suddenly he is surprised by a loud bubbling sound! Oops!
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This little goldfish had way too much dinner and is now suffering the consequences! Oops!
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2006, Acrylic on Canvas, 18” x 24 Sheep don’t like bad images in their head – neither do I. This is one of those phrases in life that definitely needed fresh interpretation. Sheep are really good that way – they give voice to the better side of things, even if it be something as mundane as Passing Gas.
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The Lucky Fart
by starryseas...He stops, he lifts up his left leg, and holds it straight out sideways perpendicular to his body, and then he farts…
This is a humorous story about a fellow with a very unusual habit that brought a lot of inconvenience and embarrassment to his life until one day, it proved to be his greatest asset!
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