Farce
28 creative works found
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no-one sees Him rollin’, they hatin’. patrolling, they tryin to catch Him ridin’ dirty.. but in all seriousness God is a pimp.
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Old geeser flying a jet.
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The latest episode -
by Mel BrackstoneAndrew Walker has added the latest episode to his RedBubble epic...
Andrew Walker has added the latest episode to his RedBubble epic Don’t forget to have a look at the latest goings on!
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Tomorrow will be the tenth anniversary of my sobriety. / 10 years ago; I drew this. Almost to the DAY. I was drunk drunk DRUNK; I looked older than I do now. My eyes were yellow in the corners, my skin sickening in turn and colouring. Liver damage… jaundice HURTS… I had lost my license for three years; totalled my 1976 Honda civic. This also entailed the end of my job delivering pizzas. / I spent four hours a day on public transport, refusing to give up; to fail or bail on even one unit in my degree. Sweating glazed nauseous. / Yeh. / I was so lonely I would go and stand near other students. To be near someone. Anyone. / I was trying to be healthy, any way I could. I was a lot more heavily muscled from weights in those days. I dunno why they thought that was funny. They made fun of me a lot. I smiled sick. Took it. I don’t think I replied in those years before I quit. I don’t know. But I don’t think so. I can’t remember… and i can’t imagine it now. / I Stuttered. I stood still. Stayed. / After I sobered up I couldn’t believe that I didn’t feel sick all the time. I would get a shock every morning… I am NOT in physical PAIN? / And there were more gifts. After two months my face had completely changed shape. The subcutaneous fluid retention – the swollen cheek and uncertain jaw – the bicycle tire of tummy that had plagued my thousands of workouts. They were gone. I aged backwards, fast. / And I craved. / After three months, sudden colour surged fiercely bright to my startled, clear eyes. So BRIGHT! The wild saturated breaking point of surreal. Verdant and intense, so intense. / I swear at that moment. I could hear a low buzzing and hissing from the colour; in sibilant, sympathetic resonance… synesthesia? Nah. Shock. I stared. I stared. When I came back, sober, for the final year of my degree… I remember the nastiest of the girls who had ridiculed me stalked up to me with her coterie already giggling in anticipation. They were ak carefully so carefully dressed and rehearsed; each one. / ‘Oh look it’s – ’ she began, her full pretty lips curling as she pointed to my crotch. Her voice gaining volume as she warmed to one of her favourite impotence jokes. / ‘WOAH!’ I said, jumping out of my seat and knocking it over. / ‘WOAH! Crystal! You look SO MUCH like Ricky Lake! Woah… Christ. I am so sorry… So sorry.’ I patted her arm and turned away, biting a knuckle. She really did look like Ricky Lake. And I really had not noticed until that point. / She said nothing, her mouth open. She looked like a still of Ricky in Indy punk parody. / The coterie cackled… ‘Oh gawd Crystal someone else noticed!’ a goth sweating in her blacks and face paint hiccupped after her bray of laughter. / ‘You c*t.’ Crystal hissed to me. / Three months later I found myself in bed with her. Had I learned nothing? I craved. I fantasised… the perfect drink, the mania returning. Sweet succulent forgiveness. An absolution of numbness. A raw promise in a few drops. / The welcome of the sharp ethanol BITE. (“A hundred thousand welcomes! I could weep and I could laugh! I am light and heavy. Welcome!” – Shakespeare. I don’t think he meant a DRINK somehow.) I crave. I still crave. Sometimes. That warmth. / The guilt teased slowly outwards warmed and fooled… etiolated. / And, for that doomed moment, bearable. / At times, I ache for it. Nights that are hard and long. Sporadic; brutal want. / Still. / Yes.
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new t SHIRTS
by grubbanaxblah blah blah
shameless self-promotion
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Collage assembled from images discovered with Google. A homage to Duchamp
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A shirt for my Colombian friends. End the war.
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ok , so here’s the first addition to my Art Gallery here on Red Bubble . I have to admit , when I first did the Moses character , I thought it was hilarious, then…... when i had the idea of the Gentlemen’s Club , I thought it was hysterical ….. it wasn’t until AFTER I thought of the name of the club , and made the sign for it , did I realize the extra implications … then I have ot admit , I almost fell outta my chair laughing so hard … ( yes , I know … I have issues ) . I hope this tongue in cheek renditon is taken well by all ( ok at least a few of you ) , believe it or not , it really is meant to just be funny , and in no way offensive ...hopefully I didn’t miss the mark too much !
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The Plot Thickens Featuring Mistaken Identity
by bchrisdesignsWhat story am I?
This is a classic farce. I love the Amanda Bynes version too. I have decided to approach this challenge in a different way than most. I am trying to make my entries a reverse challenge to the reader by asking them to guess what story my plot summary is about. / CREATION INFORMATION Medium: Writing – Flash Fiction, Summary. Tools: Microsoft Word, My Brain/Imagination, and this book. Topic: Summary. / BUBBLE HISTORY 07/24/08 – Entry to Flash Fiction’s July 2nd Challenge
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comments that PISS ME OFF
by pauldrobertsonI AM a master. ARE YOU?
i wonder how i can be of the same species when we do not share planets
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Understand
by Vulcan Spark StudiosUnderstanding is like a fountain of life / for those who have it, / Deliverance is like magic,
Abstract or not / Moksh is the hindi word meaning liberation or salvation
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Find
by Vulcan Spark StudiosThey say words deceive, / So now I am scared to write, / But then again, / Reality has nothing to do with what you perceive,
Ricknight- Find
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... ok , so I couldnt help myself … ya all know she had one of them right ? or am I the only one that thought that ….. hmmm I have a funny feeling this wont get featured on the home page anytime soon :) lol .. but I thought it was funny :) / hope you do too detail / /
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Tittles to dot the eyes...two Glyphs.
by montdragonoh back to the reverie…quick lets exit this penis head before the vagina closes in.
I could have written this with an Elizabethan style but well I prefer my run on style and too many flourishes of “thou” and “me thinks” would have been too taxing. Besides that would be a travesty and this is an out loud though with and inside spelunking inside the cavernous cavern of the echo of the thought of that little voice trying to scream “danger danger” but the two at the bar are totally oblivious and thinking separate thoughts just like men and women always do…the yin that yang’s yenning yang for yin…this is a farce…how about a drink and a quick decision? / Reader indulge me…read this like…I can’t say it…it would be blasphemy…hum like well in an Elizabethan style…with one of those great voices and of course feel free to like punctuate and other stuff…I have no idea why so many folks get panty knots your brain will automatically do the punctuation and other stuff…?
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about "The Corporation"
by VanSnuGIt had to be on the April Fool’s Day that I realized … . / .. / ... *WHAT has fucked us from behin…
It had to be on the April Fool’s Day that I realized … . / .. / ... WHAT has fucked us from behind while we sucked its poison lollipops that enlarger our own ASSets while we’re blindfolded by its razzle dazzle. ... / .. / . Fuck! I wish I knew sooner than being a fool on the April Fool’s Day 2009.
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A Triple Feature! 2 June!
by taicheMany many thanks to the following groups and the hosts that have chosen to share my wares! (and Hertsman). “Farcebook” was featured in…
Many many thanks to the following groups and the hosts that have chosen to share my wares! (and Hertsman). “Farcebook” was featured in LEFT WING VALUES AND PO… / about 7 hours ago “The main thing” was featured in LEFT WING VALUES AND PO… / about 7 hours ago “Kitsch Kat Pastel” was featured in Cards for Everyday (Wit… / about 3 hours ago
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The Ugly Insurance Saga Continues
by joan warburton“In eight states and the District of Columbia, being the victim of domestic violence is considered a pre-existing condition by insurance …
“In eight states and the District of Columbia, being the victim of domestic violence is considered a pre-existing condition by insurance companies.” Another unbelievable reason to not pay a claim: read here This is just incredibly wrong!
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The Ugly Insurance Saga Continues
by joanw“In eight states and the District of Columbia, being the victim of domestic violence is considered a pre-existing condition by insurance …
“In eight states and the District of Columbia, being the victim of domestic violence is considered a pre-existing condition by insurance companies.” Another unbelievable reason to not pay a claim: read here This is just incredibly wrong!
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Lost due to incompetence! Surreal Digital Painting / Photoshop
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The Hourglass of Foolishness
by JaneSolomonToday I will excise my heart / From the dangers of the sleeve / No more to live upon the ledge / In tearful hopeless longing / This painful m…
MCN: C6CDG-R6F7A-C912N
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