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• Blown Away!!
  by Macky

  I would like to share with all my friends and watchers this wonderful news this Monday morning. I received a bmail from Mundy Hackett in…

  I would like to share with all my friends and watchers this wonderful news this Monday morning. I received a bmail from Mundy Hackett informing me that my Cape Dwarf Chameleon II had won 1st place in the May 2008 Natural Developments Group competition. I would like to thank all who voted for me and I would also like to congratulate all the runners up. Last but not least a hearty thanks to Mundy for running and managing such a wonderful group, thanks to RB for the voucher and the honour of having this image in the 2009 Calendar. Kind regards to all Macky

• Feature!!
  by Macky

  A huge thank you to the group moderators of Reptiles and Amphibians ...

  A huge thank you to the group moderators of Reptiles and Amphibians for featuring my work, thank you to all my friends and watchers too.

• 1:1 Feature
  by Macky

  I was pleased to find my Cape Dwarf Chameleon featured in the …

  I was pleased to find my Cape Dwarf Chameleon featured in the 1:1 Macro Photography Group Thanks to the hosts/moderators for making this possible. Kind regards Macky

• it wasn't a dwarf
  by Yasemin Sumner

  The house was more like half a cottage. / The kind real estate people call cosy. The kind where you drop a pen and it rolls along crooked …

  The house was more like half a cottage. / The kind real estate people call cosy. The kind where you drop a pen and it rolls along crooked floorboards, maybe slips down a crack. / My sister, she saw a man walk into my bedroom once. He opened the door and walked right in. Dropped his workbag to the floor. Shrugged out of his heavy overalls. She heard the thud of his workboots as he kicked them off. / It was always cold in that room but I never saw him. / We were young in that house. Young enough to smoke and watch arthouse films until dawn. / There was a tiny courtyard. We filled it with furniture and made it our summer room. There was even a wardrobe pushed up along side the window we kept costumes in. / My sister, she looked up one night from David Lynch and she saw a dwarf. An evil little man, with his face in the shadows perched right on top of the wardrobe. Not grinning. Just watching. / She covered her eyes, she counted to ten, twenty, as long as it took for him to be gone when she looked back. Just as long as she didn’t have to see him watching. / She peeked. / Yassy? / Her tone pierced the smoky fog. I looked over at her wet eyes. / Could you please look out the window? / I looked. / Into our summer room. / I saw a man. / No longer crouching but sitting on the wardrobe. / Full sized. / I saw his red checked jacket. / Full sized. / His face in the shadows. / Full sized. / His pale pocked thighs gleaming in the dark and what he tugged on between them. / Not quite full sized. / After the screams, we took after him with a steel capped Doc Marten / each. / The police raised eyebrows at our giggles and said they didn’t do those kind of line-ups. / We locked the doors. / We slept together that night in my cold room. / My sister, as she drifted off, she hogged more of the blankets and whispered she was glad, so glad that it hadn’t been a dwarf.

• Pack of little dogs.
  by Dr Woo

  I want to meet the horde of hungry dwarfs that live inside my guts, / and tell them all the gains of fruit and nuts, I want to meet the…

  I want to meet the horde of hungry dwarfs that live inside my guts, / and tell them all the gains of fruit and nuts, I want to meet the pack of little dogs that live inside my brain, / to feed them treats and let them off the chain, I want to meet the band of thespians that leech around my heart, / and gently let them down about the part, I want to meet the grumpy senior cit that lives inside my bowel, / and slap him on the bare arse with a towel.

• A new page
  by rynoki

  A bit of a sweep and clean. / Mid week bordem has set in early. / Ahh. I want to eat some lollies. / I want to sleep late. / Said the giant m…

  A bit of a sweep and clean. / Mid week bordem has set in early. / Ahh. I want to eat some lollies. / I want to sleep late. / Said the giant mechanical midget on the shelf long ago. / “I hunger.” / Jeez I love hot chips. / Jesus built my hotrod. Great track. / It’s the promise of a new day. Oh Paula Abdul you sexy thick thighed love goddess of the early 1990’s. Come sit by the fire. Join me. I have reserved a placemat for you. And don’t forget to use the coaster.

• Norman Lovett Slideshow
  by Tanya Housham

  Just got home from a great night of comedy. Gainsborough is a fair distance from London, so we can forgive Norman and his crew for ar…

  Just got home from a great night of comedy. Gainsborough is a fair distance from London, so we can forgive Norman and his crew for arriving a little late! The compere was Andrew O’Neill. Some of his humour went over my head, but I found most of it funny, and he seems like a nice guy! When Norman came on, we were asked to move closer, so me and Andy got front seats. Norman has a series of slides which goes paralell with his observational humour, and it was well worth the ticket price. Also got an autograph and a blurry photo of Andy with him taken from his phone. Against my daughter’s advice I left the camera at home thinking there wouldn’t be an opportunity to use it! PS. Norman was Holly the computer in Red Dwarf.

• Iabd Thedow
  by McNurgle

  I / Am / Become / Death THE / Destroyer / Of / Worlds. “We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried…

  I / Am / Become / Death THE / Destroyer / Of / Worlds. “We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, “Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.” I suppose we all thought that one way or another.” / -J. Robert Oppenheimer So said Robert O when he popped the worlds’ nuclear bomb cherry. Strange to think that some scientists thought the bomb would burn up all the worlds oxygen. Who knows, that may still happen. So Iabd (Pronounced ‘Ibid’ which was a nice play on meaning too) was my first D&D character. A dwarf fighter that picked up a magical +3 battle axe around level 4. I still remember the gasp from the table when the axe was identified by the mage dutifully swallowing the goldfish. +3!!!! OMG. The axe had a funny quirk that any blood was absorbed into it. No cleaning needed! Of course I was suspicious. But +3! And of course, I knew my DM (Huw mate, I hope you’re Ok where ever you are.) had a thing for the Elric books. Hmmm, didn’t Elric have a Friend-slayer sword? And yes, Blood-Drinker was slowly turning Iabd evil. This is a Games Workshop miniature that I’ve paited poorly. Photographed poorly. Digitally mucked about with poorly. But this reminds me of a time when beer was cheap and good times rolled around weekly. [ Ibid (Latin, short for “ibidem”, “the same place”) is the term used to provide an endnote or footnote citation or reference for a source that was cited in the last endnote or footnote. It is similar in meaning to idem, abbreviated “Id. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibid ]