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• Who are you ?
  by Darren Sharp

  If you can start the day without caffeine, / If you can get going without pep pills, / If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pa…

  If you can start the day without caffeine, / If you can get going without pep pills, / If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, / If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, / If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, / If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, / If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, / If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him, / If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, / If you can conquer tension without medical help, / If you can relax without liquor, / If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, / Then you are probably the family dog!!!!!!

• free drinks on me...
  by navybrat

  coz my work: / !http://images-2.redbubble.net/img/art/border:blackwithdetail/product:laminated-print/size:large/view:preview/1807420-2-par…

  coz my work: / / party time is one of the featured works in / Food for thought / thanks bunches to the group’s awesome hosts… / check ‘em out.. / AllyL / and / Melissa Park / hugs to you both!!

• White with Two
  by Stephen Mitchell

  For those who spend all night on the internet (and mostly here on Redbubble.com), this should be a welcoming view … +*Loads of Coffee:...

  For those who spend all night on the internet (and mostly here on Redbubble.com), this should be a welcoming view … Loads of Coffee: For those who have their coffee on the drive to work, you might recognise this view:

• S**t, It’s that time of the year again.
  by Anthony Hedger

  It’s that time of the year again guys and for me, well I get a little sad. Yes that’s right it is going to happen on Wednesday of this w…

  It’s that time of the year again guys and for me, well I get a little sad. Yes that’s right it is going to happen on Wednesday of this week and I don’t know whether I’ll be able to handle it this time. Let me explain. It was exactly 54 years ago this Wednesday the 10th September, when something out of the ordinary happened. I say out of the ordinary because yes, you may have guessed it, ANTHONY WAYNE HEDGER, me, was born. My mum and dad took one look at me and for the briefest of moments thought about keeping the afterbirth and getting rid of me. They knew I’d be trouble from the word go as even at a few minutes old I stole the doctors steterscope. I couldn’t spell it then and still can’t, LOL. Well he wasn’t going to shove that cold thing up my arse no sir no way. So I hid it in my over large nappy / diaper and I am sure he wasn’t going to look in there for it especially because I had a surprise waiting for him. I mean I haven’t been to the toilet for nine months so I had to let it out eh? Anyway, Mum and dad got me home in an ice cream van of all things. I mean how embarrassing for poor little old me to arrive in our street with people coming to the window and asking for a 99. So I let one rip and the smell put them off their ice cream, good job done if you ask me. So will I be able to cope? Yes of course I will and you all are invited to have a VIRTUAL DRINK with me to celebrate me coming into this world. If I had had my way back then I might have tried to have gone back inside if I knew what I knew now. Cheers. Tony

• SALE - 'kinnie' as a card !! WHO BOUGHT IT ???
  by Suzanne German

  Hey – good morning everybody and to whomever bought a card of my image ‘kinnie’ a big THANKS !!!!! It has made my morning (since it s…

  Hey – good morning everybody and to whomever bought a card of my image ‘kinnie’ a big THANKS !!!!! It has made my morning (since it started out badly). / Why did it start out badly? / I went for a run beside the gorgeous River Cam, at the end of my street. Beautiful crisp morning perfect day for it. / I was really getting into the swing of it, warmed up and enjoying the cold air and feeling energized, and then, bang! hurt my left calf, had to stop and walk home. Quite slowly! So coming to my RedBubble activity overview to find I’ve made a sale has really cheered me up!!! So – Who purchased it I wonder? THANKS AGAIN WHOEVER YOU ARE!!! / Suzanne x here is what it looks like:-

• Punched in the face
  by Samuel Durkin

  That’s right the artist spends everyday struggling with art, trying to make something worthwhile, then on a night out meets the un-cultur…

  That’s right the artist spends everyday struggling with art, trying to make something worthwhile, then on a night out meets the un-cultured person who has a dark and possibly psychotic attitude to artists. Not your average moron this time, but a partial physicist no less. One however that cannot handle the fact I do not care about monetary wealth but care more for art. He decides to spend an hour insulting me in an attempt to rile me to aggression. sure I eventually decide, I do not like him much and insult him back and state that I believe my art is at least as important as his science he eventually looses his cool and punches me full in the face. I take it. I’m a large guy, 6’ 3” and know from experience I can hurt people if i fight back, So i just take the punch and stand my ground. He though throws another and I take that one too, but still do not move or even react. By now the night club I’m in people decide to join my side, as I am evidently not the aggressor and many of them know me. and he’s kicked out. I haven’t faced this level of aggression since my early twenties and then i may have bothered throwing a punch back, but I’m older and wiser and feel my calm response is a growth and strength. And maybe it even proves art and culture is better than science and money :) I at least get to paint naked ladies and create things people will treasure and he gets to look for invisible partials that could destroy the world. I know which I think is the better life and more worthwhile, and don’t need to hti people to find prove it.

• A few pics from the Melbourne RB Xmas Drinkathon
  by earthairfire

  Had my dodgy point and shoot, so apologies for the terrible images – it clearly has nothing to with my skill, or alcohol consumed… ...

  Had my dodgy point and shoot, so apologies for the terrible images – it clearly has nothing to with my skill, or alcohol consumed… Dancing Bear: / Facebook style selfpic: / Further ideation: / The mighty John: / Look at me and my big fancy camera grrr: / Thanks for an awesome night, guys. Apologies there are not more shots – I’m up ib Brizzy stuck on dial up!! aaarrgghhhh Have a fab xmas – see you all in 2008! Tim

• All Things Coffee challenge win
  by metrognome

  so, apparently, my shot, morning wisp, won the inaugural challenge in the All Things Coffee Group [ http://www.redbubble.com/groups/all-t…

  so, apparently, my shot, morning wisp, won the inaugural challenge in the All Things Coffee Group [ http://www.redbubble.com/groups/all-things-coffee ] a very humble but emphatic ‘thank you’ to all who voted. there was some truly excellent competition. well done everyone. Woohoo! next stop, world domination!...and by domination i mean living together in peaceful harmony.

• *My Intervention*
  by Kara Rountree

  Last night, upon entering my living room, my entire family was there to greet me. I immediately sensed a disturbance in my world. I r…

  Last night, upon entering my living room, my entire family was there to greet me. I immediately sensed a disturbance in my world. I recognized the setting even though this scenario had never occurred for me before. It was an intervention. “OH MY GOD,” I thought to myself, as I became more nervous wondering what the hell I did to deserve this sort of attention. “Had I been drinking too much?” “NAH, that can’t be it.” I thought quickly as they swarmed to block my escape route to the stairs. Then a man in the back spoke. He said, “Your family is worried. They don’t spend much time with you anymore. They feel that RedBubble is like crack.” “WHAT?” laughing. “Crack? – you are absurd,” I barked at them all. My mind circled now… / Were they insane? I know that I have been spending the last month consumed in “the bubble,” but I didn’t think that was a problem. I desperately tried to explain that in the bubble I feel inspired to create. When I read the motivational words of my fellow artists it feeds my continued desire to better myself. In the “real” world the normal folks don’t understand what it takes to create each piece. So, to hear praise from fellow artists it means more than the others. The bubble fuels my desire to display work publicly, though I am not doing it today. My fear has always been “those” people and their critique of my work. The bubble is safe for me. It feels good. That is when my family said, “So, Kara… this doesn’t sound like RedBubble Crack to you?” “Well, now that I have explained it out loud – I guess it does.” I offered to my family that I would see if RedBubble would host some RB Anonymous Forums for all of us that are RB Addicts (joke). My family didn’t find this funny AT ALL. The intervention did end well. I admit I am an RB addict! (You say: Hi Kara!) I am proud of it. I want to thank each and every one of you that has left me positive feedback, those of you who have chosen a piece as your favorite, or have added me to your watchlist.

• Friday Night
  by Hayley Lees

  Oh it’s Friday night and i feel like going out an drinking whiskey and dancing to a rock ‘n’ roll band, dressing in black and wearing my …

  Oh it’s Friday night and i feel like going out an drinking whiskey and dancing to a rock ‘n’ roll band, dressing in black and wearing my big fuck-off boots … but due to the sensible gene that seems to kick in once you get over about 25, i was talked out of it … so now just going to have a cup of tea watch the ABC and go to bed … OH MY GOD what happend !!! I think I’ll have earl grey …

• Exhibition opening
  by sasufi

  come along tomorrow night for free drinks !!!

  come along tomorrow night for free drinks !!!

• Another sale
  by Samuel Durkin

  Thank you to who ever bought the print of surrendering to life...

  Thank you to who ever bought the print of surrendering to life It paid for my evening out, for which I thank you most kindly.

• Shirty07 Tshirt market event! Everybody come!
  by Billmund

  In case some of you didn’t know, I am a part of a collective/label called Filthy Panda with fellow pandas Willo and Burnsy. A trio of goo…

  In case some of you didn’t know, I am a part of a collective/label called Filthy Panda with fellow pandas Willo and Burnsy. A trio of good mates who share a love for art+design+fashion, we make shirts. And all of our shirts are of course printed by the fine folks at Redbubble, big thanks go to Ed Redman who sorted us out in time for the event! Filthy Panda will be at Shirty07 on SATURDAY, selling their swag and swilling beers. Shirty07 is a new not-for-profit design initiative – a market selling only t-shirts. It’s an event that fuses fashion with art, music with culture; where guests can purchase unique t-shirt designs direct from independent designers, enjoy live music and chill out at the bar with a drink! At least that’s what it says on the flyer, all shirts are capped at $69 so everything is kept accessable. The flyer also says : The first Shirty will be held on SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 15TH / Midday 2 Midnight / At the Newtown Neighbourhood Centre / 1 Bedford Street Newtown (opposite the train station) www.shirty07.com Shirty07 will seriously be sick, and you’re all invited! Hope to see you there, With love, The Filthy Panda team. xo!

• Phases of the moon, in blue.
  by Ozcloggie

  Hic! I like the challenges, here, on Redbubble....

  Hic! I like the challenges, here, on Redbubble. Good on you, Derid

• 50 things about me you might not know or even want to know!! womans point of view
  by RoxyLust

  1. Do you like blue cheese? / I Cant Say Ive Try’d It.. 2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? / Yes… Faaaaar Tooo Much :P 3. Do …

  1. Do you like blue cheese? / I Cant Say Ive Try’d It.. 2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? / Yes… Faaaaar Tooo Much :P 3. Do you own a gun? / I Have A Water Gun… Does That Count? :S 4 What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? / Is Sonic a Pub? If so Ill Just Pretend its Solid Rock Cafe and Say Jack Ds 5 Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? / No i Go That Often :p .6 Do you like hot-dogs? / Love hot dogs with Fried onions and Kethcup sauce 7. Favorite Christmas Song? / I hate Xmas :| / Humbug.. 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? / IRN BRU 9. Can you do push-ups? / LMAO HELL NO! think i can do 1? 10. What’s your favourite meal? / :) Chicken Fried Rice :D 11. What’s your favourite piece of jewellery? / my dog coller cant go out without it on think it keeps my head on lmao! 12. Favorite hobby? / Photography, painting,wind surfing 13. Do you work with people who idolize you? / lmao,pmsl,rofl!!!! dont know anyany? 14. Name a trait that you hate about yourself? / I care wat ppl think far too much / 15. What’s your middle name? / i dont have one:( if i did it be fanfuckintastic!:P 16. Name 3 thoughts at this moment: / Why hasnt my m8 called yet:S / im hungry:( / i need a cig :| 17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday: / bus fair, chocolate:) , IRNBRU 18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. / coffee,IRNBRU,milk 19. Current worry right now? / money >:| 20. Current hate right now? / money and men :P 21. Favorite place to be? / Sunbathin on a beach with a a cocktail :) 22. How did you bring in New Years? / in the pub dont even remeber the count down:P / 23. Favorite place to go? / FIFE 24. What is your most recurring dream? / BEING A ROCKSTAR:S 25. Introvert or extrovert? / extrovert! 26. What color shirt are you wearing? / black tee / 27. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? / OOOO yes :) 28. Can you whistle? / yes i can but not very gd lol 29. Favorite colour(s)? / black and white 30. Would you be a pirate? / YARRRR!!! 31. What songs do you sing in the shower? / :) wat evers on :) 32. Favorite girl’s name? / Ebony 33. Favorite boy’s name? / ROBERT-DYLAN 34. Who is your loudest friend? / not sure im the loudest so i alwyas drown everyone else:P 35. What’s in your pocket right now? / my mobile and my camera 36. Last thing that made you laugh? / not sure somthing to do with lee rambiling on? had the giggles lastnite:P 37. Bed sheets as a child? / huh? ofcourse i have bed sheets? 38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? / :S ive had that many lol.. 39. Do you love where you live? / HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hellll no! 40. How many TV’s are in your house? / 2 TVS 41. What is your worst habit? / FORGETTING TO SLEEP :( 42. How many dogs do you have? / none at the moment , but looking / really wud love a huskie:D 43. Does someone have a crush on you? / Too many :| / 44. Do you own slippers? / my doc martins:P 45. What is your favorite book? / A child Called It 46. What is your favorite candy? / any thing chocolate:D 47. What is your favorite sports team? / ummmmmmmmm…. shrugs shoulders 48. What song do you want played at your funeral? / NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS AND ROSES :D 49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? / In my m8s with the giggles:P 50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? / “ROBBIE BACK TO BED! ITS ONLY 6 IN THE F MORNING!!!!” THAT JUST TOOK 5MINS OF MY LIFE :|

• Christmas Drinks!
  by Gallery 26

  Join us for Christmas Drinks…Saturday 22nd December from 6pm BYO alcohol and we will supply the nibblies. It’s a great location ov…

  Join us for Christmas Drinks…Saturday 22nd December from 6pm BYO alcohol and we will supply the nibblies. It’s a great location overlooking the harbour, and minutes walk from both Milsons Point Ferry and the Train Station. Gallery 26 / 26 Alfred St Milsons Point

• Taco Bell and vodka for dinner today
  by Jeffrey Sinnock

  Now theres a mix for ya one is fattening and the other one makes you not care. tried to fix one of my fn printers today even Epson didn’t…

  Now theres a mix for ya one is fattening and the other one makes you not care. tried to fix one of my fn printers today even Epson didn’t know what was wrong with it after I called. there comment was “we will have one of our techs get back to you on Tuesday”. I thought to my self yeah right,but who knows maybe pigs do fly. The Tacos were well tacos from taco bell, the Vodka on the other hand was tasty if you ever have the chance to find “crater Lake” buy some the best I have ever had real smoooooth. The only photography I did today was scan a sliced tomato,check it out looks pretty tasty. sure hope something sells here quick,I know I have nice pics but it is frustrating when I have 5 sites are displaying my work and only one is selling it. And thats stock work which doesn’t make me rich by any means,but I guess it gets my name out there. well it is off to make some toast nad pour some more Vodka join me won’t you. / I have to look for a job too,I guess it is time since I haven’t worked since last November 2006 after I shattered my right leg after I fell off my roof backwards. But it is nice not having to work but it is time I get off my butt and looked. Thats I need to get all these sites selling my work so all I have to do is travel and shot pics. ok it’s time for burnt toast yummers it rocks.

• 16.05.08 Launched Ozlat Website
  by ozlat

  I’ve been somewhat departed from RedBubble the last couple of weeks as I’ve been thinking about how I want my website....

  I’ve been somewhat departed from RedBubble the last couple of weeks as I’ve been thinking about how I want my website to look and what sort of content I want to add. I opted for something different, hope you like the stripped back look. Make sure you watch the video on the homepage as it’s a killer song, and a killer video, and a killer website all round. On other news I enrolled in a course on how to attract customers, so in essence becoming the hunted as opposed to the hunter. I would highly recommend it as the principles can be applied to any business, whether bricks and mortar or online. So here are 7 free videos you should view and start implementing for short and long term results. And last but not least, after many different people approaching me to join a network marketing company, I finally did join one that I felt comfortable with. I don’t want to go into detail but you can check the Verve website and see what it is. If you do have an inkling to join as a member, don’t do it until you watch the 7 free videos (above).

• check out these awesome photographs!
  by sunset

  anti gravity / denis darzacq and “I throw myself at men” / “lilly …

  anti gravity / denis darzacq and “I throw myself at men” / lilly mcelroy god, this is so inspiring. I wish I d done it myself-it’s not like the thought hadn’t crossed my mind-but the last time I took a photo in a supermarket was 1994… (and they were great! I don’t know if my sister would still still two humungous balls of wool up her top and pretend to dance with them, but I have evidence on film that she once did!) plus, someone who must’ve read my mind as a kid. I was an architect in year 3 and designed houses like this! (of course, much planning, didn’t decide to be one officially in adulthood/do all the study) I went further-the water feature out front came inside and in places there was like glass over the top you could walk on and see them below. Plus a sunken lounge area with a pond feature! here are the designs some made for real

• Inflatable palm trees and hula mayhem.
  by Michelle Dry

  Well as it turns out it is the first weekend in August and that means that it is the annual fancy dress pub crawl in wimborne, Dorset. Th…

  Well as it turns out it is the first weekend in August and that means that it is the annual fancy dress pub crawl in wimborne, Dorset. The preparation on the previous day was slightly hampered by the accidental naked Jenny day. This was actually an accident but distracted many from the fancy dress cause. Let me explain…. Friday is a day where you wear your own clothes to work. Jenny cleverly wore a skin coloured halter neck which resulted in everyone (the men) doing a double take at her. Numerous men diverted their usual routes to the photocopier (they never use the photocopier so it raised suspicions) weilding pieces of paper so they could sneak a peak. Since she has long hair that also added to the lady godiva look that she so perfectly embodied. In the next week I intend to do a shoot with horsey hoppers, there were comments about the practicality of creating an office based Godiva spectacle using the said horsey hoppers. Jenny was none too affected by the creative ideas that flowed thick and fast. Instead she continued her internet hunt for teas mades. This is the girl who has just considered buying a five man tent and said ‘great a five man tent, four men and me…’ / When asked in an important meeting ‘does anyone have anything important to raise,’ / she lifted her hand and said ‘yes I would like a raise.’ / Brilliant! That is why I love working! So back to the Hula mayhem. / The first rule of the pub crawl is to look ridiculous in whatever clothing fits the theme. This year it was hula. And hula it was. A mass of grass skirts, numerous garlands, bikinis and plenty of fleshy revelations…. And that was just the boys. The second rule is to drown your liver. / So in essence the aim of this pub crawl is to get battered, which I find particularly arduous because I don’t drink, but get intoxicated on the atmosphere. So in the first pub it was obvious that drinking was course of the day. Already a level of surreal had graced the group in the form of a giant inflatable palm tree. Wimborne does not have any naturally, so embellishment was more than necessary. Obviously the locals are aware of our annual antics so don’t look up from their tiddily winks games. Although there was a slight ripple of interest when six girls rode the palm tree down the highstreet in time. There was a unity in the timing as they all called one, two, one, two, one two…. Stop. Ready, one two… etc. Still there were a few raised eyebrows rather than participation. In the mean time one of the girls who had drunk a little too fast thought it appropriate to fall flat on her face in the pub. No one even responsed. SHe just laid face down, grass skirt everywhere, a shell bikini shifted and a husband who ordered her another drink. The third rule is to partake in drunken sporting games using props. The second pub had a large Garden, it is known as the olive branch. This is where we hold our sporting events. Last year I won a medal for the wheel barrow race. This year I was not so high up in the hula athletics… I thought I would give the others a chance…. Well that was my excuse! So hula it was. It was a HULA -OFF! The rules of hula in a hula hoop are as follows: two people hula off. They have to keep the hula hoop in motion for at least five seconds. Whoever lasts the longest wins. Unfortunately five seconds in unpracticed hula is not that easy, especially when a number of the particapants have consumed at least five pints already. Still it was a beautiful spectacle and the prize was a bag of Haribo. Obviously the pub garden became an international forum with numerous tourists being invited into the games… Suspiciously it turned out that the winners were a couple. Both had the moves and the motions which made the rest of the party question their bedroom antics… Darling you want an early night? / ‘Shall I get the hula hoop?’ / Just a slight smile and a wink. Later into the evening the palm tree began to deflate, I wondered whether it was symbolic of the participants livers. Still we went to a pub where a man sang on a microphone at the top of his lungs. His usual audience would have probably been two old people with hearing aids and a dog. The dog was less likely to have such a device…. Still if it could put its paws in its ears it would have. So with the numerous songs being barraged at us the group did the best they could and dnaced their little hearts out. Obviously a few stragglers could not cope and had to pop outside every once in a while. It turns out some were being ill in a bush, but still they returned refreshed and danced on the tables. It made the singers night! In the corner, Grant, the most famous party maker of our group was doing his best to inflate the palm tree. However he was unaware that every time he filled one end it seemed out of the other. That was because his ‘pal’ kept releasing the valve. Grant never did work it out. Still the slight deflation must have helped him when he got jammed in a telephone box with the tree. The last part of the evening was amusing when we attempted to get into a pub but had to hide the palm tree. Drunken logic ruled and the group tried to hide the large inflatable palm tree up one of the hulars t-shirt. Obviously the bouncers would not notice a large inflatable palm tree partly covered by a t-shirt. Obviously the excuse that he had a growth could be made. Thing is bouncers are generally quite switched on. In this case they let it go. The night turned into a major hula dancing event where we all demonstrated out hula moves, hip dislocation was imminent. Still it was fun until I realised that long grass skirts are not practical for toilet visits. It turned out some of the other girls had anticipated this and had velcro quick release grass skirts. I was not so lucky and managed to leave the bathroom with the grass skirt firmly tucked in my knickers… It isn’t the most comfortable position to be in. It is also awkward for people to help you out. especially when the grass is curious and exits through the underwears leg. Anyway I am sure you can work that out yourselves… So as with all things such an evening has to come to an end. Of course Hawaiin pizzas were needed, this was accompanied by numerous illogical banter. ‘My palm tree is my palm tree but it is a deflated palm tree, so how where do I get coconuts? / Also why it is when men are drunk they often dance like they are martial artists? I have never worked that one out… Anyway one particularly odd quote of the evening from one of the prim young ladies: ‘I just want to experience Hula in my mouth’. I suggested that they never say that out loud again. She recoiled when she realised what she had said…. She then stuffed her pizza in her mouth to prove a point… An evening of sheer fun and mayhem was had by all.

• Drinking and Drawing
  by margodalia

  So, I will blame my misadventures last night on getting a drawing done for a client. There’s a funky little bar i’ve been going to since …

  So, I will blame my misadventures last night on getting a drawing done for a client. There’s a funky little bar i’ve been going to since before i could even drink… just to hang out and draw. Over the years it turned into more beer than drawing, which is kinda sad. I knocked off work early yesterday, and painted for a few hours at a Haunted House (more like 5 acres of all sorts of cool stuff). Used bug spray this round too- although I hate chemicals, I hate the fact that I got eaten alive by chiggers on sunday more. Well, I got finished waaaay before I had planned to, so I figured,” what the hell, I’ll head up to Icehouse and finish up some drawings.” / Sat out on the porch, enjoyed the beautiful day, the inspiring surroundings, and more beer than is healthy for anyone. I knew I had too much when I could no longer use my little knife for sharpening my pencils. As it turns out, I probably had too much long before my uncoordination became noticeable to me. / I did finish the drawing, plus a few more, hence my most recent additions on this site. I don’t think I will be drinking again for quite a long time, though.

• Apparently it was a Goblin.
  by Michelle Dry

  Before I tell you this story… I told this at work the other day and they weren’t just astounded their jaws fell sooooo far that there w…

  Before I tell you this story… I told this at work the other day and they weren’t just astounded their jaws fell sooooo far that there was silence for a long period of time… So be prepared. This is real and this is what happened to one of my friends… The other morning my friend Ben woke up in the morning to find his house mate Simon covered in scratches and his face bleeding. When Ben questioned Simon what happened to him he said the Goblin got him. Right, the Goblin. Of course Ben was concerned because his housemate was reknown for smoking stuff and drinking. Anyway later on Ben and the other house mates heard banging from their downstairs cupboard… Obviously curious the group opened the door to find a rather small person (midget) tied up. When they freed him the little guy, who was freaked out said that Simon had tried to kill him. Once the small guy had left the housemates quizzed Simon; this is what happened… Simon had been smoking and drinking and felt a little peckish, he decided to visit the petrol station late at night to get some food. Whilst in the Petrol station the small guy had come in… Simon, convinced the small guy was a Goblin waited outside the petrol station for the ‘right moment’ and grabbed the guy. Yes really grabbed him and said ‘right Goblin you’re coming with me…. Well the small guy feared for his life and struggled. Simone was not having any of it. Took him home and tied him up with his climbing rope. He then said to the small guy, ‘there is only one place for a Goblin and that is in a cupboard.’ So the small guy remained there all night whilst Simon slept off his poisions. When the housemates quizzed Simon he said ‘it was his own fault for looking like a Goblin. Unfortunately now Simon has been charged with kidnapping. Moral of the story: do not mistake height challenged people for Goblins because it has life changing re-percussions. And for those shorter people reading this, please do not be offended, I do not know what the politically correct term for smaller person who is nor very tall is… Michelle

• The Exchange Bar
  by tweek

  Hey, due to childish antics on spluuurt Myspace, I’ve been asked to create a new website for my second home (the Exchange Bar in Bradfo…

  Hey, due to childish antics on spluuurt Myspace, I’ve been asked to create a new website for my second home (the Exchange Bar in Bradford.) / Please let me know what you think. The Xchange Bar

• The Amersham Trophy!
  by pinkstinks

  This is an invitation to Brisvegas Bubblers! You are invited to the latest exhibition by ProppaNOW aboriginal artists collective / “The…

  This is an invitation to Brisvegas Bubblers! You are invited to the latest exhibition by ProppaNOW aboriginal artists collective / “The Amersham Trophy” / Opening 6pm Friday 3rd August / 2 Amersham St / West End. Please join us for drinks and a sad farewell to our studio and a welcome to the new residents Radio station 98.9 fm (Formally 4AAA) The Amersham Trophy features artworks by : / Richard Bell, Vernon Ahkee, Gordon Hookey, Laurie Nilsen, Jennifer Herd, Bianca Beetson, Tony Albert & Andrea Fisher.