It is tough country out beyond Gundagai; not many trees, low hills and thin grass. In summer the place is all glare and dust. In winter t…
It makes the tough decisions of the city look pretty easy.
Sharp Suit,Sharp lies / Got that gleam in his eye, / Corporate take over in mind, / Stride in with a clever fight, / Cause you are No.1 and k…
I ‘dislike’ the corporate attitude towards the general population..i hope you do too !
I am loved unconditionally from morning till night / Whether it is my little Sophia or one of my birds in flight / My Shih Tzu, Sophi…
Before buying a cat, dog or bird, check with your local shelters….these animals / need homes….they are suffering….you will never find any pet that is more thankful / and loving than one that has been abandoned, abused or left in a shelter…
They will never love you / the way that you love them / He will never hurt for you / the way you hurt for him
Being the proud owner of two pit bulls, I’m shocked and sickened by what some heartless cowards will do to an animal who lives and breathes only to please them. I wrote this to express just a little bit of my feelings about the epidemic of dog fighting in this sad country.
IF YOU DON’T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. …
We all need a good laugh given the stresses we deal with daily / about our personal and collective fears. It is important for everyone, especially our creative community to Laugh often, long and loud. Never take guilt trips. Take a trip to the market or a foreign country, but Not to where the guilt is. This is a list on aging and other important tips about coping with life in the new millennium.Reading the irreverent George Carlin and other satiric comics is one way I deal with stress. Writing a bibliography for artists to facilitate the creative process would include books and quotes by humorists from Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks routine of the “Old Man” to Lily Tomlin’s many characters like the inimitable Ernestine and more currently Adam Sandler’s audio on the importance of the F word. You may not enjoy dark humor, but since I enjoy a range of comedy including Susan Msork’s quotes when she visits her “pondering pool,” I think everyone will find something funny in some of the witty and brilliant humor that has caused millions of people to LAUGH until they gasp throughout the decades. Laughing builds endorphins and is a great way to manage stress, psychological and physical pain. Using humor in therapy is very important and several books have been written on the subject. I have not yet unleashed the full range of my humor, but I have several unusual and unique concepts to reveal including who is the REAL Santa Claus, discontinued dolls like Barbie’s sister Skipper winding her arm to suddenly enter puberty, Billy and Carlos dolls, Mommy’s having twins, Magic Earring Ken in a Barbie box among many other dolls and toys that have become classics. Since I not only studied to become a Psychologist, I am also a Bogologist and will introduce my family of Boglins, rubbery puppets from the 80’s. You will meet my collection of weenie babies, Lillian, my dog Molly’s Grandwitch who appears in one photo in my series, Political Dogs, La Senora Belladona, our resident gypsy who has many interesting beauty tips to share with us and recently asked her closest friend Wanda, a gypsy turned hippie to teach her how to master reading tarot cards. The fact that Wanda is my dog Mikey’s Granny adds another sentimental journey for our family. Wanda arrives in Los Angeles Saturday to join our unusual family. You will meet Dwork, Vloob and Drool and their smaller cousins and the cult hero from the 50’s film, The Attack of the 50’ woman. I also have many useful tips to design a home to share with our animal companions, introducing “gentle-dogs” and barking luxury ladies. Dogs have managed to be taken seriously as customers. They are treated to luxury spas, massage, aromatherapy, sleep away camps, hotels that cater to canines and other luxuries that humans choose to give to their devoted animal companions rather than themselves.
Dead dogs can’t play ball / And dead dogs can’t go for “walkies” anymore, / You can’t teach a dead dog new tricks either / Of that you can b…
Silly poem that accompanies my short animation Dead Dogs Can’t… An attempt to tell children the reality of death and loss but in a humourous and sweet way. The poem is intended to be read aloud in a soft, maternal voice. In the animation this was narrated by my dear friend Elizabeth Kennedy. Dedicated to Foxy.
There’s a dalmatian in my lunchbox / And he’s got me hopping mad / Cos when I checked this morning / There was only bread and jam!
A short poem just for kids – would love to turn it into a picture book one day Thank you so much for all the feedback – I am feeling very humble and very touched so many of you have taken the time to both read and comment – Thank you! Now available as a poster / /
‘Angus McDougall Padric O’Toole?’ There was dead silence until a little voice piped up with ‘That’s him standing there wagging his tail, ...
A crisis has hit Ockerroo. / Joe Smithers is leaving town and taking his family with him. / Miss Milly Centerfold will be looking for another dog’s nose to survive the school’s numeracy problem. / Will doctor Matthieu Daltonio have a cure for parrots disease. / Clappers and Mulligan need to chat with one, Robert McHarry and enlighten the gent about the dangers of emu poo.
its in all that’s ever thought and every smile youve seen / in every tear you tasted and everywher…
a secret that everyone knows
When sighted persons view those who are blind, they commonly, do so with at least one of two stereotypes as their guideline: the first is…
My third byline, totally researched and written by me. With a wee bit of help from my sister Roberta, and Frieda the wavy-haired babe, in editing when I briefly got bogged down and went mad. The nicest thing is that I got an email from someone who is very dear to my heart, who is blind now, who said he appreciated it or liked it .. or . whatever. Anyway, if it can make a smart-arsed blind man happy, it must be good! lol
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him / and never say its not quite as good as his mothers ...then buy …
I cannot say what it is that compels me to react
I took some advice fromyou guys, toned down the anger a little, especially ,lol / Well this is another part, I just wanted to see if I can define the feelings of the man a little and give him a bit of back ground and structure. / I really can’t think of a poem, so I bullied something I could add on too, lol This bit is his contemplations about his beginnings, and as always please burn me with a torch or polish my ego, which ever one is true friends, I do appreciate your thoughts completly ; ) / Thanxz…....
Oh boy!! My mom is taking me for a ride today!! / I wonder… will we go to the park or maybe to the store to get a toy? / I am so happy. ...
Embarking on revelations of wisdom that had been generated from a thousand lives before / They peel away corrosive sorrow that coming wit…
this was hella fun to create.. I mean it. xox
pacing, porn and info commercials
“Ill have no Jim Carrey children.” I told her.
A little story of July 8th, 2009, as close to true as I could get it, my memory being what it is. This will probably be part of a larger story, that will be a novel some day, if I can help it and God is willing. And, for the Feminine Intent people: This is how I’m feeling, at the end of it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Featured in Feminine Intent (the group) about 9 hours ago, as of 9:48 pm, Arizona time, on 7-10-2009; as witnessed by the comment with notice of same.
And never piss off your dog. / Leave him sleeping where ever he lies / There could be a time when there’s no difference / Twixt your face an…
Inspired by a very sharp pecking incident this morning because I’d forgotten the chicken feed; an oversight quickly remedied this afternoon.
Nanna was bending and stretching in time with Simon le Bon, her plait swinging back and forth. Her green lycra leotard was dotted with sw…
It is December 1982 and Jo has spent the first 17 years of her life under parent’s rules. Her parents have her life mapped out for her: career as an accountant, marry a nice boy and graze with the other sheep. But, now she had finished her HSC, Jo wants to follow her passion—to be a mechanic. Jo’s best friends are her kelpie dog, Max, and Bev, her lively seventy year old Nanna who exercises to Duran Duran in her lime green legwarmers. With Nanna’s encouragement, Jo applies, via good old-fashioned snail mail, for a job as a mechanic in a small Victorian country town. Jo gets the job but forgets to mention she is a girl. Jo is amused when she arrives in Chickdale. The some-what wacky town is having a Chookfest, where the locals dress up as chickens and party. Jo meets her chauvinistic boss Mr Benson, who after some nagging by the town’s folk, gets the job and is on two weeks trial. The story follows Jo’s experiences at trade school, her passion for life and her love for an old Dodge.
(Or The Amazing Tale of the Dog with No Name!) Daniel had a spaniel dog / of very little brain, / so Danny found it difficult, / his hair…
Poem
On the same morning the local paper ran a story about a German bus-driver convicted of penetrating two golden retrievers, Kevin Miller ch…
*_false assumption for donkey’s years / barking up the wrong tree / we really are apples and oranges? / be out of our tree / time’s made a r…
Featured by Multiracial Beauty -03/10/09 Featured by Nirvana -24/09/09 Dedicated to… Over one million children under the age of sixteen died in the Holocaust – plucked from their homes and stripped of their childhoods, they lived and died during the dark years of the Holocaust and were victims of the Nazi regime …
Nagging thought of regret and woe / Memories I had long left to the past
To have a Black Dog on your back is Aussie slang for being depressed. / Depression is not an illness it is a natural reaction to the shit of life. If it gets to the point that it is affecting your being and life, see a good doctor. There are better therapies than anti-depresants. The most depressing thing to happen in Victoria after the Kennet government lost to labor, was to have Jeffery (F…ing) Kennet appointed to head Beyond Blue, a Depression awareness organisation … how depressing.. Dedicated to all those on RedBubble who have Black Dog Days.
little poodle …
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