father o father where do rainbows start? / well my little one, that there is an art! / rainbows are made by a magical thing / when we need rainbows we know who to ring! / rainbows are made from a magical cup / cool amber beer, drunk skulled and sup / and when the rain clouds leave oh what glee / out comes a rainbow in the gush of a pee .;.
Just a block of mind floating out there… / A piece of peace… / An unblocked nose in the path of life… / Dot dot dot
• It’s Toast • It’s Ninja • It’s got flaming doughy fist… of fury! • It’s most likely a T-Shirt!
Yesterday i went outside / With my momma’s mason jar / Caught a lovely butterfly / When I woke up today / Looked in on my fairy pet / She had withered all away / No more sighing in her breast I’m sorry for what I did / I did what my body told me to / I didn’t mean to do you harm / Everytime I pin down what I think I want it slips away / The goal slips away. Smell you on my hand for days / I can’t wash away your scent / If I’m a dog then you’re a bitch / I guess you’re as real as me / Maybe I can live with that / Maybe I need fantasy / Life of chasing butterfly I’m sorry for what I did / I did what my body told me to / I didn’t mean to do you harm / Everytime I pin down what I think I want it slips away / The ghost slips away. I told you I would return / When the robin makes his nest / But I ain’t never coming back / I’m sorry / I’m sorry / I’m sorry Some weezie nerd lyrics for post inspiration…... guess the band to win huge err… kudos…
At least its not a Gatecrasher Cd…. dikitah dikitiah! bom bom bom bom _ Secret Info Hour _ • The dudes Rioting around the flaming tank – One of them is holding up a sign with “Down with this sort of thing” on it… • In the middle is a stomp box (guitar effects pedal) it has two knobs with “Art” on one and “Sales” on the other… see if you can think up a clever meaning…maybe the struggle between keeping your art the way you want and then trying to make money from it too? • In tomorrows class i will show you how to harness free energy to power your country for free.. you will need: some paste, paper, snips, crayons, Wilco’s Auto-Neutrino Matter Modulator and a ball of string… also diplomatic immunity and a bullet/tank/poison proof vest
Vote responsibly / & dont trip over rocks with odd type on them… Note to the slow and work tired: / This is a pill not a tampon… its fallen and cant get up…but doesn’t mind… / the rainbow is edible…
Have you wondered where all your TP goes? / Does it blow and flow out the window? / Have you pondered this this very question? / Does it presently give a crocodile indigestion? Have you wondered where all your TP goes? / Does it flow and go way past Tokyo / Have you though it kinda funny? / That all your TP is now a Mummy? Buy this shirt then burn it, or else the mummy will gain power…
::MEMO:: / google the state of the world / get your bats and clubs / get the zombie yuppy slave mules up side their heads / make yourself a nice cup of coffee Half money humpin’ yuppie, half mindless work mule / ...We are shitting in our own stable :P
City Life… fuck the fastlane… eat ice cream instead
You think your life is odd… You have 4 seemingly stable dimentions / to go about your shopping in… Based on sketches for a Childrens (+ adult childrens) book I am working on. Created from many pen doodles on reverse side of junk recycled band pamphlets (Snow Patrol – YAWN) from my old job… scanned in and some good old photoshopin’ Enjoy trying to find all the little secrets, enjoy watching your friends scratch there academic heads at this one… Makes M C Escher look like an accountant :P Peace skateboard? /
Day Dreaming is greater than Your Day Job / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ This tee shirt artwork depicts a busy business man working hard for the man who has had enough and has thrown his briefcase and shoes off to lie in the sun and daydream and basically free all the ideas and inspirations locked up from being to heavlly robotized by his day job… Here are a few things to do to shake the Day Job Robotization. If symptoms persist get a payrise…* Draw stick figure ninja turtles smashing your fax machine Use your stickies to make a new coat Loosen your tie or hang your boss with it… Listen to tribal music and only talk about the destruction of the Kiawas Indians If you don’t want to talk to someone, make loud beeping noises and pretend your an answer machine When your supposed to be design that new logo for “Multifacistcorp” draw your favourite Pokemon doing a rainbow wee (oh yeah did that already) Your sitting at your day job not SLAVING your mind away… make some fun out of a shitty situation and wait for the recession to hit your “multifacistcorp” Love you all… P.S there are two characters repeated in this artwork…find them and comment on where they are to win Kudos…
Another contiuation of a mash up of the childrens story I am working on… Peace out…
24 Seven Forever Friday Heaven pink puke & pee? / alcamahole? / little future dudes? / with pets? what more in a shirt could you want?!!! / blood?!
Pump your jets and fly… Jetpack fuel = / read, walk, hang with friends, learn, play music, sing to yourself, not just buying mindless pop music, sit through a whole Noam Chompsky recording without dozing off, eat healthy, eat chocolate, getting lost in nature, getting saved by hot emerency helicopter crew, going on unexpected helicopter flights, write a short story, read Murakami Huraki and not find the idea of a imaginary man in a sheep suit strange, give up smoking, give to the poor, shoot the breeze, doodle on a phone book, tell your friends you have a disease and see who sends you food + gifts… gawking at trees, using your other hand to draw with, using a mouse from the 90’s. Eat kimchi, pretend you know the haka…LIVE, LOVE, Laugh, Become rediculously financially stable selling shirts on RB and give generously to your local emergency helicopter crew.
dedecated to my overly cute / wierd baby and my fantastic and mildly non abusive partner oh and our rather right wing government that has just been elected… JOY move to OZ!
Credit Crisis / 2008 Lessons to be learned… lets be positive :D Jump men in suits jump… /
Sea Creature or alien? on holiday or rampage? only you can decide
Blind Dates Suck / Warn your Sad Single Friends
Hes cute…
Mutant Yuppie Problems? / Cant defeat it? / The Ninja Toast Clan Can! / 0800 Toasted / Call now and face your destiny! damage to property from ninja fire and jump kicks is non refundable
Muso? / Artist? / Still Got A Day Job?
These things were all the rage once to ego driven barony pimps. / But after the great Magician Strike of 709 these things slowly became naff and crumbly kind of like that punnet of strawberries you bought on special for a dollar…convinced that you would eat them later that day… but you forgot and put it off for a few days…adn then pulling them out from behind that Bok Choi you find them furry and straight up whiffy…err buy my shirt
Creative Mates Meet Conciously In Double Bed / Inspiration In Maze-like Vacation is Red Bubble
In the near future red bubble heardquater condo’s will spell out “Redbubble” / One member proudly holds up the new simple logo, the stylised “db” almost resembles a butterfly… (cue advertising hypno-jargon…) r*eliable / easy 2 use / dedicated / buyable / uploading / boyant / brotherhood / lasting / e*pic
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