Defense T-Shirts
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This is a collab between my friend, Cel, and I. / He was the one that brought me to the dark side, while my bf nutured my geekiness to maturity.. anyways.. I think we have always been joking about something like this.. and finally we have the chance to fulfill our silly goal!
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Always have the right excuse for having taken a life! The definition of the word follows it in ()s, but is not on the shirt. Reads: Good Defenses for Having Killed Most Anything: Siblicide (sibling): Because I’m positive they’ve always been out to ruin my life. / Matricide (mother): Because she never cut the crust off my sandwiches as a child. / Patricide (father): Because he spent my college fund on his girlfriend’s tuition. / Filicide (son/daughter): Because what I really wanted was a boy with brown hair. / Parricide (close relative): Because they always gave me crappy gifts I couldn’t return for holidays. / Homicide (human): Because I’d graduated from just killing neighborhood pets. / Prolicide (child): Because I really, really, really wanted that icecream cone. / Suicide (ones self): Because I figured the world was really over populated. / Uxoricide (wife): Because there were certain things she wouldn’t do… you know, in the bedroom. / Medicide (medically assisted): Because I wanted it handled by a professional. / Regicide (regime/governing body): Because the high ranking officials got laid more than I did. / Tyrannicide (tyrant/turncoat): Because that punk-ass bitch stabbed me in the back just too many times. / Feticide (fetus): Because I figured the world was already too over populated. / Vaticide (prophet): because I get my information from the daily horoscope in the newspaper. / Deicide (god): Because I would have been really good at his job. / Genocide (specific group): Because in my opinion they sucked anyway.
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Feeling pretty down-trodden when I did this piece. I wanted to create something to tell certain people in my life “Dont mess with me – or I’ll mess with you!”
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illustrator CS3 / —-—-—-—-——- I’m innocent. / It was done in self defense. / He asked for ciggie. Happy eating!
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Quote using chiasmus (word reversal) to illustrate home truths, humour, satire, irony and such like.
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Quote using chiasmus (word reversal) to illustrate home truths, humour, satire, irony and such like.
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