Norma finished her cereal as per always to the sounds of the ABC, the dose of morning news and current affairs combining with the bowl of…
Before the Identification had occurred, the province was in a state of nervous waiting. The previous Regaler Jesus XVI was in his ninety-...
It’s a scribble pad, better than cigarette packs, beer coasters, sticky notes, reciepts and serviettes. It holds no real value at the tim…
The cat has crapped in the bath / We were woken up by the smell / It was one or two in the morning / A time I don’t know so well
what we tolerate in our cat
Foam rubber antlers do / not do it / for me / either.
so here i am / a lonley kid / suffering because / of what i did / locked in a room / with no one to play / while the rest of the world / forget…
thoughts from a child locked in a room
whispering wind ohh whipering wind / whipering wind ohh whispering / whispering wind ohh whispering wind / whisper again a hear you call …
ive seen it all / from the outside / from the outside / looking in / you played the game / from on the inside / its whats on the inside / why …
I’m sitting on my bed staring at the computer screen listening to the same song over and over again. I think of what I did. I think I’m g…
An ace and a deuce would send both of them into writhing pain / as no more money would remain.
Just thinking about going to the casino decided not
It’s the loving Big Brother / Sitting nowhere but inside your brain.
Oh I recently read George Orwell’s 1984. I didn’t mean to write a poem based around it… I just sort of did.
by that dude thats been hired, when hammers drop, praying you don’t miss fire.
it wouldn’t be the color of your eyes / or the time in Egypt when you crossed out all ties / it wouldn’t be held in the crystal skull / or …
When Grief comes to stay…...............
I just learned this morning that a pic I’d entered in a challenge had been removed from the voting. No reason was given, nor did I receiv…
Crap People are swallowing crap from / Politicians every day, / Not to mention the shit / From the take-away. / Too many…
GANGSTA CRAP Gangsta rappers sprayin’ words / With machine-gun speed. / Can’t they see, the sniper’s eye / Is al…
Gangsta rappers sprayin’ words / With machine-gun speed. / Can’t they see, the sniper’s eye / Is all you need? / T…
Turn on the T.V., switch off your brain! / Agony and ecstasy and commercials. / Skipping channels.. ca…
Turn on the T.V., switch off your brain! / Agony and ecstasy and commercials. / Skipping channels.. car…
re-post for new group….
Life’s a glossy magazine full of plastic people; / Two-dimensional, shallow, callow, / Do you feel? You can’t be real…..
TOO ALL THE RB GODDESSES….YOU’RE THE REAL DEAl!!!! THE FALSE GODDESSES TO WHOM I REFER IN THIS PIECE ARE THE TRENDY, NO TALENT, BITCHES OUT THERE WHO PUT THAT LABEL ON THEMSELVES AS A FASHION STATEMENT….AND YES THIS IS A RE-POST FOR NEW GROUPS!!
somedays i get overwhelmed / all the things / i must / should / want to do / yet never get around to / too busy / too tired / too stressed / at t…
so often… i am overwhelmed by the day to day junk i must do… yet never quite manage to do… for a plethora of reasons… today’s just one of those days… ever feel like that???
Favourite quote: “The Day the Earth caught fire, froze, stood still, was invaded by Triffids, and went up against the Flying Saucers!... ...
THE HERO: / Rock Steel: (22) Jet pilot, Deep-sea diver and Speedway Driver; Rock has a serious relationship with mirrors. Most of the time he stands around admiring his reflection in any mirror, window, or other shiny objects. Knows how to light a cigarette 20 different ways. Good with a comb. Not bad in a fight, throws a mean right hook! / . / THE HEROINE: / Stella Curtis-Douglas-Burton-Presley: / (19) Ex-magician’s assistant & empty airhead who hopes one day to marry Rock and produce 2.4 kids. Likes dresses that are way to big for her. Seems to attract attention from the wrong sort of people. Good at being sawn in half! / . / THE BULLY: / Buff ‘who you looking at?’ Tucker: (22) Town drunk and general troublemaker. Likes young girls, but couldn’t eat a whole one. Once won a pig fighting contest. (sorry that should have read, Pig beauty contest). Can drink twice his own body weight. Knits all his own frocks! / . / THE SLIMEBALL: / Sam: (28) Co-owner of the small seaside café’ ‘Sam & Ella’s’. He’s seen it all before. He’s had Birds attacking the café, Giant Crabs’, Dinosaurs, ½ gorilla ½ deep sea diver aliens and killer shrews. Doesn’t want any trouble, but sure gets it! / . / THE GIRL YOU FEEL SORRY FOR! / Ella: (21) Long suffering wife & sister of Sam, co-owner of ‘Sam & Ella’s’ café’. She wishes she’d moved to Birmingham with mum, dad and her other three brothers! Plays a mean banjo! / . / THE SCIENTIST: / Professor Xenophobic: (75) Eccentric friend of Stella & Rock who tries to come up with a reason and cure for what’s going on, only to end up paying for it! / . / THE INNOCENT VICTIM: / ‘Chuck’: (24) The unknowing Highway Patrol officer who falls foul of the alien’s evil plan to dominate the Earth, and ends up paying for it!! / . / THE ENEMY: / The Alien: Not much is known about this alien creature; apart from the fact it’s here to take over the Earth in a hostile manner. (As always)
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