Because, sometimes, you just need to say it.
Yeah, yeah I know this is a poo joke but I couldn’t resist.
Plummeting to a certain demise, in that last moment before you’re breakfast, what else would you be thinking?
Yes, even Jesus defecated. / And it was good.
I gotta go punch a grumpy….
[please note: the grey sections of the graphics do not actually print grey, more as a darker tint of whatever background colour you choose]
A late night inspired Hopper-esque revisiting of the juggernaut Wal-Mart. I think about limiting the environmental footprint that I have, turning off lights, recycling, converting to compact flourescents, learning how to properly dispose of them and other electronic and computer items (which take a horrible toll on landfills) – then walk into a Wal-Mart and am overwhelmed by a sickening sea of flourescent light banks and a seemingly endless tidal wave of excessive packaging and outright pointless shit. I’ll do more that convey that emotion, but got my start here.
poo nanny
I guess this is going to be bad… / Black ink on line paper. 5×9
Some days… / You Just feel like throwing in the towel.
This usually demure, gorgeous little female Cardinal had just been sitting in a tree with her ‘husband’, when he suddenly became cranky and squawked and lunged at her. I saw the whole thing, and merely as a bystander, I can tell you that she did nothing to raise his ire. Moments later, as if in an act of misdirected irritation with her man, she defiantly crapped on the wing of the statue bird that is attached to the birdbath at the Rooftop Cafe. Immediately after she does this, she seems to be looking at her victim as if to say, ‘Sorry, that was meant for my husband…he’s being a bit of a turd himself, today’.... LavenderMoon~
lol. Ummm Yes. / A little nasty, I know. / Haha.
Look at his face o/
First of a series I’m working on. Check out the series on my Zazzle site / Cute on babies gear :)
From Worldwide International, the progressive drug company who brought you Swearex, comes Enduril… Boy was I glad I had taken my Enduril yesterday. One of our delightful cu*tstomers saw fit to stand there insulting me whilst allowing her charming little dog to savage my hand. / If not for Enduril, I’d be in jail right now. / Lady, you’re the reason they make Enduril. / No, abusing a disgruntled dog-groomer whose trembling hand is clutching a pair of razor-sharp scissors and who has nothing to lose isn’t a good idea. / But thanks to Enduril, no-one got stabbed through the heart. / Now I think it’s time for my next tablet…. ; ) /
I couldn’t resist….
Life’s a gamble!
shit stirrer
just another day
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