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  • A day in the life of.... 18-06-07
    by Sean Burgess

    A Mo-n-day landed on the 18th day of June in TWOZEROZEROSEVEN HOROSCOPES Gemini May 22 – June 21 You could be involv…

    A Mo-n-day landed on the 18th day of June in TWOZEROZEROSEVEN HOROSCOPES Gemini May 22 – June 21 You could be involved in some sort of conflict. I say ‘could be’ because the days nearly over and whatever was going to happen to you today probably already has happened. This could expose me as a sham… which would be bad for business. Were you involved in a conflict? Was I right? Is this microphone even on??? Aquarius Jan 21 – Feb 19 Emotion may interrupt your normally calm façade. This could interfere with the robot you are building in the basement. There is nothing worse than a blubbery robot engineer. Harden up… the future is depending on you! Pisces Feb 20 – Mar 20 You may feel a little on edge today. Perhaps even a little paranoid. That’s right, they’re on to you. They know everything. Forensic science is the real winner here. Plus you dropped your wallet with all your information in it at the crime scene when you jumped the counter like a little girl. Do not pass go and all that good stuff…. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 You are in real danger of confusing love with lust today. Do not let your views get distorted. Instead muster as much prescription medication, yours or otherwise, and play the old ‘if it looks like candy than it must be candy’ game. While you’re waiting for the big rush, see how much straight spirits you can neck before the big one. After you’re sure you won’t confuse lust with love, go operate some heavy machinery. Go on, you know you can do it. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 The moon is greatly affecting you today, making it hard to concentrate on the immediate things at hand. Find yourself an Aquarian, most likely he’ll work at a service station late at night after spending the day looking for discarded car parts, and see if he can add a ‘moon destroying’ laser to the robot he is building. Be careful though, apparently he’s a little blubbery today. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Remember all those years ago when you had that really good week when everything just seemed to fall into place?? That was because you were in a Saturn Pattern with the planets. It even rhymes so you know its true.. Saturn Pattern. Unfortunately that kind of thing only happens once every 150 years, so that week that seemed like it was the best week of your life… actually was. Sucks to be you. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 23 Today all you seem to want to do is ponder the smaller things in life and reconnect with your spiritual side. This will probably lead to a day of daydreaming. Which is a shame because being a Leo, you’re most likely a bus driver or in charge of a military weapon system where constant concentration is paramount. Lousy hippie. The NEWS…. GOLD-plated/once carried/Hussein/eye-catching/permanent/ubiquitous/golden gun… NAMED* the man/Victoria/motorcyclemotorcycle/opened fire/despite the efforts/taxi by her hair/hot wounds/at the heart/Barcode/block away/No.1 investigation… PRISONERS/intimate relationship violence/cannabis-cannabis/relatively stable/figures showed/detainees had grown… The Birthdays – TODAY ONLY * / Live girls! Partially conscious!! Paul McCartney 1942 Isabella Rossellini 1952 Tom Bailey (The Thompson Twins) 1957 Nathan Morris (Boyz II Men) 1971 WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING….. Nothing interesting happened today in History…. Napoleon lost a fight then built a bridge… Two Yankees had a glove fight… Someone made a new stamp… A mobster nicknamed Lucky went to jail for the rest of his life… Walt Disney bought something off of the internet.. probably from eBay… the company I mean.. not the actual Walt.. which would be weird… Someone else made another stamp… See… I told you… *the Musiks 1967 – The Jimi Hendrix Experience made its debut performance at the Monterey Pop Festival in California. 1977 – Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols) was slashed on his face and hands by some kids armed with knives. 1987 – A woman sued Motley Crue for $5,000 claiming that she lost her hearing because a concert was too loud. 1998 – David Cassidy began selling a two-CD set exclusively on the cable TV shopping network QVC.

  • Roughly Speaking 14
    by RoughDiamond

    Good news! I’ve just been booked to do my first wedding in February. This is exciting. My shoulder should be pretty much back in a…

    Good news! I’ve just been booked to do my first wedding in February. This is exciting. My shoulder should be pretty much back in action by then. For those who don’t know … I’m having shoulder surgery on Dec 13 and will be out of action for a while until it heals enough for me to pick up a camera again and work on the computer. I might have to try clicking with my left hand .. should make for some interesting shots. mmm yes I might do that … ‘Left hand photography’ .... has potential. Thanks to all of you who support me and encourage me in my work. You are all truly a wonderful group of people who actually care! x x x

  • Morris Minor - mind you?
    by Taschja Hattingh

    Tomorrow I have to get up at the crack of dawn to go shoot some old cars. Maybe it’s me getting old, but it will be effort on my side to…

    Tomorrow I have to get up at the crack of dawn to go shoot some old cars. Maybe it’s me getting old, but it will be effort on my side to get up at the crack of dawn! So think of me in your dreams…. I will be chasing after old cars and a steam engin – train- to find out who has the “steam” to complete the journey from one city to a small town just outside our capital, without hick-ups. Watch this space… Do you mind? I do!

  • Hey, Cracked the 1000 views mark - Now over the 4000 Views Mark
    by Paul Lindenberg

    As of today, 4/6/08 I’ve cracked the 4000 views mark. Sold zilch, not even a T-Shirt, as yet. :-) Super, I really am staggered —ove…

    As of today, 4/6/08 I’ve cracked the 4000 views mark. Sold zilch, not even a T-Shirt, as yet. :-) Super, I really am staggered —over 1000 views (1008 at time of writing) from all over the place, and from all the wonderful people to did the viewing. I actually wrote a little tirade about not having sold anything off RedBubble® but it seemed that RedBubble® took offense ‘cause it never actually got to my journals. But I have’nt sold anything—lots of views but no sales. Mama. Addendum : Now 1446 Views with the highest being 97, 78 and one of my earliest images a wopping 46. Rest rest are less than 10 views.

  • Cracked Earth- Australia in Drought
    by rosepepper

    CRACKED EARTH / This entry is a backup to the image Cracked Earth and follows a question posted on my art page. It adds words and weight …

    CRACKED EARTH / This entry is a backup to the image Cracked Earth and follows a question posted on my art page. It adds words and weight to Cracked Earth. Australia is the driest inhabited continent on Earth and from 2003 has recorded the worst drought in a 1000 years in many parts of the country. 30% of this huge continent is desert, but it is the El Nino effect in 2006-7 and global climate change that has contributed to the water crisis around the coastal perimeters and more fertile zones. / Capital cities face a water storage crisis, agricultural production has dropped, stock feed is scarce and everyone faces water restrictions and water bills. Serious environmental damage, vegetation loss, soil erosion, salinity problems, toxic algae outbreaks in waterways and lakes and more bushfires are the result of the long 5 year drought. Since 2003 state governments have been attempting to drought proof their states. / Only recently and with a newly elected Labor government has Australia joined Kyoto Protocol and Global Warming Agreements in an attempt to address our carbon footprint and global climate change. / Water is our most precious resource. Our colonial past and the clearing of natural bush and vegetation for farming and other purposes has wreaked a heavy price on a very fragile ecosystem.

  • Undetected
    by Adrena87

    sadness weeps silently / through the cracks of my facade / do they know such sorrow / am i a seasoned clown undetected / rejected not by othe…

    sadness weeps silently / through the cracks of my facade / do they know such sorrow / am i a seasoned clown undetected / rejected not by others / rather / me / echoes of hope / falter in Memory’s shallow grave / alone i lay beside her / beneath the rubble of this girl gone limp / betrayed by childish optimism / her laughter fading like daisies in autumn / a self created cast out buried beneath a nameless tomb

  • Cracks in my foundations 30/09/07
    by Gal Lo Leggio

    The last couple of days have been a little tough on… haven’t really been able to sleep much, and keep waking up extremely emotional and…

    The last couple of days have been a little tough on… haven’t really been able to sleep much, and keep waking up extremely emotional and since I’m a glutton for punishment i decide to keep listening to songs on my way to work that keep reminding me of him especially this song / which incited me in to cutting all ties with Jon. But it’s really damn hard i thought, i really thought he was really the one. Which is why when after he decided it wouldn’t work I spent the time on our holiday in Italy (although i was alone) deciding that i would fight for us. We bump into each other after 4/5 years of not seeing each other we go out for a drink and realize we still really love each other so much. At the time i really thought i was in a film.. “I mean this kind of thing doesn’t happen in real life, does it?” I said to myself. I know it was the right thing to do to close all ties, because otherwise I probably would have kept pining for something to happen while we were still friends and hanging out. I know I would have. / But what’s going to stop me pining for him like i did for 5 years? The moment i saw him this summer i realiszd i never did get over him. But am i over him now? Am i ever going to be over him? The day we broke up i said something to him. Something that scares me so much… / “I kinda believe that there’s only one person out there for each of us.. And I think you are it, if you think it’s not going to work and we aren’t going to carry on.. then i guess I’m screwed, and I’m going to be alone” I always feel alone, but for those three months in my life we were back together for the last time, i finally felt like i could share stuff with someone else that i didn’t have to do it alone anymore, and hearing him say to me “You’re too independent i think i need someone who needs me more”. / I did need you! But when you are so goddamn used to pretending that you are fine and tough and can handle anything and that everything is just fine because if you don’t keep on telling yourself you might just let go and crack. Letting someone in is not easy.. And now I’m crying so I’m going to have to stop…. HUG To understand / is what / I ask of you. To see / my unhappiness / is what / you must do. To realize / that i cannot cope / is what / you need to understand me. If you care / If you are interested / Hold me in your arms. / Tell me that everything is / going to be alright. 1999

  • 89 to go, will the Dog crack 10K?
    by samedog

    It started with this journal here on 1 December 2008. The …

    It started with this journal here on 1 December 2008. The Dog decided he wanted to have 10000 T-shirt views by Christmas – no purchasing required, just a look at a few designs to help him reach his goal. In the last fortnight I’ve had 733 views which roughly translated with my little doggy calculator would mean that my view rate has almost doubled. And now the finish line is in sight, just 89 views to go and I’ll finally see if the Red Bubble view counter really does tick over to five digits. If you’ve already had a look, big slobbery dog kisses to you. If you haven’t, please take the time to have a quick squiz and spread the word that there’s a pup out here that’s enjoying this virtual belly rub.

  • Cracked the 10K Views
    by Paul Lindenberg

    Thanks people—I’d thought at first that I’d never get to this point, almost giving. Nothing sold though.

    Thanks people—I’d thought at first that I’d never get to this point, almost giving. Nothing sold though.

  • Stop the Crack Down in Iran
    by Gregory John O'Flaherty

    Link to Avaaz Online Petition Add support to stop the crack dow…

    Link to Avaaz Online Petition Add support to stop the crack down in Iran !!!!

  • How To Burn A DVD using Microwave is featured in Shapes & Patterns 17.12.09. Obviously too much time on my hands …and a sense of curiosity. I don’t think the DVD will be playable ..thankfully the microwave is still usable! Artistic influence – the sale of “Burn Baby Burn” Fridge Magnet on Zazzle ….10.12.09. (see my journal) FEATURES DECEMBER 2009 /

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