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  • Metal Monkey 1920 and 1980 Persuasive and passionate, the Metal Monkey is a warm person. Usually successful due to his innate determination and ambitious nature, he works solo to climb the ladder of success. They are loyal employees, great in upper management positions always prepared with the answers. In love Metal Monkeys are loyal, loving and affectionate. Monkeys are the most promiscuous. They are shamelessly flirtatious and seek the constant physical attention of others. They bore easily and must be stimulated intellectually and physically in order to remain in a relationship for any extended period of time. The Monkey can be clever, mischievous and very manipulative when seeking a love interest. As would be expected Monkeys are intense, sensual lovers. They tease or charm someone in a matter of seconds. They entertain their lovers with their sense of humor and their remarkable ability to captivate a crowd. As unlikely as it seems when the Monkey decides on a mate, it is likely to be forever. / A Monkey’s best love interest is lighthearted and open-minded. Lovers that are too serious or overly sensitive will soon lose the Monkey’s interest.. In matters of Love the Monkey fares best with the Rat, Tiger, Pig, Sheep, and other Monkeys. Expect conflict with the Rabbit, Snake and Cock or Rooster, Horses are best kept as close friends not lovers. Earth signs will bear Metal, Metal signs will collect Water, Fire Signs will melt Metal and Metal signs will chop Wood With just these few simple concepts the Metal Monkey can seek the partner of their greatest compatibility In short marry a Water or Earth Rat, Tiger, Sheep or Pig Avoid the Fire Rabbit. Monkeys can run circles around other people with ease. They are above all things curious and clever people who catch on quickly to most anything. Monkey people accomplish any given task. They appreciate difficult or challenging work; they seek situations that stimulates their mind and forces them to think. Monkey Years are ninth in the Chinese astrological cycle following the Sheep Years, and recur every twelfth year. Though the starting day of the new year may vary the majority of people born in the years 1908. 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992 and 2004 are Monkeys. Monkeys are fun-loving people who really enjoy a good time with almost anyone. They love practical jokes and like to play tricks on friends, coworkers and colleagues. Monkeys will stir up trouble simply out of boredom, which is often more hurtful than they intended. When they do cause trouble, they expect others to understand it was a joke and deal with the consequences on their own. Monkeys can be nosy, others call them interested. Although gifted with a strong intellect, creativity and intuition are nor their strong suite. The Chinese name for monkey is HOU, the sign of imagination. Their month is August and as such their western astrological counterpart is Leo. The monkey is Imaginative, responsible, humorous, witty, curious, clever and occasionally sneaky, The Chinese lunar calendar is considered to be the longest chronological record of time, dating back to 2637 BC when the zodiac was first introduced. Each Chinese lunar year is represented by an animal sign. Lord Buddha realizing he was about to reach the final level of enlightenment requested a meeting with all the animals of the world so he could bless them. Only twelve animals responded. In recognition of their devotion, Lord Buddha then named each year of the twelve-year cycle in their honor. Each year is named according to the order in which the animals appeared before him. For centuries this system of five basic elements and twelve personality types has been used to help compatible couples find happiness and marital bliss. In the past matching was usually done by a village matchmaker. It is my intention to combine this ancient system of finding love with the modern internet. Millions of people use internet matchmaking sites only to find matches half way around the world. For a fraction of the price, you can buy your personalizes Chinese astrology shirt and the shirts of those best suited for you and start to wear them. Who knows a Fire Rabbit may just walk up to you and say “I have been looking for you all my life” Or you may be wearing a Water Tiger shirt and someone absolutely perfect says, “Hey that’s my sign” So let my grand social experiment begin

  • Water Ox 1913 and 1973 The Water Ox has a flexibility and liberty lacking in the other Oxen. Water Oxen are hard-working and particularly systematic. The Water Oxen’s mind works much faster than other Oxen. They recognize other points of view as having merit and often incorporate them into their own ideas and suggestions. They are easier to work with in a business environment. They are good roommates or partners. Their sincerity and patience ensures their popularity with friends, peers and family members. As might be expected those born under the influence of the Ox are usually fortunate to be stable and persevering. The Ox is a tolerant person with strong character. Not many people could equal the resolution and fearlessness the Ox exhibits when engaged in a task or an objective. This great creature created our civilization by plowing the soil day after day, and as such it is not unusual to find Ox people laboring through their daily responsibilities either at work or at home without complaint or gripe. Oxen know they will only succeed through hard work and sustained effort and find no truth or benefit in concocting get-rich-quick schemes. Ox years are second in Chinese astrological sequence and recur every twelve years. Though the starting day of the year may vary the majority of people born in the years 1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997 and 2009 are Ox people. Pragmatic and down-to-earth, Ox people are motivated to work hard and are known to have no respect for lazy or careless people. They can be easily trusted and put trust in others; they are not dependent on friends and family and find answers or solutions to problems. The rarely ask other people for help or guidance. The rest of us however, can, without a doubt rely on Oxen, who are always honest and meticulous about their responsibilities. They do not feel the need for many distant or causal friendships. They value the strong bonds they share with their partners and families, and often make close friends that last a lifetime. Initially open-minded, Ox people make an informed decision about something, and rarely change it. Some see this defining characteristic as obstinacy, but it is actually the way an Ox learns to be strong, brave and straightforward. It is the way the Ox generally approaches tasks and responsibilities and in the process learns to be reliable for others. Oxen are more comfortable with the well-known as opposed to the unfamiliar. Beneath their unpretentious, tranquil exterior lies a heart of gold and a motivation to prosper. The Chinese name for Ox is NIU, the sign of industry. January is the month of the ox and as such the Western astrological counterpart is Capricorn. The Ox is obstinate, prone to pouting, truthful, motivated, friendly, apathetic, and genuine but usually quick-tempered Metal signs will collect Water; Water Signs will nourish Wood signs and quench Fire Signs. Water signs will be absorbed by Earth signs. With just these few simple concepts the Water Oxen can seek the partner of their greatest compatibility In matters of Love Oxen fare best with the Rabbit, Rat, Snake, Pig and Rooster. Avoid the Dragon, Tiger, Sheep and Dog. Other Oxen will bore you. In short marry a Metal Rabbit, Rat or Snake Avoid the Water Tiger. Oxen dislike idle banter. They don’t usually have fun at parties and don’t usually have extended friendship circles. They are not very sociable and prefer to spend their time at home with their families. An Ox in love, does not affirm his feelings verbally, they are much more likely to show you how they feel. An Ox takes a great deal of time to ensure you are the right match for them. The main reason for this is Oxen hate change, and search diligently for someone who is ready to embark upon a stable marriage. Oxen never rush into anything and are never flirtatious people. When committed to you they will be faithful and expect the same from their partner. As unbelievable as it seems, many Oxen marriages fall apart after a couple of years. This is often because the Ox is too dominant and inflexible. Oxen will blame everyone but themselves for the failure. Those that do avoid this pitfall can build and maintain a close-knit family. Given this happier scenario Oxen will be completely devoted to the household. Oxen are strong, silent, reliable people who sometimes take for granted that their relationship is a partnership. Others may find them stubborn and overbearing. The Chinese lunar calendar is considered to be the longest chronological record of time, dating back to 2637 BC when the zodiac was first introduced. Each Chinese lunar year is represented by an animal sign. Lord Buddha realizing he was about to reach the final level of enlightenment requested a meeting with all the animals of the world so he could bless them. Only twelve animals responded. In recognition of their devotion, Lord Buddha then named each year of the twelve-year cycle in their honor. Each year is named according to the order in which the animals appeared before him. For centuries this system of five basic elements and twelve personality types has been used to help compatible couples find happiness and marital bliss. In the past matching was usually done by a village matchmaker. It is my intention to combine this ancient system of finding love with the modern internet. Millions of people use internet matchmaking sites only to find matches half way around the world. For a fraction of the price, you can buy your personalizes Chinese astrology shirt and the shirts of those best suited for you and start to wear them. Who knows a Fire Rabbit may just walk up to you and say “I have been looking for you all my life” Or you may be wearing a Water Tiger shirt and someone absolutely perfect says, “Hey that’s my sign” So let my grand social experiment begin.

  • Earth Sheep 1919 and 1979 The Earth Sheep is well grounded in life. Most struggle with a lack of self confidence yet manage to remain stable people. Earth Sheep are independent and practical, conservative by nature and shun all things liberal. Earth Sheep especially value their families and spend life working hard to provide for them. Earth Sheep are born with a joy for life that becomes infectious as you get to know them. Sheep do not like to be alone. As would be expected they are family-oriented people who love children and big families. Sheep will give themselves entirely to the right partner and will do everything they can to maintain a stable, loving, happy relationship. Sheep can be clingy and self-deprecating and yet loving creatures who make great romantic partners. They are compassionate, kind, genuine and affectionate. All Sheep needs a partner who will be supportive and attentive. With love the Sheep can develop the self-confidence they lack. Most Sheep are unaware of their own talents, but with encouragement and love they will discover their self worth. Sheep need a partner who makes them feel safe enough to try new things and who will give them the confidence they need to grow as companions. Earth will absorb Water signs and be nourished. Earth will bear Metal signs. Fire signs create Earth, and Wood signs part Earth. With just these few simple concepts the Earth Sheep can seek the partner of their greatest compatibility In matters of love Earth Sheep fare best with Rabbits, Pigs, and Horses.Avoid the Ox, Dog and Rooster. In short marry a Water Rabbit and avoid Wood Dog. Ask any Sheep and they will tell you that they simply want a bit of peace. They want nothing more than to carrying on with life in their own quiet, individual way. They need to be content as a small part of a larger middle. Most of all they do not want to be leading anything.. Sheep are quiet and calm people. Sheep appreciate cultural events and focus much of their energy on artistic hobbies. Always easygoing and relaxed, they are most happy when going with the flow. The Year of the Sheep is the eighth in the Chinese astrological cycle following the Year of the Horse, and recurs every twelfth year. Though the starting day of the year may vary the majority of people born in the years 1907, 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991 and 2003 are Sheep. Sheep are naturally nurturing. They enjoy taking care of other people. Sheep people are calm individuals. Their personalities are quiet, reserved and soothing. Sheep like the company of others. They prefer to stand in the back, watching contently from the sidelines. Let others dazzle the company. Sheep generally excel in life because they are so good at keeping the peace and accomplishing the tasks at hand. The Year of the Sheep is eighth in the Chinese astrological order following the Year of the Horse. . The Chinese name for the Sheep is YANG the sign of the arts. July is the month of the Sheep and as such the Western astrological counterpart is Cancer. The Sheep is smart, artistic, kind, happy and reserved. In their dark moods they can be insecure and very dependent

  • Wood Tiger 1914 and 1974 The Wood Tiger lacks the typical “I’m in charge here” attitude of most Tigers and is more adaptable at working with others. The Wood element adds stability, gives warmth of character and attracts friends, making the Wood Tiger a very popular person. Never selfish people. Wood Tigers will give their time, attention or possessions to anyone in need. They bring a practicality to any issue especially problem solving. Some how they manage to control their urge to assume command of a situation and allow others an opportunity to do some of the work. Everyone working or living with Tigers needs to be aware of their volatile tempers and short attention spans. When Wood Tigers lose control they will cause co-workers and loved ones undue pain. No doubt about it Tigers are incredibly sexy people, beautiful and sensually romantic. Creative and spontaneous lovers they never lose their creative spark or flare for an evening of passion. Their partner is always exposed to a hint of danger and the curiosity of the unknown. A Tiger once committed will want to dominate and lead you. This natural nurturing mechanism if left unchecked will lead to complete control. This is one controlling and negative effect a Tiger can have on their partner, as opposed to the myriad of positive elements they bring to a relationship, trust, passion, politeness and spontaneity to name only a few. Tigers love excitement and require a partner who can keep up with all they want to see and do. The potential partner for a Tiger must be able to stand the random mood swings, the ups and downs, the good with the bad. Wood signs are nourished by Water Signs, consumed by Fire signs, chopped by Metal Signs. Earth will be pushed aside by Wood Signs With just these few simple concepts the Wood Tiger can seek the partner of their greatest compatibility In matters of love Wood Tigers fare best with the Horse, Dog and Pig.. Avoid the Monkey, Snake and Ox.. In short marry a Water Horse and avoid the Fire Ox. To the Chinese the Tiger is said to be lucky, vivid, lively and engaging. Renowned for their incredible bravery and willingness to engage in battle it is often wondered if a Tiger is so brave because he is so lucky. It is said that having a Tiger in the house is the very best protection against the evils of fire and burglary. The Year of the Tiger is the third in the Chinese astrological cycle following the Year of the Ox and recurs every twelfth year. Though the starting day of the year may vary the majority of people born in the years 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986 and 1998 are Tigers Tigers do not find worth in power or money. Completely honest about what they feel they expect the same of you. They seek approval from peers and family. Because of their charming personalities Tigers are usually well liked. Failing at a given task or being unproductive in personal or professional life can cause a Tiger to experience a depression. Even more damaging is criticism from loved ones. Lke all felines, Tigers land on their feet, ready for their next act in life, pursuing it with unyielding energy and hunting to perfection. Tigers are relentlessly competitive – they cannot pass up a challenge, particularly if honor is at stake, or if protecting those they love. Tigers are unpredictable and it is fatal to underestimate their reactions. Even when appearing calm they may pounce without a moment’s warning. Always natural leaders, they have a strong sense of their own dignity, and when finding themselves members of the rank and file they can be stubborn and obstinate. In positions of power they are difficult though stimulating bosses. Tigers are intelligent, alert, and farsighted. Formidable enemies they are good strategists and tacticians always with a hidden agenda. Their only apparent weakness is they can risk their luck too often, and have great difficulty keeping their restless nature under control. More often than not their tactics pay off in life. The Chinese name for the Tiger is HU, the sign of courage. February is the month of the Tiger and as such the Western astrological counterpart is Aquarius. Tigers are known for courage, vehemence, self-Reliance, friendliness, hopefulness and resilience. Their weakness is vanity and a disregard for others.

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  • John was the best friend of my boy friend, Robert. He was the first Gay man I had met but I didn’t know what Gay ment. I was a very naive country girl. I said what a cute baby bracelet you carry around from your childhood. He told me what he used it for I was suprised. / It’s a pun on a Cosmo ad.

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  • Inspired by children and created for children, a beautiful addition to brighten up the playroom or nursery. Have a specific colour scheme in mind, or wanted to add your child’s name to make it extra special – not a problem! / Simply bmail me and I will see what I can do for you!

  • Inspired by children and created for children, a beautiful addition to brighten up the playroom or nursery. Have a specific colour scheme in mind, or wanted to add your child’s name to make it extra special – not a problem! / Simply bmail me and I will see what I can do for you!

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  • So, keep on steppin’.

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