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• A Crack in the Chain
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Redbubble community had contacted me earlier in the week, asking for my help. They needed me to interview the leader of A.R.S.E, notorio…

  Official A.R.S.E winner March challenge 2008 I may have bitten off more than I can chew with this one….. / But when have I let a good idea get in the way of quality ;) Plus my T-designs suck, so I had to write something instead. You will find the last installment of the real Danny Gonzo stories here

• Peter was a Dancer
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Peter was a dancer / A Polynesian hottie / He’d thrust his hips / High in the air / Showing off his bottie Yes, Peter was a dancer / The gi…

  Having a laugh with girlfriends on the weekend tweaked this memory. For the latest ARSE competition.

• Evelyn's Halloween
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Evelyn moved her weary body around her kitchen in an awkward and uncomfortable way. It would all be worthy, she thought to herself. ...

• My Pretty Blue Dress
  by Cathryn Swanson

  I love my pretty blue dress / I wear it every day / It makes me feel so happy / Makes my sadness go away When I open up my wardrobe / I cl…

• Mrs Sparkle
  by Cathryn Swanson

  To look at her / You’d never know / The dust and dirt / Trapped down below / For years and years / She’s been / Scrubbing and cleaning / Sweep…

• Lucy's Halloween
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Although weak, Lucy was excited about Halloween. “Sure you’ll be alright poppet?” “Yes Mother” Her mother secured the last bit o…

• Romance
  by Cathryn Swanson

  I love my husband dearly / He truly is my heart / But when it comes to romance / He falls down at the start His best flirtatious efforts ...

  This poem is based on conversation with many different women over the years.

• Little Jenna
  by Cathryn Swanson

  “AGAIN, AGAIN!” Little Jenna squealed with delight. Her much older brother Robert, pulled his legs back and pushed them hard on the sp…

  WARNING. This is a children’s story :) I had this story in my head to go with the tshirt I did for drawing day, when I sat down to write it, it completely changed. I’m new to this, so, not sure if this happens to others. / It was fast turning into a novel, so I deleted lots and condensed it as much as I could without loosing the guts of it, still, it’s a little long. / Anyway, it’s my first written attempt at a childrens story.

• I'm Glad that I'm not Famous
  by Cathryn Swanson

  I’m glad that I’m not famous / With my clumsy 2 left feet / There’d be so many photos / Of me tripping down the street / Lying very awkwardl…

  I actually wish I was famous, but it’s just as well I’m not…....

• Man Eyes
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Have you seen my socks? / My phone / My pen / My jocks / I’ve looked and looked / From draw to draw / From room to room / From floor to floor / T…

  This is by no means meant to describe my darling husband, bless his cotton sox…...if he can ever find them!

• ROAD RAGE
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Slow cars / Busy highways / Car blinkers OFF / When moving sideways / Everyday I go insane / When driving next to / SHIT FOR BRAINS! / Why can’t…

  Inspired by an ad on the telly.

• Internet Lust is a Sin!
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Bone crunching / Pelvic thrusting / Writing full of / People lusting Moons are high / As lovers sigh / Tender touching / Aching thighs Na…

  All the erotic poetry on the bubble at the moment…it’s a SIN!!! For the challenge cafe (lust as a sin)

• TOURETTES
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Hanging in the playground / Talking to my friends / Thinking we were all the same / With familiar trends Telling different stories / Of …

  A true story

• Honey Child Dreams
  by Cathryn Swanson

  The bright light finds it’s opening through the clouds, shooting through enough glare to make my eye’s squint. I raise my hand to salute…

• Autumns End
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Trees shed their worn brown clothing / Raw beauty now abounds / Beneath their slender trunks / Bronze carpeting surrounds Green worn all …

  I was first lead to the bubble last year in June, by Anneli whose blog The Creativity Corner, was in The Age. Each week she would do a challenge for all artists and writers. / The challenge was: Autumns End / I wrote in this blog under the name Coco.

• MISSING
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Where the hell could it be? He had seen it fall, why wasn’t it right there? Cursing out loud, Charlie lifted bits of dead Pine woo…

  For the flashfiction Challenge missing Thank you MarrisaBillings for her photo and inspiration

• THE VIOLINIST
  by Cathryn Swanson

  THUMP, THUMP! Jeff was banging loudly on the door. “Get out Chanel, you’ve been in there for ages!” “Piss off! Mum said I could p…

• Spring has Sprung
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Spring has sprung / The season’s sung / It’s inspiration tune / Cold air subsides / As earth revives / With new life into bloom Warm breath…

  I had more to go with this but it wasn’t working how I wanted, so figured, just let it be the way it is and get on with it.. Thanks again to Anne for the push :))

• Gravity
  by Cathryn Swanson

  I bought these pants called Nancy Ganz / To realign my bottom / Gone are the days / When it would stay / With ones made just from cotton I…

• Abreast of Confidence
  by Cathryn Swanson

  I put some padding in my bra / To amplify my chest / A little boost of confidence / Where I was not so blessed I preened around the offic…

  I have some very unfortunate friends…

• The Wanna Be
  by Cathryn Swanson

  Each day I fear / A mans going to come / And tap me on the shoulder / And say…. You’re just a wanna be / You don’t belong here / The farc…

• 40 "BC"
  by Cathryn Swanson

  I reminisce of a butt / All smooth and tight / No bumps and lumps / Made worse when white Those days ago / When all was right / The days…

• Middle Age
  by Cathryn Swanson

  I’ve reached middle age / The cranky pants stage / I make no apology for it / I’ve earned my degree / In arrogance, see / And I’m bloody well…

  I wrote this last year after a rude man stole my car park. / It occurred to me later that it wasn’t just him who had reached this stage in their life. :)

• Upside Down Girl
  by Cathryn Swanson

  There’s a little girl inside of me / She’s swinging upside down / She’s swinging soft and quietly / Too scared to make a sound She dreams…

  I was first lead to the bubble last year in June, by Anneli whose blog The Creativity Corner, was in The Age. Each week she would do a challenge for all artists and writers. / The question was: do our creative juices flow more intensely while hanging upside down? Some really do believe this to be so. / I wrote in this blog under the name Coco.