Burglar 

15 creative works found

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  Cat burglars
  by Corrie Kuipers

  Look out, they might pay your house a visit ! / acrylics and ink on paper (15×15 cm)

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  Burglar/vampire
  by leolyxxx

  They come as both nowadays

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  turd burglar
  by sizedoes

  turd burglar

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  Newspaper #1
  by tykopath

• The Death of "Common Sense" by Lori Borgman
  by Nathan Johnson

  Obituary of the late Mr. “Common Sense” Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, “Common Sense”, who has been with …

  Obituary of the late Mr. “Common Sense” Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, “Common Sense”, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. “Common Sense” lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. “Common Sense” lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. “Common Sense” lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. “Common Sense” took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. “Common Sense” finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. “Common Sense” was preceded in death by his parents, “Truth” and “Trust”; his wife, “Discretion”; his daughter, “Responsibility”; and his son, “Reason”. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; “I Know My Rights”, “Someone Else Is To Blame”, and “I’m A Victim”. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Written by Lori Borgman – http://www.loriborgman.com/

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  Burglar Alarm
  by John Burrell

  A burglar alarm.

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  Thief
  by nicktydeman

  Man in balaclava

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  Cat Burglar
  by Cantus

  The cat burglar is a curious chap, / Nocturnal thief, yet, / Not a cat!

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  Middle Class Cat Burglar
  by Ed Clews

  Taken From One A Day – http://pagettypol.blogspot.com

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  Old West Bandit
  by Gravityx9

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  cat burglar 2
  by Gravityx9

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  Thief of Hearts
  by Gravityx9

  a cat burglar

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  Burglar King...
  by buyart

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  God is our Security Guard
  by Bonnie T. Barry

  I read a story about a woman who was a manager at a gas station that had experienced a number of robberies. She decided to design a sign to hang in a conspicuous place to ward off prospective burglars, and she came up with a message similar to the words in this image. Years after she moved away from that place, she met a young man who became friends with her and her husband. One day when they were chatting, he began to open up about his past. He mentioned a small town where he’d once lived, the very place it turns out, where the woman had worked at that gas station. One night, the young man confessed, he had loaded his father’s pistol and headed to the gas station to rob it. He changed his mind, though, when he saw the well-lit sign and the expression of faith in Divine Protection. “I walked away,” he said, “a changed man; those words put my life on a new path.” The woman cried; it was an answer to a prayer she had prayed when she first fashioned the sign, a prayer that people would take note and let the Lord be their Security Guard, too! I decided to fashion my own sign in hopes that it will help us all to remember that we are not alone; Someone truly is watching over us always! Who knows? History might even repeat itself; this poster in a place of business might redirect somebody’s else life once again!

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  Balance
  by Richard G Witham

  Photograph taken from my bedroom window in Hermosillo, Sonora Mexico. Enhanced with a touch of posterizing in Photoshop CS4. Copyright © Richard G. Witham 2009 all rights reserved. / Contact the artist