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• FEATURED ON HOME PAGE!!!!
  by Karin Taylor

  / Best of Friends has just been featured on th…

  / Best of Friends has just been featured on the Home Page!!!!!! / Yay!!! ‘Friends Series’ card by Karin Taylor Best of Friends is a mixed media production (ink, pastel, charcoal, acrylic) on canvas textured paper. Two sweet little girls with towels over their shoulders, one in a terry towelling dress on their way to the beach, and it’s such a bright sunny day with a big swell, hope they know to swim between the flags!!!

• Midnight Blues...........
  by Karin Taylor

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  / Midnight Blues by Karin Taylor Well howdy my bubbly friends, and wouldya believe i got me favourite piece of art featured on the HOMEPAGE tonight!! omi!!! omeeee!!! omi!!!! You see, i was just havin’ a little whinge about how i never get featured no more….. / and the one i was thinkin’ deserved a little featuring…just happens to pop up on / the homepage….wo!! I should try whingin’ a little more often (nah, my family disagrees!!!!!) lol Midnight Blues is from a painting i did recently on Arches Aquarelle Paper 56×76cm, a mixed media production, utilising inks, pastels, acrylics, charcoals, found objects such as string and fabric….and the most beautiful gold paint which gives the guitar it’s lustre Midnight Blues is from the Inspired Series by Karin Taylor, during the painting of this, i was strongly influenced by my favourite Australian artist, Brett Whitely, longing to capture something of the wonderful curves he created in his works. It has a dark and sombre feeling, much like how i was feeling at the time i created her. I used to laugh and carry on that my thoughts and my moods could ever be conveyed through a painting, and it was just silly that people reckoned they did so, but just look at me now….i cannot seem to prevent it happening these days!! lol…that’ll teach me to scoff :)

• Blode Joke
  by Maximus

  A blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. / / After sitti…

  A blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. / / After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. / / In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. / / 2. The bouncer is a blonde woman. / / 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. / / ‘Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’ The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

• Blonde thoughts
  by georgiegirl

  Taken from what I wrote in The Age in Anelli’s Creativity Corner… such a brilliant idea. I dream constantly… alot of my dreams ar…

  Taken from what I wrote in The Age in Anelli’s Creativity Corner… such a brilliant idea. I dream constantly… alot of my dreams are while I’m asleep. Usually various themes melding into each other, with past friends popping in to give advice or offer support. These days, my dreams are not as vivid as they have been. Life is happier now so I believe this is the reason! Of course, there’s daydreaming and these are often scribbled into notebooks as words and pictures, waiting for a time to be created into animations or even a book (more dreams, this time of high hopes!!). Wedding Aftermath / This is a symbol of another type of dream. One that a friend of mine recently chose to follow. These rose petals are waiting on the ground for the wind to whisk them away to their next big adventure. After celebrating the union of two dreams the rose petals deserved a well earned rest before their travels. Can’t wait to see what’s in store next Friday! Lucky for me, I don’t work on Fridays. I am supposed to be doing homework, but I will do that in a minute. My homework, by the way, is creating a storyboard for a short story… sigh… how will I be able to cope?

• Blonde moments
  by Lois Romer

  I seem to be having a blonde moment. I paid my subscription for my virus program and then forgot the next day to run the update. just w…

  I seem to be having a blonde moment. I paid my subscription for my virus program and then forgot the next day to run the update. just went to run it and it wouldnt accept the licence keys. Madening thins is I cant find the letter that came to remind me and there seems to be no aussie online help. Grrr am I the only one that has these silly problems.

• Musicians
  by Scott Ruhs

  These are some of the drawings of various celebrities I did when I was in my early 20’s. I hope you enjoy them. Please feel free to com…

  These are some of the drawings of various celebrities I did when I was in my early 20’s. I hope you enjoy them. Please feel free to comment on them if you like. Click on any of the thumbnail images to see the larger version. Thanks for looking. !

• TV/Movie Stars
  by Scott Ruhs

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• Celebrities
  by Scott Ruhs

  Musicians / TV/Movie Stars...

  Musicians / TV/Movie Stars

• Ok - Blond moment (again)
  by Jamaboop

  I just realized I have posted the same photo twice – Black and White Butterfly…under the same name. Now – I don’t know how to fix that …

  I just realized I have posted the same photo twice – Black and White Butterfly…under the same name. Now – I don’t know how to fix that – should I delete one of the two? (that’s what I think) Or should I let them both stand alone on here? Hmmmm What to do, what to do…..

• Did somebody mention calendars?
  by Gregoryno6

  I’m a devoted fan of Miss Gina Elise, but I’m also a firm believer in diversity. / So is “Neil S…

  I’m a devoted fan of Miss Gina Elise, but I’m also a firm believer in diversity. / So is Neil Sedaka. In this clip he changes his costume more often than the girls!

• WHAT A HOTHOTHOT BLONDE LUNATIC!!!
  by excitablegirl

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• Dedication from Lois!
  by Sandra Sigfusson

  I just have to send out a quick mega pixel thank you to Lois Bryan for her sweet dedication of an image she masterfully created in Photos…

  I just have to send out a quick mega pixel thank you to Lois Bryan for her sweet dedication of an image she masterfully created in Photoshop. I can’t tell you how great it is to have someone dedicate an image to you until it’s been done, so if there were ever a use for the word Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious, then this would be it!!! (especially since Lois hails from Califragalistic, USA)! Go here to check it out!!!! Thanks so much Hon!!!! Hugs, Sandra.

• Black and Blonde - The cat T shirts
  by mattman

  OK I need to clarify something as two of my mates emailed today and wanted the cat designs for themselves. WARNING: I designed this sh…

  OK I need to clarify something as two of my mates emailed today and wanted the cat designs for themselves. WARNING: I designed this shirt to be contoured to a woman’s unique figure. Hence the cats are silhouettes so that they work as shapes. If a man were to purchase and wear I take no responsibility for the illusion or emphasis of “man-boobs” that may occur. Black Blonde Unfortunately I can’t limit the options on RedBubble to woman’s tees so I’m sending this Journal out. Short and sweet. / Thanks for your time. / Mattman

• Stupid Test
  by Amanda McLennan

  What is your score? A score under 18 means your not too stupid. I scored 10, that must mean I am only a little bit blonde. 1. ...

  What is your score? A score under 18 means your not too stupid. I scored 10, that must mean I am only a little bit blonde. 1. You have run/walked into a glass/screen door. 2. You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. 3. You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. 4. You have run/walked into a tree. 5. It is possible to lick your elbow, yes/no? 6. You just tried to lick your elbow. 7. You never realised that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. 8. You just tried to sing them. 9. You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. 10. You have choked on your own spit. 11. You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. 12. You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice 13. You just looked. 14. Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. 15. People have called you slow. 16. You have accidentally caught something on fire 17. You tried to drink out of a straw, but your drink ended up in your nose/eyes/cheek/hair. 18. You have caught yourself drooling. 19. You’ve fallen asleep in class. 20. If someone says “fart” you laugh. 21. You just laughed. 22. Sometimes you just stop thinking. 23. You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. 24. People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you. 25. You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 26. You use your fingers to do simple math. 27. You have eaten a bug. 28. You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. 29. You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. 30. You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket/on your head/wearing it. 31. You sometimes reply to/ forward emails because you are scared that the things they say will happen, will actually happen to you if you don’t reply to/ forward them, even when you know it won’t. 32. You break a lot of things. 33. Your friends know not to use big words around you. 34. You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. 35. You have fallen out of a chair before. 36. When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

• Rant- mostly about commercialism
  by angelfyre

  It’s late, and I am alone. I am, almost always, alone. I’m watching Chuck.It’s comedy about a computer geek that accidentally downloads t…

  It’s late, and I am alone. I am, almost always, alone. I’m watching Chuck.It’s comedy about a computer geek that accidentally downloads the entire CIA mainframe into his brain. Now he gets to play super spy. He works a knock off of Best Buy called- Buy More. And it’s black friday for them, as you know black friday is the day after thanksgiving when normal women turn into animals and tear into each viciously in order to get the last of anything. So, as with every store, they have an emergency regiment that they follow if one should occur. In Buy More it’s “Pineapple” in Wal-Mart it was Code Orange, or Code Sunshine(dumbasses really thought they could deter crime with a fucking sunshine code…and don’t ask how I know wal-mart procedure) / Okay so Chuck has just been found out to be the computer super spy by the bad guys, and is being ushered quietly out of Buy More. He walks by an associate and mutters, “Pineapple” and sends the entire store into chaos. / Now you can tell I’m really bored, because I just spent a paragraph describing a t.v. show. / New Thought- sometimes I think the people who make commericials have to be stoned, especially when you see some of the crap they come up with. / When I was a child I delighted in Christmas, loved the wonder of how one day could make the entire world be nicer to each other. Now I think of it as an overcommericialized reason to sell bullshit. I think Christmas died for me when I went to work at Wal-mart(Oh what, like you didn’t already know that?) / I was 16 and working parttime to pay to fix up my car. The day after Christmas I ended up in the Customer Service line. By the end of the day, I was ready to kill someone. I had never heard of so many disgruntled, rude, whiny, picky people in my life as I did that day. I had to go work in another dept. after that season. I just couldn’t handle all those complaints. And they all act like your personally responsible for their unhappiness. If I’d have stayed in that dept. I think I would’ve quietly gone postal. / lol it’s sad, but I remember when that word was added to the dictionary- postal. / It started after that postal worker showed up to work one day and started shooting…Ahhh You just got to love America. / Land of commercialism and commerce. / I dyed my hair today. I seem to do that to match my moods. For a long time I was a red head, just because I was sick of being blonde…and pegged dumb for being blonde. But really I underestimated the power I have by acting like a dumb blonde. / So now, I wholly admit to my stupidity and blame it on my hair color. Though I have to say that if there is ever a time when I am being trully stupid, I doubt highly that it’ll have anything to do with my hair color.

• Brisbane City Romp
  by Steven Lippis

  It’s on this weekend! / I’m in a team, and I don’t know what we’re doing. :D Well, it’s a sort of treasure hunt/amazing race thing to h…

  It’s on this weekend! / I’m in a team, and I don’t know what we’re doing. :D Well, it’s a sort of treasure hunt/amazing race thing to help raise money for charity. “Aim of Romp: While you’re having a great day unlocking the mysteries of Brisbane, you’ll be helping the Burnet Institute to unlock the mysteries of the world’s most serious infectious diseases and cancers.” It should be fun, and I’ll definitely be dragging my camera along. If you’re feeling generous, you can sponsor our team, Ranga+Blonde+Baldy= One hell of a Romp

• Blonde Ambition Challenge
  by Shadi N. Saber

  Hi all, / I entered Dorothy Worries Out Her Lover in t…

  Hi all, / I entered Dorothy Worries Out Her Lover in the Blond Amibition Challenge . Please check it out, and if so inclined, vote for me; I’d really appreciate it (:

• I feel beyond stupid...
  by Jen Millard

  ...I just realized something…when I Thank someone for leaving me a comment on something, I should be REPLYING to their comment, not in …

  ...I just realized something…when I Thank someone for leaving me a comment on something, I should be REPLYING to their comment, not in general. Oh dang. Stupid me…Now I suppose a lot of people think I’m totally ungrateful of their comments and the time they’ve spent looking at my shots. sigh =/

• I just put up my first nude piece - I'm a little nervous
  by rufflesal

  The model has a real open mind tho and doesn’t care who’s looking. / Check it out / Hey old du…

  The model has a real open mind tho and doesn’t care who’s looking. / Check it out / Hey old dude in the trenchcoat even you can look. (freak!) / I just ask that the ladies and small children squint while viewing.

• I've changed my profile picture...
  by Natalie Perkins

  Don’t freak out if you can’t recognise me – I just found that picture from a few years ago, when I had my hair blonde. Currently I have m…

  Don’t freak out if you can’t recognise me – I just found that picture from a few years ago, when I had my hair blonde. Currently I have my hair reaaaally dark because I’m “training” it for the wedding and I kind of miss having lighter hair!! The upside to having dark brunette hair is that I am now using Tigi’s Brunette Goddess shampoo and conditioner and they smell like chocolate. I find it very hard to resist my delicious smelling folicles after I get out of the shower!

• Lovers in Heaven: 2009 Calender by Sunil Sharma
  by Sunil Sharma

  Hi Folks Have you seen my new 2009 Calender ? Here is the preview for your kind information. Regards Sunil Sharma —-—-—-—-...

  Hi Folks Have you seen my new 2009 Calender ? Here is the preview for your kind information. Regards Sunil Sharma —-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—— Hi You …. Yes You … Lucky one! * Have you got a Lover’s Heart ? Not sure …No problems. Here is a plan to make you a perfect lover in 12 Months or early as shown in this amazing Love Art Calender. It will shower you and your loved one’s with Love , Romance, Respect, Service which will bring Peace, Energy, Happiness and a touch of Divinity in and around you. This will enable you to experience as a *Lover in Heaven Now ! Every day will be as loving as a Valentine’s Day. Please buy one copy for yourself and one for your lover so both are aware of the essential values to practise daily. The Cover page of the Calender shows Pop Princess Kylie Minogue who over come the deadly breast cancer is happy with Sister Danni Minogue in the great company of The Beatles Star John Lennon in virtual reality for your inspiration, enjoyment and pleasure. To celebrate the recovery of Pop Princess Kylie Minouge, the proceeds from the sale of this calender will go to / National Breast Cancer Foundation To see Lovers in Haven 2009 Calender – please click here Artist : Sunil Sharma / Email : sunil-c-sharma@hotmail.com / Web: http://www.redbubble.com/people/sunil / http://sunil.redbubble.com/ Copyright 2008 – Artist :Sunil Sharma / All RIghts Reserved. Click to go Sunil Sharma’s web

• TITLE THIS
  by CheekyRach

  SO has any of you heard of “vegemite”?(An australian sandwich spread like peanut butter fr example). DID YOU KNOW that vegemite got its n…

  SO has any of you heard of “vegemite”?(An australian sandwich spread like peanut butter fr example). DID YOU KNOW that vegemite got its name form a competition. This is what I am wanting for my picture. Look at it and tell me what comes to mind. I am open to any ideas that you may find suitable to the picture. It invokes many different things for ppl the world over. SO NOW TO YOU….............. / LOVE CheekyRach

• Samples of Da Paparazzi Blonde's pics framed!!
  by Riihele

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