Berndt2 T-Shirts
21 creative works found
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With a much larger effective range and payload delivery capability than a mere Paper Fighter jet, the Paper Jet Bomber can deal untold damage from the sky. ....such damage consisting of papercuts, mostly. (hey, they hurt!)
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Are multiple overlapping CCTV Cameras getting you down? Does the thought of not just stereo 3-D capture of you walking down a perfectly normal street in daylight, but three if not more multiple freaking angles increasingly annoy you? Are you willing to let even more civil liberties slide by? Damnit, just swallow this capsule and let yourself be microchipped already. It’ll solve a lot of problems, and if nothing else a lot of people who are paid to monitor the things will be able to get some sunlight again. Remember : if you have nothing to hide, what are you afraid of?
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Some people make paper aeroplanes, and fine, maybe some of the aerodynamic touches help them move through the sky a bit better. But not you. Your paper aeroplanes fly through the air at mach five and barely have time to casually sneer at others’ efforts. You’re a pro. You don’t make paper planes. You make paper jet fighters.
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Concept by Elisha Yorke, who [hearts] Facebook. / (I’m quite fond also.)
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“What do you mean? Your house? Your Car? Your Bank Balance? ...?” “Baby. Just read the shirt”. And here’s the female equivalent
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Okay, now hear me out because this is the real deal. Half of everything in life is confidence. And the other half is honesty. You know what that means? It means that there’s no room for regret, no room for ego, no room for hesitation. There’s just no space – either mathematically OR on a T-Shirt. So this shirt is a veritable I-Ching of wisdom, and believe me in a noisy and crowded nightclub, where nobody can hear anything you say, sometimes all you have is your values as displayed proudly on the T-Shirt you’re wearing.
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Say it to the world, and say it proudly.
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Nothing makes somebody more insecure than a direct inquiry regarding their degree of insecurity. Go on, play!
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Something like this was on a vending machine I once saw. I swear I’m not making this up.
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Yeah… I’m having a bad day. But I’m not going to scowl, and I’m going to try not to swear, and I’ll even attempt to avoid kicking cats and other small defenseless animals. I’m just going to wear this T-Shirt and see if you’re observant enough to notice.
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“What do you mean? Puppies? Your Friends? People who think of others before themselves? .....?” “Just read the shirt” And here’s the male equivalent
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Men these days are different animals than they once were. Sure, they still hunt and gather all that… but in other matters, they prefer to be challenged. Go on… challenge.
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Presenting: the T-Shirt slogan you never thought you’d need, but now realise that perhaps you do(?) Think of the applications: (1) Instructional (2) Dismissive (3) Contemptuous (4) Flirtatious. Add in various colour combinations and… well… let’s just say there are options.
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If you’re anything like me (and… help you if you are), you need an edge. Well how about this? In Australia there are more single women than men. No, really. And you know what, but that’s a numerical fact too compelling to ignore, or leave off a T-Shirt. It rocks, rolls and kicks ass. Because you’re in demand, baby. Advantage YOU. (That said… it’s probably worth showing a little bit of humility, and noting that that other than your stunning good looks, magnetic personality, and usually quite acceptable grooming habits… some part of your demand may be simply statistics. The ladies dig honesty and humility. I’m told)
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Ah, those crazy people and their spam mails that could mean so many things when translated to a T-Shirt.
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Add an extra layer of meaning to absolutely everything you say with this handy T-Shirt designed to give you the upper hand in just about any conversation.
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Sometimes all a guy needs is the encouragement of a good woman to rise above and be a hero. You know, for anything from opening doors and remembering anniversaries to taking down supervillains and starting a home vigilante organisation. Hypothetically speaking
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You’re having a bad day? Yeah… me too.
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To be honest, this T-Shirt really just gets in the way… if you know what I mean (and I think you do!)
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ve crossed pedestrian crossings from New York to Sydney, Paris to Hong Kong and Tokyo to Paris. I’m also an adult – I’ll cross wherever I please – red light be damned. Because let’s face it : it’s a case of looking at the approaching traffic on your side of the road, then the other side, and then the first side again. And taking some responsibility. There is, however, one set of pedestrian lights in the world where I pay attention. And I stop when it says stop. Not because it’s a blind turn or the drivers are particularly poor, or aggressive, or blind. No… it’s because the Red Light Man they use has a cetain menace.. an undeniable charisma. Even if you can’t see him quite in the same enhanced way as featured in this T, you still know when he’s on duty that you don’t mess with that light. Because he’d probably take it personally… You don’t mess with The Man. Oh, and he wants you to buy this T-Shirt. I’m just passing on that message.
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