Belch
10 creative works found
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Its better out than in. So where it out everywhere you go and tell them Al sent ya!
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"Mr. Frog's Belch" Design Rejected by Zazzle...
by Crockpot...then given an award for Today’s Best. / ...
...then given an award for Today’s Best. / / How friggin funny is THAT?! / / We submitted the design for a stamp, thinking it would be a funny thing to see on mail. Pure and simple unadulterated fun, right? Apparently not so! / / Here’s an excerpt of the rejection notice we received: / / The following Zazzle Custom Stamp could not be approved: / Product Title: Mr. Frog’s Belch / Product Type: Stamp / Product ID: 172719026690854964 / Contributor: crockpot / Result: Not Approved / Policy Violations: / Includes material that Zazzle believes would hurt its reputation. / May be considered violent, profane, deceptive, abusive, menacing, harmful, or threatening. / / My guess is that Zazzle thought the design might offend people. (Whatever.) But to give the standard, impersonal rejection that they did is a bit much. It’s an f’ing cartoon of a frog, for crying out loud!! / / “Includes material that Zazzle believes would hurt its reputation.” / Are you kidding me??? / They need NO help with hurting their rep. They already do a damn fine job of that on their own. Poorly printed products, printing products where the design is upside-down or inverted, sending out the WRONG products to customers, HORRIBLE customer service when it comes to resolving issues and “24-hour shipping” that takes 2 weeks (for a magnet!) are just a few of the things in Zazzle’s hallmark of reputation. / / And they’re worried about Mr. Frog burping. / / Mike and I have been laughing our asses off. This is just so hilarious and all too typical of Zazzle. / / OMG… I laugh so hard every time I read that. / / At any rate, I just HAD to share this with you all. I know that a lot of you fellow Zazzlers (and ex-Zazzlers) will get a huge kick out of this. >:) / / / / / /
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For Charlie / :)
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Food glorious food! / Hot sausage and mustard! / While we’re in the mood cold jelly and custard! / Pease pudding and saveloys! / What next is the question? / Rich gentlemen have it, boys In-di-gestion!
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I keep trying to fart the alphabet, but whenever I get to the letter “Q”, I shart… ©2008 Twisted Faces
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goache on cardboard A5
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Science news one morning told of a Swedish study involving measuring cow belches (trying to lower gas-emissions by adding different bacteria to their stomachs or some-such). My first thought was, “How’d they capture cow belches?” A Hoover, of course! (still low res., 300 dpi coming soon!)
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hear me belch
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