I was forced to sit through the world’s most boring presentation at the 2006 Australian Newsagents Federation Convention. To save myself from self-harm, I drew this Mount Rushmore-esque portrait montage of the presenters. Enjoy!
This shirt is telling it like it is – there WILL BE NO 2012, and if there will be no 2012, then we must make one the following year! Its good to have goals… Ours is the Happycalypse!
PRETTY & SMART – Detail from an oil self-portrait on board, by Albrecht Durer. / A German painter, engraver and mathematician. Famous for his print series: / Apocalypse / Passion of Christ / Knight, Death, & the Devil / Melencolia / Four Horsement of the Apocalypse / The Rhinoceros. Third child in a family of eighteen children, of Hungarian father, German mother. Traveler and student, goldsmith, Durer became the most successful publisher in Germany and abroad, owning 24 printing presses at one time, incredibly famous in his early twenties. Painter, watercolorist, etcher, woodblock print maker. / He published the “Nuremberg Chronicle” in1493 with over 1800 woodcut illustrations. He didn’t think painting could earn him enough money (still true five hundred years later), and turned to printing. / Scholar, intelectual, and successful businessman, his engravings and prints affected the giants who came after him: Raphael, Titian, and Rembrandt.
“Beyond its singular genius for becoming an instrument of fatality, a blood-engorging AIDS syringe, the penis has now become a political liability. Feminist pundits are vocal in their conviction that possession of a penis is in itself an overtly fascist act. Fucking is seen as an act of violation against women… / ...September 1989’s East Coast Lesbians’ Festival stood its ground against a politically backward sister who toted a 16-month-old baby boy, male appendage and all. Soon, the woman’s cabin at the feminist retreat was plastered with signs reading, “Baby Prick Go Home,” “Don’t Feed Males, Don’t Breed Males.” A forthright festival organizer reported that lesbians who become pregnant should have abortions if tests indicate that the fetus is male… / ...Science has rendered the services of the penis obsolete. A few squares may cling to the penis in the same way a well-paid freak will jealously gaurd his vestigial growth.” / -from Adam Parfrey’s ‘Apocalypse Culture’
ARE YOU READY?
The nuclear threat is as high now as ever!
Celebrate the Apocalypse in style with this fresh neon gas-mask tee! viva le revolution!
Doomheads unite and show your degree of dedication to protecting the world from brain munchers!
The sound of Apocalypse is Gabriel’s Horn. Also available as a print:
Photoshop / 2009 Looks a little like the end of the world, doesn’t it?
Is Swine Flu the end of the world?
not making light of the current set of crises…quite the opposite… / influenza molecules and dollars spiral out in an infectious panic from the ominous pig’s head…catastrophe piles upon catastrophe until they are all intertwined and a crisis pandemic grips the world… / ...things fall apart, the shopping centre cannot hold… I think I need a valium and a good lie down…. / /
I watched “the last unicorn” not long ago… and the legend in that movie is that a greedy sorcerer wanted all of the unicorns for himself. Acting on his desires, he captured all of the unicorns and cast them into the sea. Every morning when the sun rises, the unicorns ride the tide in… only to be carried away as the day continues… never reaching the shore. Bullwonky. Somebody saw some Narwhals riding the tide and was too blind to realize they were whales and not, in fact, beautiful horned horses. TRUE STORY. // some of my other work:
Buildings and dinosaurs have undoubtedly existed in the same places, just not in the same times. Though dinosaurs would have no problem with the hotter planet that one day will drain the buildings of human life for the most part. Source credits: / - Building vector art from Snap2Objects via CC Attribution. / - Dinosaur from Dinosaurs Vector Pack by tariqelamine – http://tariqelamine.deviantart.com/
Available with text
It’s coming! / GET PROTECTED
Yet another…. If you have the time, please leave a comment, I would love to know what you think… / If you buy this, I would love to see you wearing it! thanks for indulging my silly side! cheers
So many to choose from! One is bound to come true. / Here are some of my favs / A – Ape Uprising / B – Black Hole / C – Collision / D – Dinosaurs Return / E – Everyone Dissapears / F – Food Fights Back / G – Gravity Fails / H – Hollacaust Again / I – Insect Overlords / J – Jesus Returns / K – Killer Bees / L – Lemming Syndrome / M – Machine War / N – Nuke / O – Ovary Expiration / P – Pandemic / Q – Quake / R – Rapture / S – Solar Flare / T – Triffids / U – UFO Strike / V – Volcanos / W – Water World / X – Xenophobia / Y – You’re in teh Matrix / Z – Zombies
A vector designed gasmask that mimics the look of a skull and crossbones on an apocalyptic backround.
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