flat mates who include a furry pink homosexual Hippopotamus, a large camp naked bear and some sort of furry orange bondage creature with …
#9 – If I were you, I’d be reading this right now.
This piece of creative prose was written in March of 2005 for the, now defunct, web journal “Pretty Witty”, where I used to write a monthly column entitled “Save a Cow, Kill a Chicken”. I am not sure if the links in this piece are even still accessible, but those are just bonuses anyway. Enjoy and let me know what you think! Remember, this is merely an opinion piece created for the purposes on entertaining and humoring and nothing more. / CREATION INFORMATION Medium: Writing – Creative Prose, Humor, Lists Tools: Microsoft Word, My Brain/Imagination Topic: Top 11
And he found out that he really didn’t feel a thing. That happens sometimes when one has been drugged, duped and dined upon. Abram took o…
a chapter in one of my novels under production.
I haven’t a clue of what should I do / Yet I have real time info about anything that’s to come
Im feeling some good vibrations.
Nanna was bending and stretching in time with Simon le Bon, her plait swinging back and forth. Her green lycra leotard was dotted with sw…
It is December 1982 and Jo has spent the first 17 years of her life under parent’s rules. Her parents have her life mapped out for her: career as an accountant, marry a nice boy and graze with the other sheep. But, now she had finished her HSC, Jo wants to follow her passion—to be a mechanic. Jo’s best friends are her kelpie dog, Max, and Bev, her lively seventy year old Nanna who exercises to Duran Duran in her lime green legwarmers. With Nanna’s encouragement, Jo applies, via good old-fashioned snail mail, for a job as a mechanic in a small Victorian country town. Jo gets the job but forgets to mention she is a girl. Jo is amused when she arrives in Chickdale. The some-what wacky town is having a Chookfest, where the locals dress up as chickens and party. Jo meets her chauvinistic boss Mr Benson, who after some nagging by the town’s folk, gets the job and is on two weeks trial. The story follows Jo’s experiences at trade school, her passion for life and her love for an old Dodge.
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