T-Shirts & Hoodies
We love our tees so much we could talk about them all day, but that’d be a bit weird.
So we’ll just say that we’re immensely proud of the quality of all our garments and the super futuristic technology that creates our unique t-shirts and hoodie prints.
Our t-shirts are long lasting, individual and extremely useful for abiding by public decency laws.
FIVE AWESOME STYLES
to choose from
Fit & Sizing
Unisex Short Sleeve
Sizing ChartStandard American is our unisex line. Most contemporary T-shirts are sized for the Boomer Generation (former hippies who are now in the “relaxed mode”).
Our Standard American T-shirts are sized for two categories: men of all ages who desire a youthful fit and women of all ages who do not desire the form-fitting look of Classic Girl, but refuse to wear the oversized, unshapely T-shirts of the other leading brands. The Standard American line is designed in the same way T-shirts were in the ‘70s and ’80s, when the Boomers were younger.
Unisex Long Sleeve
Sizing ChartThe long sleeve version of our unisex/men’s T-shirt. I could write some new copy about how amazing they are, but it would be pretty much the same as the paragraph above.
Take our unisex T-Shirt and just make the sleeves longer - sizing, fabric and fit are all exactly the same, though unfortunately XXXL and some colors are not available. They’re slightly more expensive because you get more sleeve.
Unisex Pullover Hoodie
Sizing ChartThe California Fleece Pullover Hoody is an incredibly long name, but then it’s an incredibly good product.
It’s unisex, 100% fleece cotton, (gets softer when you wash it don’t you know) has a fancy kangaroo pocket and matching drawstrings for doing excellent Kenny impressions.
It’s a similar size construction to the Standard American unisex t-shirt,
but you may find you want it baggier and therefore one size up may be
preferable. It’s a lightweight hoody, hence the ‘California’ reference, but still cosy as a log fire.
Womens Short Sleeve
Sizing ChartClassic Girl is our young women’s line. Sizing is always controversial when it comes to women’s tees, so please excuse our directness.
Classic Girl is not a “junior’s” line. It is designed for women of all ages who desire a youthful fit. Because our fabrics are stretchy, each size can fit a wide range of women.
Unisex V-Neck
Sizing ChartThe V-Neck version of our unisex/men’s T-shirt. I could write some new copy about how amazing they are, but it would be pretty much the same as the paragraphs above.
Sizing, fabric and fit are all exactly the same, though unfortunately larger sizes, and some colors are not available. If you’re getting a sense of deja vu, you’re probably right.
Just one more thing
Care Instructions / Washing Information
We advise you cold wash your garments and hang them out to dry. It’ll keep them super soft, looking their best and it’s even good for the environment.
