We love our tees and hoodies so much we could talk about them all day, but that’d be a bit weird. So we’ll just say that we’re immensely proud of the quality of all our garments and the super futuristic technology that creates our unique t-shirts and hoodie prints. Our t-shirts are long lasting, individual and extremely useful for abiding by public decency laws.
We advise you cold wash your garments and hang them out to dry. It’ll keep them super soft, looking their best and it’s even good for the environment.
Slim fit, order a size up if you’d like it less fitting. If you like your hoodies baggy, go two sizes up.About T-Shirts & Hoodies - Sizes, styles etc.
Standard American is our unisex line. Most contemporary T-shirts are sized for the Boomer Generation (former hippies who are now in the “relaxed mode”).
Our Standard American T-shirts are sized for two categories: men of all ages who desire a youthful fit and women of all ages who do not desire the form-fitting look of Classic Girl, but refuse to wear the oversized, unshapely T-shirts of the other leading brands. The Standard American line is designed in the same way T-shirts were in the ‘70s and ’80s, when the Boomers were younger.
The jewel in the crown of our ladies tees, the Scoop neck. 100% sheer jersey cotton, cap sleeves and Merrow stitched hems. It’s soft, light and form fitting. With a boat neck on the rear side it also happens to be reversible, or allows you to walk backwards. Whatever works.
The Unisex Tank Top is a pure Jersey cotton masterpiece. It has a loose drape perfect for the summer heat or for layering. Being Unisex we recommend women to order one size down.
The Racerback is a sporty-sounding form-fitting shirt for women who like a feminine tank top. 100% fine jersey cotton, generous arm openings and exceptionally smooth finish. Just as comfortable and well suited for a morning jog as it is for sitting-on-the-couch-eating-chips. And we know which one we’d rather do.
The V-Neck version of our unisex/men’s T-Shirt. I could write some new copy about how amazing they are, but it would be pretty much the same as the paragraphs above.
Sizing, fabric and fit are all exactly the same, though unfortunately larger sizes, and some colors are not available. If you’re getting a sense of deja vu, you’re probably right.
Don’t be fooled, one quarter less of a sleeve makes for nine sixteenths more in style. Available in a variety of sleeve colors, you’ll be one cut ahead of the competition.
Classic Girl is our young women’s line. Sizing is always controversial when it comes to women’s tees, so please excuse our directness.
Classic Girl is not a “junior’s” line. It is designed for women of all ages who desire a youthful fit. Because our fabrics are stretchy, each size can fit a wide range of women.
Everything you love about a soft, form fitting, incredibly stylish tee, but without any pesticides, agrochemicals, or other nefarious means.
The long sleeve version of our unisex/men’s T-shirt. I could write some new copy about how amazing they are, but it would be pretty much the same as the paragraph above.
Take our unisex T-Shirt and just make the sleeves longer - sizing, fabric and fit are all exactly the same, though unfortunately XXXL and some colors are not available. They’re slightly more expensive because you get more sleeve.
The California Fleece Pullover Hoody is an incredibly long name, but then it’s an incredibly good product.
It’s unisex, 100% fleece cotton, (gets softer when you wash it don’t you know) has a fancy kangaroo pocket and matching drawstrings for doing excellent Kenny impressions. It’s a similar size construction to the Standard American unisex t-shirt, but you may find you want it baggier and therefore one size up may be preferable. It’s a lightweight hoody, hence the ‘California’ reference, but still cosy as a log fire.
Please prepare yourself to enjoy our classic Sweatshirt. Woven from 100% ring-spun combed cotton fleece it’s been pre-laundered for minimal shrinkage yet remains cosy and breathable. It’s a crew neck with a raglan sleeve in a lovely selection of colours. We’d recommend one size up from the Unisex T-Shirt sizes if you like your sweatshirts baggy, and two sizes up if you want t look like you’re from the ‘80s.
A California fleece zipped hoodie that’s easy to put on and throw off. Because you never know when you’ll need to duck into a phone booth.