The Legal Office Team!

Let us Globally Relocate YOU!
YOU WILL BE OUR BEST CLIENT,
MAY WE HELP YOU
HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?
THOUSANDS I HOPE
IF YOU DON’T YOU BETTER BORROW TO PAY US,
WE DON’T WORK OTHERWISE,
THE BOARD REQUIRES A TRUST FUND
We have the perfect Office,
IN MANY PLACES AROUND THE GLOBE
WE GLOBALLY RELOCATE
We have the perfect Pyramid Network
We advertise very often on the internet!
Oh Yeah!
We are always looking for new people to be caught up in the scheme!
THE LAWYERS SCHEME
THE IMMIGRATION SCHEME
OUR RETIREMENT SCHEME
NOT FOR YOU SILLY
FOR US
ACCUMULATION INTEREST OF YOU LOSS ASSESSMENT CREDIT ACCUMULATION

Do you Want a better way to run a Global Business?

And beat Traffic Jams!
To have less Stress!
You have your animals to help with that Mr CN!
Work from home and use the phone
Work from home and use the internet
You Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner is on Cue!
Snacks available in The Board Room!
Just make sure you not caught in your PJ’s
or Tracksuit!
We don’t have to worry we only have one suit!
A Furry Well Groomed Suit!
Just make sure your clean both sides of the units Mr CN!
Don’t worry Madam will take care of that!
Best Be Done Before The Bulgarian Agent and Delivery Man Or Special Client turns up.
Just Another Day with the Lawyers And Agents in A Legal Practitioner Home Office!
The Clayton’s Office with A view is in the City!
Right next to the Courts!
Lovely Gardens There You Know!
The Verdict Of Some Big Cases Are Given There!
We own the Main Street Of Perth, Or At least we think we do!
We think we own the Gardens Too!
We Charge You $350 US a hour for the View !
Lovely! These City Views!
The Big Big Boss is a expert you know!
That why like most you have to have a minimum
of $1500 AUS in the Trust Account before any work is allowed to be done!
And if we do Pro Bono that means you won’t see any money at all and we look nice!
Mr CN Dragon Lord is a Lawyer You Know!
A Specialist
He does Appeal Cases, You Know!
Some times He Appeals He own cases!
Some times Suit Cases!
Some times Court Cases!
Sometimes Restraining Order Cases as the Respondent!
Some times Criminal Cases as the Respondent!
Some times Supreme Court Law Cases as the Respondent!
Sometimes Family Law Cases
Where you definitely have to lie in court
How Else can you ?
Comit Fraud?
?
Steal Madams house and money and all the assets!
Especially since she had paid the deposit and paid most of the mortgage!
But Sir Big Boss Dragon Lord,
He will just tell everybody Any Dam Fool Will Know I am the landlord!
How else????
would be able to give it to useless wife one that been in your ear over the phone and bargaining with the Gargoyle pharmacist to deceive you!
After All you were poor when you was with her!
Oh By the way did I mention the 21 year old Chinese Mistress that delusion of getting all the loot.
that help to smash up Madam In the Restaurant
And steal her mobile phone!
Some times Criminal Cases with the help of the Canadian Criminal Lawyer that tell the Court that Madam knows how to do Marshal Arts and Karate!
But Madam only knows how to do Art and Tai Chai!
He knows how to put key witnesses on the spot!
Get them to change sides so they cannot testify
for the prosecution and dismiss their evidence on cue!
He knows how to assault his victim and cause injury and twist the fact so he can claim vi tum and injury!
Never mind that he tried to kill them or do the R thing or cause Head Injury,spinal injury or retrain them from leaving!
He will just blame the other witnesses he asked to join in.
And If they are lucky they will be given a nice little air ticket back home so they wont have to give evidence!
Then that will be there fault, Not his!
Maybe they will be scared or threaten!
Maybe they will run away on the day of the trial!
Maybe they will be payed off !
Some times Appeals before the Appeals Tribunal
After complaints from Clients!
He knows how to exploit the Clients and make them pay!
We have an Office in Sydney,
A Clayton’s Office no less
A Chinese Lawyer there The Dragon Lord went to University with,
He is so kind This Agent,
He has been instructed to interpret the language and fleece the clients,
But he is unaware he is part of Pyramid,
An extension of exploitation, no less;
Did We mention that his cousin can help in that too!
We Have overseas affiliated Offices,
Malaysia Capitala with two tall statue tower for the Malaysian Clients,
There you can babble and talk in tongues of Malay Chinese and Indian And Pigeon English
We have a Middle Eastern Office, The Boss there is loaded as well,
He gets multiple business payouts!
Dragon Lord sniffed out his loot as well! So he is a best friend for now!
Pakistan clients are well looked after by The Pakistan Dragon Lord Office
Philippians we have another Gargoyle with Rank and Office!
And of course their is the Canadian Connection!
He knows how to get away with it
What are you worried About?
He will just Instruct the Bulgarian as he is called, while Dragon sits on the phone with The Immigration Office and the client!
The Bulgarian will filter the work overseas to him while your paying!
If you are very lucky
He will just use one of his Clayton s agents overseas He trained to speak to the Government Immigration Office
The Pyramid System works so well,
The Dragon Lord Has His Hierarchy,
The Red Dragon Lord His network,
All he has to do is offer 40 percent of the takings for fleecing some poor soul.
Gargoyles Like the Pharmacist, Sit right by Dragon Lord In Malaysia,
Hence whom attached himself to The Trust Fund and Businesses,
Hence the Gargoyle Pharmacist befriended Brother One, Then Dragon Lord,
He a great friend in Deception,
the Pyramid Game,
One of the places where Madams money went.
Possibly Madams ID went and a dead dogs body
Dragon Lord stole from the vet with The Phamacist help,
Gargoyle and Dragon Lord stole from the vet with a false stat declaration.
The Madness of the Devil prevails!
The Red Dragon Lord,
The Devil has so much fun with his evil mind, Twisted and taunted
The Family is Cured by Drugs and Alcohol, Demons from so long ago;
It is written in the Artwork of the other brother in Australia,
Dark is the Art, when really exposed!
Or His Alcoholic Brother Overseas The Pharmacist Befriended and moved into the house in Malaysia!
He has A Clayton Secretary that serves Tea
Humble servants have many uses and easily disposed of
If I want to have sex he says Ill pay for it!
Hence is what the Chinese Mistress is for!
But she will outsmart him!
Either She will kill him,
Or She will kill her,

Oh Yeah!
Welcome to our Worldwide Consultation Service
Top Cat Jazzy CG Legal and AAA Immigration Service
What’s Your Problem? We solve difficult cases! There is no discrimination here!
We fight for Social Justice And Your Rights!
We fight for the Right to be Envious and Jealousy!
We fight for the Right to call babies lumps of meat!
We fight for the Right to be violent and smash you into walls

We fight for the Right to put White Women and Qualos White Devils Down
We fight for Control and Deception
We support all sorts of causes we don’t dare mention!
We are Freedom Fighters
We fight for the right to be terrorists
The Supervisor and The Boss is The Big Black Cat!
The Receptionist is Mrs Thomas The Talking Cat!
And The Pacifist is Miss Nellie Gandhi!
The messages Pigeons are out the back
In case you forget to run to the City at 4.30 pm
We take good care of you!
The Legal Office Team Workers

The Legal Office Team!

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City of Swan, Perth, Western Australia, Australia

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